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 No.68149

Hello everyone, I'm a simple Russian guy with a big problem. I'm 30 years old and I'm a virgin. I've never had a girlfriend.

Look at me, I do a lot of cosplay and try to spend my time with hot chicks. But to no avail.

I try to cosplay only brutal characters like Chris Redfield but it doesn't wirk. Why?

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 No.68150

File: f9ed71818e5c87a⋯.png (763.36 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f63d76dec5b63ba⋯.png (878.11 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.68152

Actually, that's pretty decent cosplay.

Certainly shits on my efforts when I was a 30yo virgin.

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 No.68154

>>68149

do you live in russian or outside of it?

going to a larger city may help, I don't know what eurozone is like as far as easy.

you could perhaps fly to Australia and go to a Australian cosplay event or just walk around outside. I have been told Australian women are very open minded/easy but you must be nice and not take advantage. maybe you will find a wife among the aussies

also, I think prostitution is legal in the eurozone, at least in some areas. find one that is regulated and inspected and then fuck away. you won't have to cosplay.

if you wanted to cosplay it might be extra, on the other hand she might like Redfield. lots of fans out there.

Good Luck

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 No.68159

Try Neville Goddard's ladder experiment.

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 No.68178

hope you dont end up 200.

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 No.68207

Stop chasing pussy and go to Divine Liturgy. Что с тобой не так?

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 No.68214

>>68207

no, he should sneak up on pussy from prepared positions and then engage from the side with RPG-7. As the BMP-3 starts to burn, thats when you whip your dick out.

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 No.68265

>>68149

did you get conscripted?

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 No.68312

File: c6656b768833e99⋯.mp4 (12.08 MB, 320x240, 4:3, crew.mp4)

OP you need to learn to dance

girls love dancing

good luck

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