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File: 289d65b84a842ff⋯.png (177.43 KB, 798x1230, 133:205, 92764727_FDCE_494F_8600_5E….png)

 No.68046

Somewhere, in the Multiverse, I am ruler of the universe. I fucked every single female in the universe, i fucked all the world leaders, all the scientists, and gained total control. Every woman belongs to me for fucking. I acheived total immortality by getting my scientists to use every resource and skill into making me immortal and all-powerful, and became God-Emperor of the universe. I lived on into the biliions of years later, conquering every planet and every solar system. Every female loves me. Including your mother. I even fucked alien females. I rule the universe through the power of my massive 12 inch god-cock that can change sizes to the womens liking. I am the ultimate man. All big titties and asses are mine. Anime girls also exist, and theyre mine too. All the gays, homosexuals, trannies have been wiped out and made extinct. Also the pedos. I wiped them out using my laser penis. Everything submits to my rule. Even Thanos, with the infinity gauntlet, could not match the power of my massive peen. All my favorite fictional heroes like master chief and iron man and superman, dr manhattan, space marines, all serve under my rule. Not that i need them. My cock alone has the power to destroy galaxies with a thought. Somewhere, in the Multiverse, by the power of my Infinity Cock, I am your God.

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 No.68054

>>68052

immediately kys pedo

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 No.68331

File: 053fe4bb28bdfb1⋯.mp4 (7.36 MB, 320x240, 4:3, lecktra_tck_jaime_ca.mp4)

>every single female

something tells me you couldn't even satisfy one if your life depended on it . . .

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