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File: c16cd5e8ee5c0bd⋯.jpg (8.84 KB, 225x225, 1:1, earth.jpg)

 No.67933

If The War Is Real, The Russia Can Easily Win Against The West With This Move

Chaos and opportunity are equal.

If the war is real then the Russia are having a golden chance to totally win against the West and finally defeat the US Dollar, change from 1 polar world to multi polar.

Full article, source: https://infosavior.wordpress.com/2022/05/04/if-the-war-is-real-the-russia-can-easily-win-against-the-west-with-this-move/

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 No.67934

>>67933

dubs and there are amazing things you are doing logically with your post.

and congrats on finally reaching the "x hate him with this one weird trick" level of click bait.

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 No.67936

File: ce160dcdadd8cc0⋯.jpg (292.98 KB, 1247x1080, 1247:1080, Picsart_22_05_04_11_50_01_….jpg)

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 No.67937

File: d04a08f00ea0f29⋯.jpg (519.2 KB, 1024x820, 256:205, Picsart_22_05_02_03_18_11_….jpg)

>>67934

if you like OPs Content, then you'll LOVE her vagina!!

That's Right !!!

The "Savior Messiah Lord Buddha Liberace Allah Krishna SSI Benefits Christ Demon" is ASHLEY SCHNEIDER, the only biologically female visitor to this entire website, other than Jim Watkins

Ashley's vagina is right up your alley, so stay tuned for another exciting episode

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 No.67938

File: e02ec2b0eec5640⋯.png (2.29 MB, 1548x1080, 43:30, Picsart_22_05_02_15_20_56_….png)

>>67934

as if Ashley's schizophrenic antics weren't already chaotic enough, one of her stalking victims named Amanda has notified me that Ashley is self-medicating with methamphetamine...

so yeah.. you probably want to watch every episode of ASHLEYS VAGINA

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 No.67939

File: 0d0dc3436455a56⋯.jpg (215.86 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, Picsart_22_05_03_10_33_29_….jpg)

>>67934

oh..... did I forget to tell you?

Ashley Schneider has a history of harassing people, and stalking former friends from high school...

apparently, when Ashley dropped out of high school she became despondent in her mother's basement (I know you're going to think this is a joke, but it is 100% true : Ashley quite literally lives in the basement of her mother's modest Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin home)

that's why all of her "selfies" are taken in a basement..

apparently, when Ashley dropped out, she became fixated in her jealous rage against the other girls who completed their education and moved on with their lives

but more importantly, she is simply jealous because the other girls are pretty

and she's been stalking them to this very day

in fact, the stalking behavior has increased,

and recently Ashley has begun trying to recruit

unsuspecting image board visitors to help her

harass and stalk her former friends from high school...

this behavior is nothing new

her friends are very familiar with this pattern, and that's why Ashley was institutionalized in a psychiatric unit...

her schizophrenia is profound, causing the most bizarre delusions, and creepy accusations.. Ashley accuses her female friends of trying to rape and murder her....

in all actuality, her friends have filed police reports, and Ashley is currently under investigation by law enforcement

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 No.67940

File: 339fa56bf1114b8⋯.png (977.48 KB, 1086x866, 543:433, Picsart_22_05_01_09_11_07_….png)

ever since last year, back when everybody still thought Ashley was a man, rumors have circulated about a romantic relationship between Ashley and Marshmallow Sally, one of her co-hosts on the PND Network daytime talk show THE FEW

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 No.67941

>>67940

oh boy, ol billy uranus is back

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 No.67942

File: e79c2cc9c2e2ca6⋯.png (978.42 KB, 1354x1080, 677:540, Picsart_22_05_04_13_02_30_….png)

>>67934

well, it turns out behind the scenes there was more than just a little bit of truth behind that rumor....

Marshmallow Sally was...... SMITTEN....

because Marshmallow Sally & The Savior Messiah Lord Demon Buddha Air Guitar Christ Devil have so much in common :

- they're both diagnosed schizophrenics

- they both refuse to take their psych meds

- they are both in their 30s

- they both still live with their mothers

- they both received SSI disability welfare benefits

- they both suffer from agoraphobia

- they both suffer from social anxiety

- neither of them has gone outside in over 2 years

- they both suffer from delusions in which they believe they are Lucifer

so the attraction was obvious

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 No.67944

File: 5bd685d30057c7b⋯.png (851.26 KB, 1354x1080, 677:540, Picsart_22_05_04_13_03_08_….png)

>>67941

just one problem.. that was back when Marshmallow Sally still thought Ashley was a MAN...

and everybody knows Marshmallow Sally IS NOT sexually attracted to females whatsoever

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 No.67945

File: e2ad75a63090d2a⋯.jpg (8.65 KB, 221x180, 221:180, oh_hi_there.jpg)

>>67942

ok, good stuff

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 No.67946

File: abdb9f84376f37e⋯.jpg (54.3 KB, 496x372, 4:3, circle_back.jpg)

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 No.67947

File: c42e3df0b9a0940⋯.gif (3.96 MB, 640x480, 4:3, km_20220504_480p.gif)

it still remains to be seen whether or not Marshmallow Sally can overcome his homosexuality, and accept that fact that Ashley has a VAGINA

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 No.67948

File: 8c10300c47170f4⋯.jpg (66.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, refer_you_to_state_dept.jpg)

>>67947

orly?

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 No.67949

>VAGINA

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 No.67950

File: 562c2be82a40de6⋯.jpg (26.15 KB, 320x240, 4:3, juicy_doocy.jpg)

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 No.67951

File: 3df0c960d6ae976⋯.jpg (288.79 KB, 1348x1080, 337:270, Picsart_22_05_01_22_06_33_….jpg)

although it's not a particularly pleasant sight....

Ashley she doesn't understand why nobody ever complains about the adults, but always complain about the children instead.....

they're just little babies...

baby houseflies...

it's no big deal

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 No.67952

File: 779ef8db1d79581⋯.jpg (14.84 KB, 320x240, 4:3, FAST_MILKERS_inbound.jpg)

>>67951

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT MUCH?

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 No.67953

File: d0dd4b976e091a5⋯.jpg (115.27 KB, 1348x1080, 337:270, Picsart_22_04_29_06_53_34_….jpg)

it's not like Marshmallow Sally has ever seen a vagina in real life before, so I doubt he'll realize there's anything wrong with it

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 No.67954

File: 183385fa500ebf1⋯.jpg (193.79 KB, 1080x1525, 216:305, Picsart_22_04_28_22_36_34_….jpg)

although it wouldn't be unlike him to act all snooty hootie once he gets face to face with Ashley's repugnant hole

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 No.67955

File: e6da4a7003d1802⋯.jpg (22.56 KB, 474x267, 158:89, paski_in_delaware_basement.jpg)

>>67953

you are failing your turning test

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 No.67956

File: 56fd23f114c2fce⋯.jpg (291.1 KB, 1080x1398, 180:233, Picsart_22_04_28_19_15_04_….jpg)

Ashley has been stalking Amanda Mason for years, but Amanda noticed Ashley suddenly stopped paying as much attention to her as she used to

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 No.67957

File: 7d275d0555bc402⋯.jpg (10.8 KB, 294x180, 49:30, when_the_doocy_kicks_in.jpg)

ask me hard questions like your paris girls.

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 No.67958

>>67933

Amanda told me she thought you stopped stalking her so much because maybe you started taking your schizophrenia medicine

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 No.67959

File: 7ba25f49c305c41⋯.jpg (197.47 KB, 1100x1080, 55:54, Picsart_22_04_28_18_45_59_….jpg)

>>67933

Amanda Mason didn't realize you turned your jealous rage towards Amanda Brach, and even prettier former classmate of yours

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 No.67960

>>67933

why don't you tell some of your imaginary /random/ friends about the reasons you've been stalking these two women and making completely insane accusations about them trying to rape and murder you?

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 No.67961

File: 8a391a8e9143b39⋯.jpg (116.79 KB, 1000x875, 8:7, some_body_in_this_thread.jpg)

what about making some "I" statments.

I feel _____ today.

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 No.67962

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread music: Roky Erickson Two Headed Dog

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 No.67963

File: 822d2e944bb241d⋯.jpg (188.28 KB, 1080x1621, 1080:1621, Picsart_22_04_24_12_59_17_….jpg)

>>67933

by the way, as you are already well aware, travel sites and hotel booking companies worldwide have consistently awarded the titleMOST BORING CITY ON PLANET EARTHto your hometown of Fond Du Lac, Wisconsin...

it is the world's number one location for a COMPLETE LACK OF ANYTHING TO DO WHATSOEVER....

it's world famous for having ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NICE OR WORTHWHILE....

there's a crappy Little lighthouse on a lake

AND THAT'S IT...

there is no art or culture or quality food

there's nothing

it's the most boring worthless mind-numbing hell hole on the entire planet

BUT YOUR MOTHER LIVES THERE..

and you live in her basement

not even joking....

YOU ACTUALLY LIVE IN HER BASEMENT

100% true... and you haven't gone to a store in over 2 years.. you stay right there and your mother's house 24 hours a day, collecting schizophrenic taxpayer funded PITY MONEY from the US government...

like a leech... like a parasite

you survived by attaching yourself to a

the least you could do is a little bit of pornography on the side to help your drug addict mother pay bills

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 No.67964

>>67962

you've got horrible taste in music...

well.... actually, to be more technically accurate,

that's not even considered "TASTE"

it's more like any random garbage that pops up in a suggestion box, based upon an algorithm created by your lack of taste in music

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 No.67965

File: af575a91ba6d274⋯.png (801.74 KB, 1080x1342, 540:671, Picsart_22_05_04_13_39_06_….png)

>>67933

it certainly won't be the most boring City when the investigation into aggravated stalking is completed...

Wisconsin has some very interesting laws regarding psychiatric problems and crime..

it turns out unlike other states, in Wisconsin a family member is not required to have somebody locked up in a mental institution until they can demonstrate they are no longer a psychotic danger to themselves or others...

it turns out your Stalking Victims are going to have an easy time having you locked up

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 No.67966

File: d4bd2e62fdaf527⋯.jpg (204.29 KB, 2898x2898, 1:1, Picsart_22_03_20_02_04_17_….jpg)

>>67933

everybody wants to know :

if Marshmallow Sally can handle your vagina without vomiting, are you going to start letting him hit that hole?

and if so.... which one of you is technically considered the MAN in the relationship?

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 No.67967

File: 5de66a6bffe7946⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1080x1891, 1080:1891, Picsart_22_04_27_15_31_57_….png)

because when I enter your photograph (taken in your mother's basement) into my artificial intelligence deep learning program, it seems to think you are a MALE

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 No.67968

File: 8897a62921abafd⋯.jpg (224.96 KB, 1080x1440, 3:4, Picsart_22_04_27_15_21_16_….jpg)

which is completely understandable, considering the fact that everything about you is androgynous at best..

even your name is androgynous

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 No.67969

File: 380d72a4a8b3277⋯.jpg (297.26 KB, 1080x1341, 120:149, Picsart_22_04_27_14_13_57_….jpg)

I told the artificial intelligence program to perceive you as a female

so it transformed you into something a little bit more vaguely similar to a woman

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 No.67970

File: ce5b56ad3f1f56e⋯.jpg (159.81 KB, 1080x1341, 120:149, Picsart_22_05_04_13_52_09_….jpg)

>>67933

it's amazing that computer technology has come SO FAR, that it's even able to create something "feminine" from your image...

astounding!!

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 No.67971

File: 0816b91dbc93839⋯.png (1.09 MB, 1080x1150, 108:115, Picsart_22_04_28_19_02_42_….png)

but reality is a little bit less glamorous

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 No.67972

File: e9ac1bb4f1213cc⋯.jpg (187.71 KB, 1080x1338, 180:223, Picsart_22_04_28_18_49_52_….jpg)

and yes, I realize you have spent more than your fair share of time fantasizing about being somebody else.. somebody men find more attractive

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 No.67973

File: 8d44171391f01a0⋯.png (1.1 MB, 1080x1251, 120:139, Picsart_22_04_28_18_52_56_….png)

and YES, I'm aware what a shock it was for you to discover 99.99% of men would find you more attractive if you were a NIGGER

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 No.67974

File: 570e83071129d0a⋯.png (265.13 KB, 805x790, 161:158, Picsart_22_05_02_14_33_12_….png)

>>67933

but you can't spend the rest of your life fantasize me.. it's time for you to get into the business of accepting yourself for who and what you are

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 No.67975

File: d59e7cdcbb4f27e⋯.png (741.46 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Picsart_22_04_23_00_42_27_….png)

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 No.67976

File: cdf4443adbc4457⋯.jpg (345.41 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Picsart_22_04_28_19_28_49_….jpg)

ashley, are you a man or a woman?

nice basement, by the way

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 No.67977

File: 32e0d8349102e4b⋯.jpg (343.47 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Picsart_22_04_24_10_12_58_….jpg)

please tell us about FAUX ANONYMOUS, and how they tried to rape and murder you

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 No.67978

File: 8da8bbb11cd6f7b⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1531x1080, 1531:1080, Picsart_22_04_24_10_38_27_….png)

>>67933

because according to you, everybody you've ever met in your entire life tried to rape and murder you

and that's completely normal.. there's absolutely nothing psychotic about that at all ..

AND EVERYBODY OWES YOU MONEY

you claim that EVERYBODY somehow "owes you money", even though everybody is paying taxes that are given to you in your PSYCHOTIC SSI WELFARE PITY MONEY BENEFITS every month

you don't even have enough money to pay rent

you only get $780 per month in sympathy welfare

you can't pay your own bills, so you live with your mother...

but somehow you were able to loan money to everybody, and everybody owes you money?

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 No.67982

File: 121712cb56e831a⋯.png (525.94 KB, 1492x1080, 373:270, Picsart_22_05_04_14_23_19_….png)

>>67933

A DOSE OF REALITY FOR A DELUSIONAL DIPSHIT :

nobody owes you any money....

you've never worked in your life, which is the reason you only qualified for SSI welfare benefits

there are lots of people out there with schizophrenia, but they manage their mental illness with medication, became stable, got jobs, go to work everyday, pay their own bills, buy their own food, living their own apartments without continuing to mooch on their mothers like they are still a toddler...

there are plenty of schizophrenic people out there who live productive lives, and are productive members of society...

YOU ARE SIMPLY LAZY

the only reason you don't have a job is because

YOU ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO WORK

you seem to think you are royalty or something

like you're somehow "better than the average person", and that means you don't have to work and pay your own way...

you seem to think you were put on this planet to sit on your ass and mooch off your mother and the taxpayers...

nobody "owes" you.....

nobody owes you any money

(it's quite the opposite, in fact... BUM)

nobody owes you respect...

(you've never earned respect in your life)

nobody is obligated to you in any way shape or form

BECAUSE YOU ARE A LAZY WORTHLESS BUM

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 No.67983

>>67933

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE, RUNNING YOUR PSYCHOTIC DELUSIONAL STUPID UNEDUCATED HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT MOUTH ABOUT PEOPLE "OWING YOU MONEY", WHEN YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO GO OUT AND GET A GODDAMN JOB LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE...

you're nothing more than a parasite

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 No.67984

File: 833d76c3f39db39⋯.png (1.36 MB, 1492x1080, 373:270, Picsart_22_05_04_14_49_02_….png)

>>67933

you don't even qualify as "human", because humans don't victimize their mother into their mid-30s, mooching and bumming and borrowing and never paying back...

you're more like an insect or a tapeworm

you're kind of like a maggot feeding on the pile of dogshit known as your mother q

you are a lazy worthless welfare nigger, who refuses to get off her lazy nigger ass, to stop making excuses, and simply go find a job like every other adult human being...

YOU OWE US MONEY....

OUR TAX DOLLARS PAY YOUR WELFARE BENEFITS !!!

YOU DISGUSTING, LAZY, STUPID, PSYCHOTIC, UNEDUCATED, WORTHLESS NIGGER

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 No.67986

I am Satan Lord of Poop give me your Poop!!

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 No.67992

File: b22137bf516bfbf⋯.jpg (33.02 KB, 300x250, 6:5, PicsArt_05_04_06_29_38.jpg)

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