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 No.65671

I don't get how to get a girlfriend

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 No.65763

File: 8da4dbf92504035⋯.jpg (27.34 KB, 474x316, 3:2, grug.jpg)

>Be like Grug.

>See woman you want.

>Approach her.

>Tell her:"Grug want to take you on date"

>She'll tell you, she has boyfriend.

>When nobody watches grugsmash her over the head.

>Drag her to mancave and attach to her the symbol of holy matrimony, collar and chain.

Congratulations anon you now have a wife, have fun :)

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 No.66076

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 No.66077

The aliens that designed women, and still design women, know full well all of this, and have chosen to beset you men with that animal, one of a thousand drags by design imposed upon you all, whose only purpose as a container is to keep churning new animals in the nursery

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 No.66078

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 No.66079

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 No.66080

I had a bunch of females trying to fuck me at work, I think

I didn't start the talking to them, and I know as a male if you don't ask you don't get, but maybe they were look for a beta that has money

anyway, im not signing off on sex with random whores, threatened one with death after she made a display fucking a nigger, then trying to fuck me, and that put a stop to all of it

the answer to your question is; have a mostly feminine face with a touch of masculine features, and be tall

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