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File: 7f5db3b1f2caa1f⋯.jpg (1.88 MB, 2762x3683, 2762:3683, 20210908_163708.jpg)

 No.65051

You walk into your house after a long day of wagecucking and find this shrigma male giving his spores to your wife.

What do?

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 No.65057

File: d02d11f88d3748f⋯.jpg (329.82 KB, 881x900, 881:900, 1640873831210.jpg)

>>65051

Go about my business. Who am I to get in the way of natural selection. If anything this development lets me get back to my porn and vidya

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 No.65058

Nobody here has ever had a girlfriend let alone a wife.

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 No.65322

>>65051

FAKE

Shrigma males can feel oncoming cucks via their vast network of mycelium.

also, who cucks after 1:30?

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 No.65377

>>65051

understandable. have a good day

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 No.65397

File: 390a39f6c0fca05⋯.jpg (4.15 KB, 124x124, 1:1, 1642387578001s.jpg)

>She will be kept in a dark moist underground room

>she will only be fed horse manure and pond water.

> tell the bitch to keep birthing those baby shrooms

> gather the shrooms

>Sell the shrooms at junkies tweakers and libshits

<this is the kind of magical jujufood you want pal, only happy trips.

>success the money is rolling in and soon the demand outstrip the suplly

<i got to think fast , ah yes of course i need that that son of a bitch mushroom guy!

>search through my wife's call history, tell her to call him for some loving or by god i'll be feeding her pigshit next.

> she call, he is on his way to give her a big surprise.

<good girl you'll be spared the pigshit..... for now ! Get back to growing me more shrooms bitch!

> i awaiting his arrival and ambush the fucker as he rings the doorbell.

> i grab him by his big mushroomtip and drag is flailing body to my dungeon wher i chain him to the wall

> go to tweaker town and lure some junky bitches to my place with the promise of free shrooms

> they get locked into the dungeon too.

> i force mushroom dude to seed their flowerbeds too .

> production is vastly increasing and i am harvesting fresh shroomies daily.

>the more miserable the growing vassels are the more potent the product.

> they all get to eat a variety of different shit

> people won't stop buying from me, even famous celebs want my magical jujufoods

> i am the jujuman!

> getting rich and the hottest women want my mushroom tip.

> and how i want them too........... In my damn dungeon!

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 No.65457

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>>65051

>16chan

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 No.65677

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 No.65684

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>>65457

Hi I'm Mark Web

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 No.65716

File: e76c3e33f9ffe6a⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 373.42 KB, 800x600, 4:3, full.png)

>>65057

>natural selection

based.

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 No.65938

File: 7875a43efdeb1f9⋯.jpg (191.91 KB, 630x800, 63:80, pic_unrelated.jpg)

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