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 No.62542

Ladies and gentlemen, as of August 28th, 2021, 8:19 PM EST, a member of The Sons Of Zennitarr known as "Emily", has contacted the suicide hotline, claiming that she is currently situated on an Air Force base, is planning to neutralize both her boyfriend, as well as multiple soldiers and innocent civilians all at once in a brutal, extremist massacre, as of today. Emily claims that the AFB's chapel has been cited as stating that transgendered people will, and I quote, "never be real women", and that lesbians and homosexual peoples/cultures are nothing but godless, doomed satanists, waiting to burn in hell for their infidelity. It has been confirmed by Emily that she has access to multiple military-grade weapons and assorted munitions, such as but not limited to: C4 explosives, grenades, carbine rifles, laser-guided tracking missile launchers, etc. The operator, currently negotiating with the homicidal transgender woman, claims that she does NOT want to see Emily's corpse on television, and that she is in fact "better than this". Emily has replied, claiming that she craves violence, as has had this craving her whole life, in efforts to be a revolutionary and hero to transsexuals everywhere. Emily is now discussing the lack of trans individuals in the military, and believing that her hypothetical terroristic plots will see to it that more and more of these individuals radicalize themselves against the heterosexual menace. The operator is now speaking out, not necessarily in opposition to her ideals, but in opposition to her methods. This light colloquy has been interrupted, though, as Emily has got up to grab her rifle, exclaiming, loudly, that she is going to murder her boyfriend and all of her friends on and off the base. Emily has provided her address to the operator, to which the operator, still unnamed as of right now, has found this to be quite suspicious, but has been swayed in the right direction, now mentioning that her boyfriend and his friends have been domestically abusing her, which the operator has been disgusted by. Emily now says that she "took a handful of pills", that she found in a "plastic bag", and that she feels alerted and sickened by everything around her. The operator has suggested that she drink water, a request of which Emily has willingly accepted with welcome, open arms. The operator is now interrogating Emily about what occured as of the current date, which has revealed quite the nasty detail: that Emily has been both beaten and molested by her boyfriend and his friends just one night ago. Having been asked the same questions again again, Emily has given a large number of statements, of which have been transcriped and compiled for viewer examination: "He has xanax and adderall. I took a mix of both, yeah. Yeah. My heart is pumping really fast, I'm full of rage right now. I feel manic. Yeah. I just feel like... I could kill the whole base. I feel like I'm invinsible. Send the MP's? I'm gonna kill them too. I can hear you. I'm just thinking. About the neighbours. Their friends live really close. I'm thinking about going over to see if they're there just so I can kill them. I don't care about any of your motherfuckers trying to stop me. They're not innocents. They're NOT innocent. They raped me. Yes.....". The operator has attempted to deliberate with Emily's plot, claiming that the rapists should be behind bars, rather than dead. Emily has refused this, ignoring it, and has stated that she wants to kill herself, in a suicide-by-cop scenario. The operator, now very obviously concerned that this may be a prank, has asked Emily if she is STILL having suicidal thoughts, to which she has answered honestly: "Yes. I took some C4 from the warehouse. There's an explosives guy. I have his key. I overheard him talking. It's enough to set off the warehouse. I'm 30. Yeah". With such heavy armaments in her possession, it's uncertain what amount of damage Emily will be able to the base, the civilians, and the poor priests and priestesses currently situated on sight. Having been asked about her last name, Emily has replied, "Miss me with that bullshit", followed by a quick and swift call disconnected. Well, that's that crisis quelled! Looks like the situation has been completely and utterly defused, but as usual - The Sons Of Zennitarr's revolution continues. Stay tuned, and spread the word!

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 No.62544

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BREAKING: As of Sunday, August 28th, 2021, at 10:23 PM, Mohammad Aljurllj, a former member of The Sons Of Jefferson and it's short-lasted Entropy division, has entered a conversation with a Californian police department's phone operator. He has instantly began telling the operator to shut up, and that he is from Afghanistan. Mohammad claims that The Sons Of Zennitarr are planning to come to the operator's location with an unidentified explosive weapon, to kill him, and any and all innocent civilians of whom have been dubbed, by Mohammad, as haram. Mohammad is currently threatening the operator, claiming that he has a bomb in his backpack, and is currently walking through the Venice Beach Boardwalk. Mohammad Aljurllj is now violently shouting at the operator, claiming that he is a "haram American", and stating,

proudly, a number of Islamic quotes from the Quran, as well as the following transcribed content: "Okay you are problem. You are problem dee-dee. My bomb is gonna go off, when I find you, I find your fucking mother, I rape your family, I rape your mother, and I rape you, and I rape you, ALLAHUAKBAR!". Though the call was disconnected for a period of time, the phone rings as we speak, but an operator has yet to pick up. What a shame! Just as the words of divine, Jihadi justice were just about to get explosive, the bomb was defused. What a shame, part 2! Well, that's all for now folks. Stay tuned and share Mohammad's tale!

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