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File: 834a32963a38e4a⋯.jpeg (96.15 KB, 916x1024, 229:256, staring_at_her_tits_but_i….jpeg)

 No.62267

High power pedos are ditching thai language books for pastun as Joe B'iden al-Scrantonhi celebrates the opening of the largest pedo friendly caliphate in the modern world. Pedos are converting to Islam at record rates in anticipation of Al-Scrantonhi normalizing relations and encouraging tourism and emigration. a certain overpass in florida has already seen over 200 applications for citizenship sent to the Caliphate Islamic Republic of Afganistan.

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 No.62269

File: 7625dfb668fd1aa⋯.jpg (60.58 KB, 896x564, 224:141, ice_cream_and_anger_the_jo….jpg)

Joe "Aliyah was too old" Biden cheered the thousands of forced taliban weddings happening whereever pretty girls were found in kabul over night.

>"A forced marriage and subsequent consummation is a scared bond between a struggling 8 year old girl, a sweating bearded 36 year old virgin fighter, and god. marriage is stability and by the rights Afghanistan became one of the most stable countries in the world over night!"

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 No.62270

File: 0a845248f64b4d9⋯.jpg (578.55 KB, 3372x2220, 281:185, thanks_you_joe_biden.jpg)

>>62269

thank you joe biden, I love my new wife

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 No.62271

File: 291ab0acde9c57c⋯.jpg (326.35 KB, 1024x677, 1024:677, taliban_in_the_oven.jpg)

taliban goes in baby comes out you can't explain that

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 No.62273

File: dfcd5a30fc64f20⋯.jpg (77.69 KB, 500x375, 4:3, 1198398859830.jpg)

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 No.62275

>>62272

no goddamit! mods mods mods

I am not saying pedos are good. pedos are bad and joe biden is bad and should feel bad.

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 No.62299

>>62267

I found a picture of Hunter Biden with green paint on his ears. what could that mean?

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 No.62341

I herd jeffie epstien is moving to afgahnistan

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 No.62358

>>62273

>40 year-old Afghan man married an 11 year-old.

I'm 50. Can I have a 21 year old please?

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 No.62359

>>62358

Akmad al-Gamestoppi, a recent immigrant to Afghanistan said he purchased a 21 year old graduate student for a gamecube a two mario games.

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 No.62375

File: 333e1d752fce553⋯.jpg (200.81 KB, 1192x984, 149:123, 20210821_232642.JPG)

>>62359

I have a Wii.. Has to be good for a cute trap at least.

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 No.62380

you imageboard (chatroom) faggots are pathetic

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 No.62381

>>62380

Dude, it's a site that originated as a forum for 30 year-old Virgins.

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 No.62385

>>62375

women, taliban are selling woman. did you think I meant male when I said graduate student?

no, I meant a woman who achieved a masters degree was being sold into slavery for an old console.

you have two controllers?

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 No.62401

>>62385

Only that in the photo, unfortunately, which is why I had the expectation of it being good for only one X chromosome.

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 No.62416

>>62401

I have no women to see, was again just trying to setup that a graduate student isn't worth two controllers. more as a "ha ha college" joke than a "hah! college" joke.

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 No.62417

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.62438

>>62267

Git gud at Photoshop nigger, you didn't do a good enough, you'll only fool boomers

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