FRIDAY = alone in front of a computer
SATURDAY = alone in front of a computer
SUNDAY = alone in front of a computer
four times a month, the mind-numbing loneliness of the weekend sinks in again
and again, and again, and again
Meanwhile, all of the other young adult males your age are out there with their girlfriends, socializing with other couples, going out to eat dinner, going to the movie theater, going out for a few drinks, going back home and emptying their testicles into hot chicks, enjoying the highs and lows of life, having each other's backs, reveling in the warm embrace of a trusted life companion
and then there's YOU...... sissyhitler