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File: 33cf433739e1002⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1421x725, 49:25, thinkmarkthumbnail.png)

 No.57439

>posts porn I don't like

>Posts location

>Hey let's dox this faggot

>Surrounded by brain dead people who parrot delusion schizo memes

>website provides no response

>DNS invalid

>Someone might be trying to use a script

Nice try

Not really interested in having new handlers that want to torture me in a new way.

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 No.57440

>be at dinner at BJs in California

>Enjoying nice hedge salad

>Salt shaker gets chucked at you by surprise

>Catches it mid air

>Accidently show power level

>Gif of actual reaction

Woops

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 No.57441

File: f1bdf8cf35be915⋯.gif (7 MB, 744x309, 248:103, 5238794_sneeze.gif)

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 No.57442

File: 45aa67729a8c32b⋯.gif (93.42 KB, 220x183, 220:183, tenor_7_.gif)

>catching a bullet between your teeth moment

>Everyone pretends it didn't happen

>Only person who knows about the superman thing is the girl that looks like and named like Batgirl sitting infront of you

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 No.57444

File: 6f07597b9267910⋯.jpg (291.73 KB, 863x764, 863:764, superman_mind_blown.jpg)

>goes bowling

>Throws largest bowling ball

>Didn't know there's radar

>Tv screen says 60mph

>Tone it down

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 No.57445

File: 1237547221acbac⋯.gif (132.08 KB, 220x132, 5:3, tenor_13_.gif)

>>57444

>Average 90mph fast ball in major leagues -- 125 joules

>Throws bowling ball at on accident 2510 joules

Oopsy doopsie

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 No.57447

File: b04217a47c841fd⋯.gif (994.11 KB, 400x259, 400:259, giphy_5_.gif)

>>57445

>Used 12 cents of energy in a swing

>Realizes electricity is cheap

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 No.57449

File: 15114560ebd96d5⋯.mp4 (289.06 KB, 352x264, 4:3, yt1s_com_Exploding_Dog_360….mp4)

>same amount of energy a microwave at 1200watts gives out in 45 minutes

>Discharged in half a second

>Imagined what would happen if that microwave put all that energy into a half a second and roasted a small dog

>Imagined hitting small dog with 18lb bowling ball at 60 mph

Math checks out

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 No.57450

File: 2bf182909b0a290⋯.png (242.88 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20210601_061908.png)

>guy dressed as superman carrying a bowling ball

>No one's concerned

>Joules from .45 caliber bullet is ...

>:D

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 No.57451

File: c3b20531cd27dab⋯.png (308.06 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20210601_062718.png)

>carries .44 magnum in public and everyone's terrified

>Carry bowling ball dressed as superman and no one cares

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 No.57516

>>57451

Your name is kssfhwtr (wazzup)

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 No.57694

>>57441

jake busey so good in everything

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 No.57738

Take your kryponite meds.

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 No.57742

File: ab6cd32b0ee4337⋯.png (236.18 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ab6.png)

>>57738

>studies latin

>thinks about going to pharmacy

>need kryptonite drugs

pharmaceutical (adj.) "pertaining to pharmacy or the art of preparing drugs," 1640s (pharmaceutic in the same sense is from 1540s), from Late Latin pharmaceuticus "of drugs," from Greek pharmakeutikos, from pharmakeus "preparer of drugs, poisoner" (see pharmacy)

>Latin words for healing include sanatio, curatio, medela, salutaris, medella, medens

Not today Satan.

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 No.57743

File: 10b3b7e01eaef53⋯.jpg (10.71 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault_1_.jpg)

>>57742

>>studies latin

>>thinks about going to pharmacy

>>need kryptonite drugs

Poisoner - definition of poisoner

1. A substance that causes injury, illness, or death, especially by chemical means. 2. Something destructive or fatal.

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 No.57744

File: 3e3f8ea276fdd34⋯.jpg (226.38 KB, 650x999, 650:999, SM_51_1.jpg)

>going to a pharmacist for medicine

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 No.57745

File: 406a4ea4cc75577⋯.jpg (25.87 KB, 750x460, 75:46, lopk.jpg)

>>57744

>trust me superman

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 No.57747

File: c2fa8f015ae325f⋯.jpg (96.16 KB, 1500x1249, 1500:1249, Cryptococcosis.jpg)

>mind controlling fungus spread by spewing out of cysts

>vaccines created by taking mad cow fungus from cysts for vaccine

>inject mind controlling yeast from cysts into blood stream

>1700s logic for medicine

Yea lets keep doing that.

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 No.57748

File: 04407b4887c9739⋯.jpg (16.27 KB, 228x222, 38:37, download.jpg)

*not kidding*

https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/the-origin-of-the-word-vaccine/

Indeed, when talking about vaccines of any kind, it is essential to start the discussion with the work of Jenner (1749 to 1823), who hailed from Gloucestershire, England. In the late 18th century, while making his rounds, Jenner made a stunning observation: Milkmaids infected with cowpox, which manifested itself as a series of pustules on the hands and forearms, were immune to the smallpox epidemics that regularly attacked the residents of his parish. (Many different animal species have their own poxvirus, hence smallpox—variola virus—for humans, cowpox for cows, and so on). Legend has it that Jenner first heard of this phenomenon in the late 1770s from a Bristol milkmaid who boasted, “I shall never have smallpox for I have had cowpox. I shall never have an ugly pockmarked face.”

Jenner made history in 1796 when he gave a patient what became known as the first “vaccinia vaccine”—that is, a vaccine made from the cowpox virus. In a manner contemporary readers might find disgusting, the doctor took pus from the cowpox lesions on a milkmaid’s hands and introduced that fluid into a cut he made in the arm of an 8-year-old boy named James Phipps.

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 No.57749

Ho-de-hum.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8770259/

Intraventricular cryptococcal cysts

*cow gets cysts in brain*

*fungus reproduces and bursts and causes cysts in legs*

*take that and inject it into your blood*

Good idea!

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 No.57750

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.57773

File: 05cfceb5c215899⋯.mp4 (763.04 KB, 862x480, 431:240, glCxFZneOyq5tkd1_1.mp4)

Tyrell, Bill Gates loves you...

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