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File: 5594937a388dcdb⋯.jpg (338.15 KB, 704x1024, 11:16, Ra1482574b375fae6bf5dbf020….jpg)

 No.57149[Last 50 Posts]

>Prove you're an oldfag

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 No.57150

File: 8d02ce52e3d7178⋯.gif (6.12 KB, 150x200, 3:4, avatar1611968_3.gif)

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 No.57151

File: 4468d3d2246e6ca⋯.jpg (19.14 KB, 477x355, 477:355, R1143fe6ae3c0a97d00902fc3f….jpg)

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 No.57152

File: c56fc9999a5c54e⋯.jpg (11.32 KB, 259x194, 259:194, download_1_.jpg)

So I'm playing Secret of Mana with my friend Senate over ZSNES. We just got to The Empire (more than halfway through the game), and he's still wearing his fucking power wrist. It has 4 defense, as opposed to the ~20 defense from the armor available to us right now (this makes a lot of difference in the world of mana), but he keeps it anyways because it has +5 STR which he is convinced is more important than any amount of defense (it's not).

"So while we were in the shop at The Empire, he gave up control of his character for a moment to go AFK, so I popped into his inventory and unequipped his power wrist so I could sell it and buy a Golem Ring instead. He noticed soon after he returned that his power wrist was missing, and became irate.

"So now we're on our way to "potatos" (he means Potos Village) to buy back his power wrist. What he doesn't know is that he can buy it at the shop we just left in The Empire

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 No.57154

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>children have nothing but pepe, spam, wojack, and faggots

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 No.57156

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>actually took place

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 No.57162

File: 4ee1d62c77bf911⋯.png (44.51 KB, 189x283, 189:283, Rf327785a701e76b9f53601d67….png)

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 No.57164

File: 08a9f32990538a2⋯.jpg (220.64 KB, 502x801, 502:801, R996d4c4dbca2e91cebd8a92b4….jpg)

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 No.57165

File: fe3c58ad4fbcfb5⋯.jpg (20.21 KB, 371x529, 371:529, OIP_5_.jpg)

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 No.57167

File: bc92b2b9073fa7a⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1280x1749, 1280:1749, Rb20f63f57d4631f529bcc806d….jpg)

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 No.57168

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 No.57170

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 No.57171

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 No.57172

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 No.57173

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 No.57174

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 No.57175

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>nothing but wojack

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 No.57176

gem

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 No.57177

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 No.57178

File: 369b885972615e1⋯.gif (20.72 KB, 600x249, 200:83, 028_garfield_tubgirl_japan….gif)

>>57149

>Prove you're an oldfag

Sure thing, my fag. Have a tubgirl reference.

Also, what happened to Emiry anyway? Didn't she convert to Islam and then get herself kicked out of Japan? Or was that some other maladjusted e-starlet?

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 No.57179

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>>57178

>when you didn't understand hey im a computer and now its serious

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 No.57180

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 No.57181

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>when you realize everything was a ploy to connect your brain to the internet to remote control you into a neet

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 No.57182

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>a complicated conspiracy from ideological communists with llow IQ and tons of money to turn you into a computer to make sure you're a couch potato and enjoy endless shit spam on the TV and internet

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 No.57183

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 No.57184

File: 2f40dfb170c3445⋯.jpg (7.64 KB, 174x132, 29:22, download_2_.jpg)

If I only understood the internet was some complicated evil plan from the british empire to manipulate the mind into useless mush.

I guess I should've figured it out when the developers made sure to use www as a warning for 666

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 No.57185

>not having goku interview mma fighters

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 No.57186

Boy, I remember the days where I used to be able to do things like "Brain, I want to go to the fridge", and then I'd get up and go to the fridge. This whole "the internet is connected to your brain and stay glued to the couch" thing is way better though. Its very progressive.

I honestly like endless wojack and the same shit spamming memes and endless marathons on TV.

Holy shit we've got a bunch of geniuses running the place. 8 hours of friends every day on TBS? Sign me up!

Remember when sundance used to show actual films? Then they brainwashed and killed their crew through brainwashing and turned it into every other fucking retarded tv station

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 No.57187

Current line up that doesnt make any fucking sense

Time

TV Show

12:45 am

TV MovieFor a Few Dollars More

03:45 am

The Andy Griffith Show

The Merchant of Mayberry - Season 2 Episode 23

04:20 am

The Andy Griffith Show

Aunt Bee the Warden - Season 2 Episode 24

04:55 am

The Andy Griffith Show

The County Nurse - Season 2 Episode 25

05:30 am

The Andy Griffith Show

Andy and Barney in the Big City - Season 2 Episode 27

06:00 am

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Hannibal - Season 4 Episode 17

06:30 am

Hogan's Heroes

My Favorite Prisoner - Season 4 Episode 18

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 No.57188

What is sundance?

The Sundance Film Festival is the ultimate gathering of original storytellers and audiences seeking new voices and fresh perspectives.

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 No.57189

File: 63b5a07e8581f84⋯.jpg (255.19 KB, 1932x688, 483:172, c8d8aff04c33ff69a1141afb05….jpg)

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 No.57190

File: 68de9a85854e3f1⋯.png (909.35 KB, 1438x1078, 719:539, Screen_Shot_2020_06_07_at_….png)

Back in the day they used to have adult television programming from small film developers. Because its ... sundance

And now its... ??? what the fuck is this shit

Andy Griffith spam?

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 No.57191

I know what happened. Mr brainwash and remote control everyone decided to kill off the channel because, like the wojack spammer, "ORIGINAL IS BAD, FAG IS GOOD"

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 No.57192

File: dec7494d560691b⋯.jpg (196.25 KB, 1734x934, 867:467, c8d8aff04c33ff69a1141afb05….jpg)

>general connects TV executive to his brain

>fucks up tv executive

>spams virus to make everyone connect to the internet

>everyones brain turns to garbage

>spam everywhere

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 No.57194

File: f2525817aeef98f⋯.jpg (46.46 KB, 600x528, 25:22, Forty_keks.jpg)

>Flattens IQ curve and kills off everyone thats intelligent

>makes tons of money because everyones a zombie

>everyone becomes allergic to original content

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 No.57197

>read warning websites on geocities in 1990s warning about mind control and the government using the internet to remote control you

>yell conspiracy theorist

>now youre brain dead too

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 No.57198

>everyones braindead

>children grow up brain dead

>everyone thinks its normal

>new generals are brain dead

>everyones dead

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 No.57199

I guess I shouldve figured out whats going on when I realized the spending for advertising for dish soap and cereal boxes doesnt pay for the complicated series of satellite networks that run the TV

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 No.57200

File: 0d1a5fce4d77e6f⋯.jpg (14.52 KB, 474x266, 237:133, OIP_11_.jpg)

>stares at tv for 8 hours a day watching re-runs of friends because theres a lack of people trying to get into acting to produce new cheap shows

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 No.57201

File: 6d90ab5b410993c⋯.png (17.49 KB, 200x198, 100:99, NPC_wojak_meme.png)

>10 millionth soc thread on b

>children love anything

>think its normal

>no one tells them thats fucking retarded

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 No.57202

>>57201

>Shit spamming old tv shows on TV

>nothing but fag shit on netflix

Can the antichrist reveal himself yet I need to murder someone

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 No.57203

>useless cybernetic drone

>take over actual human being

>original programming ends

>people that run it go crazy

take your meds schizo

>replaced by endless spam

>this is fine

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 No.57205

>everyone in the government is a mind controlled faggot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Duncan_Lemp

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 No.57207

File: 440750a3fb7e47e⋯.jpg (120.71 KB, 1862x922, 931:461, c8d8aff04c33ff69a1141afb05….jpg)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Navy_Yard_shooting

>same technology being used to brainwash people

>kill everything original

>only spam

>only faggots

I don't know why any of you put up with this stupid shit

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 No.57209

File: 6d90ab5b410993c⋯.png (17.49 KB, 200x198, 100:99, NPC_wojak_meme_1_.png)

It would take me one fucking day and a few people to go to sundance and figure out whose remote controlling them.

Your response:

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 No.57210

Step 1> Identify successful organization

Step 2> Use magical schizophrenia beams to make owner go crazy

Step 3> Kill or retard them and take over business

Step 4> Let spam take over

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 No.57211

>>57210

>spam is obviously inferior but sets a low standard and low expectations

>extremely successful because its slop and you dont know better

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 No.57212

File: 1a314f0d4a67f2a⋯.jpg (39.87 KB, 474x359, 474:359, OIP_12_.jpg)

>set the stage for AI to help spam the fuck out of everything

>need to make people stupid enough to engage AI

>popularize memes through scientist

>memes are easily reproduced by AI

>garbage becomes standard

>everyone revels in memes like pigs roll around in shit

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 No.57213

>make people think everyone loves memes

>AI spams memes

>people think AI is people

>AI spams more

>People join in to be popular

>endless phone flipping

>mind controlled by cell phone

Someone fucking kill this gay ass earth

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 No.57214

>warn everyone not to mix internet culture and real life

>no one listens

>everyones brain dead

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 No.57215

>still called the government

>should be called the program

>people should be called executables

>your thinking should be called demons

Fags

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 No.57216

File: 6374c298ebe49af⋯.jpg (121.73 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, R779423d8e0866e905fe02fcf9….jpg)

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 No.57217

File: 8a295388c5a553f⋯.jpg (92.99 KB, 508x459, 508:459, amber.jpg)

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 No.57218

File: fe3f82db4fcb15c⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, R77aad6c1f357bb9b71166e6ce….jpg)

>>57216

Tor

a hill or rocky peak.

pe·do

of a child; relating to children.

"Traci Lords (born Nora Louise Kuzma; May 7, 1968) is an American actress, singer, and former pornographic actress. Lords got into the adult film industry by using a fake birth certificate to conceal the fact that she was two years under the legal age of 18"

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 No.57219

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 No.57220

File: 47f40db4eaa8534⋯.jpg (233.24 KB, 1600x1167, 1600:1167, depositphotos_210314988_st….jpg)

Torpedo

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 No.57221

File: 26428a745d217c2⋯.jpg (59.13 KB, 361x512, 361:512, unnamed.jpg)

Torpedo?

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 No.57222

File: ad47c394546c4e4⋯.jpg (163.84 KB, 1300x953, 1300:953, torpedo_memorial_fremantle….jpg)

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 No.57223

>THIS THREAD IS TERRIBLE

>ITS NOT WOJACK OR MEME

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 No.57224

File: 742cb74f319ef1d⋯.jpg (419.52 KB, 1772x906, 886:453, c8d8aff04c33ff69a1141afb05….jpg)

Now, just incase you didnt get it, I'm going to draw this up on a chalk board.

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 No.57225

File: 3eca46c68590fd0⋯.jpg (413.32 KB, 1920x1280, 3:2, A_Alamy_BXWK5E_vvmkuf.jpg)

tor

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 No.57226

File: 163d6d0a8f37e20⋯.jpg (207.87 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 3288.jpg)

pedo

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 No.57227

File: 5549fcfa640da3e⋯.jpg (67.61 KB, 549x768, 183:256, 436909dbf1cd97f99cb794e869….jpg)

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 No.57228

File: 32d8baa40778815⋯.png (145.69 KB, 704x396, 16:9, CSikH.png)

THESE WEAPONS ARE NOW CALLED TRACI

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 No.57230

File: da4e1b9aaddc5e5⋯.jpg (28.25 KB, 640x480, 4:3, NPC_crowd_1.jpg)

Your response:

" Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " , " Thats not wojack " ,

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 No.57261

>>57149

Thrust vectoring ruled the skies once. Now the Queen rules it.

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 No.57262

>>57245

I'm not going to click that and reward the spammer, so would someone who was stupid enough to click tell me what it is?

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 No.57265

>>57262

That bot has been spamming this site for months, did you just get here?

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 No.57274

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What do I win?

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 No.57279

Do you liek mudkipz!? Back in like 2008 or 2009 I was 16 and met this Asian on xbox who's gamertag was mudkipz or something and it was a total 4chan reference. Thr guy said government officials were watching him. There was also also video on YouTube where he let a girl slap him for a beer. That guy was was a fucking loser but he helped me find 4chan

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 No.57316

no.

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 No.57353

dubble dubble

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