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File: 1b8f1e00dfaadc6⋯.jpeg (19.27 KB, 220x165, 4:3, 0F8E9574_BCB6_4124_85EF_8….jpeg)

 No.56164

Has anyone tried purchasing modafinil online without a prescription?

I live in the US where it is classified as a controlled substance. But there are several sites that you can purchase it without a prescription.

My question is what would the legal ramifications be for doing this? Would the US customs merely confiscate the goods having me lose my money or would they pursue legal action against me?

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 No.56179

Get the prodrug. It turns into modafinil after consumption.

Adrafinil is a prodrug; it is primarily metabolized in vivo to modafinil, resulting in very similar pharmacological effects. Unlike modafinil, however, it takes time for the metabolite to accumulate to active levels in the bloodstream.

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 No.56187

>>56164

best advice ever ?................

fukkarounnanfindout

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 No.56188

>>56164

A: If it arrives, you'll be fine.........

for 8 seconds, until you turn around and walk inside with it, of course..... Because that's when they LITERALLY take the door FRAME out, not just the door ...

You'd be amazed how much damage they'll do to a door... ANY door.... even steel doors and frames...

(you would too, if you had qualified immunity and a literal badge of authority which allowed you to destroy things with a battering ram as you charge in with pistols drawn)

I have a little experience with the subject, actually

Notice I just said pistols?

Trust me.. even after they TACKLE you to the floor,

they STILL scream and yell at you and place a pistol against the back of your head...

It happened to me...

So I should know.....

But yeah.. you'll be fine

For that 8 seconds.......

So enjoy them

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 No.56190

>>56164

If you're actually considering taking risks, perhaps you should begin with some risk analysis first..

Since the pandemic in particular, darknet silk Road type activities were brought to a screeching halt by customs and DHS....

These days in particular,

There is azero% chance of not being intercepted, andat least= a 50% chance of them following the chain all the way to the address you supplied, and quite honestly, it's probably closer to 70%....

Not a very good risk benefit ratio if you ask me

If you're considering rolling the dice...

If you contemplating taking chances...

If you're calculating risks....

You'd be a lot safer simply buying a gram of meth

A lot less likely to get arrested

No government watch list

No federal authorities

Just you

And a gram of meth......

Plus, provigil is bullshit....

It's not what you think it is

If you're going to 'zoom', then ZOOM

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 No.56194

>>56164

I know that you hear the word "methamphetamine" and cringe.... I realize you've gotten all kinds of negative preconceptions in your head about it...

Of course you do

They spent millions and millions of dollars with their slick anti-meth campaigns... They made sure everybody got the message...

And a lot of it is true!

Meth can be very destructive physically and mentally, but lots of things can... Meth can deteriorate you inside and out, but that doesn't happen for quite a while...

That process takes a lot longer than you might think.. of course if you're going to sit there and snort smoke or inject meth all the time, several times a day, everyday, eventually it's going to start sanding you down around the edges....

But you're not looking for something that powerful

That's why you're interested in provigil or modafinil whatever you want to call it... You're interested in it because it's subdued.. it's watered down instead of something as powerful as crystal methamphetamine...

That's one of the rationalizations you've used regarding this subject.. you have convinced yourself modafinil is safe because it's pharmaceutical and it's weak and mild and not very strong at all....

TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY !!!

You don't have to do a big line..

It's actually possible to cut out aTEENY TINY BUMPthat only costs $2...

That's right.. you can chop out a teeny tiny little itsy bitsy little piece no bigger than a couple grains of salt.. and it's only $2 worth...

If you snorted a tiny $2 bump of meth, you would have the exact same minimal subdued moderate weak buzz that you seek from modafinil

Just a tiny teeny bit, just enough to lift you a tiny little bit, to clear your thoughts, to make you focus, so you can complete something, so you actually feel energized ... BUTNOT "TWEAKING"

It's actually very possible too skim the surface instead of jumping in at first to the deep end

And you don't have to do it everyday..

Unlike a pill, this teeny tiny crystaline "bump" would have you feeling wonderful for 3 days...

3 days..

You could still eat and even sleep if you wanted

But your mood would be elevated for 3 days

You wouldn't be whacked out of your mind or sketchy and tweaky and weird.. nobody would even be able to tell.. not even your own family.. because I'm talking about doing such a tiny amount that it would barely even register on a piss test...

I know you're going to tell me all the reasons why it's a bad idea....

But you're the one in here asking people to hypothesize on the possible legal ramifications when you get intercepted...

and your package WILL be intercepted...

Absolutely guaranteed

So fast it would make your eyes cross

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 No.56195

Modafinil versus methamphetamine :

It's like you want to start vaping,

But you're afraid to smoke cigarettes

Because cigarettes are so bad for you

But you don't seem to realize

But you don't have to smoke an entire cigarette

And you don't have to smoke five cigarettes or 10 cigarettes or 20 cigarettes....

You can actually just take a tiny little puff off of a cigarette, and put it out.....

And you got the nicotine boost you were looking for...

Or you can start vaping and have US customs and the postal service kick your door off the hinges and force you into a plea bargain....

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 No.56197

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>>56164

And I know just the person you can buy meth from

His name is Neander, and he's totally chill...

He's got really good meth and bring your girlfriend..

Also, don't freak out when he points guns at you, because he likes pointing guns at people, but he's totally chill.. you're going to love this dude...

I already told him that you're going to be coming to see him

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 No.56198

File: d4c2967c8473cfd⋯.jpg (504.17 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 20210528_181231.jpg)

>>56164

and this is Neander's friend "G-MONEY"... he's heading over to your place right now. He's going to make sure you find Neander's place...

Do you have cash or do you need a ride to the atm?

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 No.56200

>>56164

TWO WORDS :

you needtostopbeingsuchapussyandbuysomemeth

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 No.56201

>>56164

G-Money just texted me... He says he's on his way and wants to know if you'd know the difference between real meth and flex

oh, and he said he's taking you to the ATM either way

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 No.56202

>>56164

Oh and do you have any clean syringes?

Because by the time they bring you back home, you'll wish you had some...

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 No.56203

>>56194

I can't believe I'm saying this, as a rather straight-laced person who hasn't taken anything stronger than NO2 or weed...

I fucking HATE meth, understand. I see how it destroys people. It took one of my close friends. I have suffered so much from meth. It killed a close childhood friend. I cried for a long time.

But take this advice, anon. You are walking into a textbook honey trap, and you are about to go to jail for a rather much longer time than you really deserve for wanting these pills. And if you use the meth in the way described, if you microdose it, you will see no adverse health effects for YEARS.

Don't do it, anon. Don't try the dark web. All the dealers have gone underground. Shit's WAY too hot, understand? It is only FBI or whatever.I'm a fucking ACCOUNTANT, and I get it.

YOU ARE BEING LESS STREET-SMART THAN AN ACCOUNTANT RIGHT NOW!!!

Things are really fucking wierd right now. Everything is horribly, horribly wrong, everywhere. Alien. Otherwordly. In the hostile poison death planet sence of the concept. 10 years ago, things were fine. 20 years ago, PARADISE.

The point being, when things are really fucking wierd, you fucking LAY LOW!

DON'T DO IT! METH IS BETTER!

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 No.56211

>>56203

>>56190

>>56194

>>56195

Thanks for the laugh m8

BRB gonna start microdosing meth and cigarettes.

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 No.56229

>>56203

>>56211

thankyou for seeing the silly humor nonsense, and the very serious advice hidden behind all the silliness....

and i also thing meth is terrible....

its evil.....

but it would take you years to deteriorating microdosing... and I'm definitely not suggesting you continue it for a long time...

but if you want to focus.....

it will do the trick

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 No.56230

>>56229

My wife fell asleep a while ago...

And now I can't keep my eyes open

Good night

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