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>>56137

>deep opioid addiction

>kratom

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>>56137

KRATOM IS GARBAGE.........

And you're over exaggerating, being melodramatic and histrionic...

You are not suffering from a 'DEEP' opioid addiction at all.... In fact it barely even tweaks the opioid receptors...

You're suffering from a psychological dependency on the weakest garbage money can buy... at least if you were psychologically addicted to salt or sugar it would be REAL....

But for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you were suffering from a legitimate deep addiction to heroin or oxycontin....

And you told me you've been trying to quit for a long time....

That's the same exact bullshit all weaklings say

Because here's the medical fact :

IT ONLY TAKES 3 DAYS OF SLIGHT DISCOMFORT TO BREAK PHYSICAL DEPENDENCY ON OPIOIDS

(And I'm talking about real opioids like heroin or oxycodone, so kratom is much easier to quit)

It only takes 3 days of continual opioid use around the clock to become physically dependent...

The 'dope sick' withdrawals are NOT anywhere near as bad as people pretend they are...

....... So you'll feel uncomfortable for 3 days?

AAAWWWWWWWW poor baby

......... So your stomach will feel funny?

WAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!

........ So your skin will feel clammy ?

POOR LITTLE BABY BOOM BOOM

You might as well be addicted to catnip

Because catnip is much more potent than kratom

>>56137

Allow me to tell you about REAL physical dependency on opioids :

On Monday, May 4th 2009 I was having a very simple surgical procedure (referred to as 'day surgery', because you are in and out and back home the same day) at Piedmont Hospital in Atlanta.....

Just a simple procedure.. no big deal..

But the anesthesiologist over administered the conscious sedation anesthetic PROPOFOL...

and I had a massive coronary right there on the operating table... I actually extubated myself during the heart attack (ripping the breathing tube out, without deflating the balloons at the bifurcation beforehand, which ruined my vocal cords) and fought back swinging and punching the doctors and operating room staff as they tried to defibrillate me...

I was indeed eventually defibrillated, and they immediately put me into a medically induced coma, and set me upstairs to the cardiovascular intensive Care unit (CVICU) to monitor the damage to my heart muscles....

I was in a medically induced coma for FOURTEEN DAYS.....

The entire time, I had a PICC line in my neck, delivering drop after drop after drop after drop ofFENTANYL

14 days of a steady drip of fentanyl while I was in a coma........................

I realize intravenous fentanyl drips are nothing compared to that badass kratom you've been buying at the convenience store, but pay attention anyway

At the end of the 14 days, they yanked me out of the medically induced coma, and I suddenly woke up for the first time since suffering a massive heart attack on the operating table, actually DYING, being shocked back to life, then locked in a horrible stasis Frozen in a coma for 2 weeks....

At first I didn't know anything about a fentanyl drip in my neck... When they pulled me out of the coma nobody told me anything about the fentanyl in my neck...

My wife took me home, and 4 hours later I WENT INTO THE FIRST "DOPE SICK" OF MY LIFE !!!

I hate to use that stupid term 'dope sick', but that's what all the needle junkies call it when they go into heroin withdrawals.... As much as I hate to use the term, it correctly expresses the horrifying level I had reached at the hands of medical professionals..

It was horrible.... But quite honestly I've experienced a lot worse..

It was terrible.. but honestly, I've experienced much more terrible things before...

I simply went back to the hospital, checked myself into their emergency room, and when the doctor came in to see me, my wife yelled at him, "you idiots got him addicted to fentanyl and now he's in withdrawals!!!"

The doctor got my charts and his eyes opened up really big and wide, "DAMN !!! WE SURE DID!!"

Fortunately for me, I've studied internal medicine my entire adult life, and I am extremely familiar with the physiological process of becoming UN-addicted to opioids.... I explained to the doctor that I was aware it would take me ONLY 3 DAYS of discomfort to wean myself from the physical dependency....

He said "you're right. And you're the only one who's going to be able to get yourself off of them so I'm trusting you'll handle this right"

And he wrote me a prescription for two gigantic bottles of oxycontin, each of them had like a hundred 80 mg oxys in them...

And I took a few of them, sure....

In fact my wife and I crushed several of them up and snorted them, and I fucked her in the ass on oxycontin for about 3 days before I actually decided to begin the withdrawal process....

So I sold the rest of the oxycontin

And for 3 days I felt rough...

Yeah man.. diarrhea....

Nobody likes diarrhea

But you can get it from eating too many jalapenos

And it happens more often than we would like

Yeah man my stomach felt bad

But my stomach feels bad

Every time I come to this board....

Yeah man I was having cold sweats....

But I've had lots of cold sweats in my life

Yeah man my skin felt clammy

My skin feels clammy a lot

I don't give a fuck

It really wasn't as bad as people would have you believe..... The reason heroin junkies always over exaggerate the effects of withdrawal is because they are trying to make it sound like it's impossible and hopefully you will sympathize with them and give them money to go buy some more heroin while they allegedly "continue trying to quit"

After 3 days I was FINE.......

again: AFTER 3 DAYS I WAS JUST FINE

So don't go trying to Garner sympathy from me

Because you and your over the counter convenience store kratom addiction are almost as interesting as any random strangers toenail fungus problem....

>>56137

also : an interesting caveat until the story was how I was still recovering from the entire ordeal, unable to speak, still weak and trying to crawl my way back to life again after literally dying on an operating table...... When the news broke on TV about Michael Jackson dying from propofol

And I thought to myself...

"that's interesting. I have a little experience dying from propofol myself"

Forgive me if I seem a bit jaded..

But after grabbing the handlebars of a HARDCORE PHYSICAL DEPENDENCY ON FENTANYL, and guiding myself out of it within a few days.....

Forgive me if your DEEP psychological addiction to over-the-counter garbage kratom doesn't Garner any sympathy from me whatsoever

>>56137

And finally.. I would like to suggest that recent download spiral in creative articulate zest has nothing to do with kratom, and everything to do with image boards video games anime and self-pity

next thing you know, you'll be in here complaining about your DEEP ADDICTION to Horny Goat Weed

>>56137

I've got the best advice you'll ever get :

The reason you can't quit is because you have yet to realizethe only way to beat an addiction is to REPLACE IT WITH ANOTHER ADDICTION

And since you've been having problems concentrating and finding your creative expertise the way you used to easily access them, I am going to prescribe you METHAMPHETAMINE

Before you jump the gun and make a fool out of yourself, stop and pay close attention....

METHAMPHETAMINE IS GOOD FOR YOU !!

Don't believe all of the fabricated horror stories

That's just marketing campaigns by anti-drug losers

Methamphetamine is not bad for you,

And in fact, makes you a much better person

Don't jump into the pool head first....

Start by sticking your toes into the pool

And getting acclimated with the water....

But in this case, the 'water' is methamphetamine

And your 'toes' are your nostrils...

Just a tiny $4 line of meth will make you feel fantastic for 5 days !!!

You'll have creative energy like never before !!!

And your skin will clear up...

And your teeth will get brighter....

so bright there's no need to brush them anymore...

You're going to love it !!!

ALSO : here's a medical fact you may not realize:

METHAMPHETAMINE IS THE ONLY EFFECTIVE PAIN KILLER !!!

Believe it or not, opioids don't actually kill pain

Opioids simply DISTACT from pain...

But it still hurts..

Behind the opioid bubble you feel with opioid "painkillers", you can still feel the original pain.. it still hurts.. but the opioids distract from that pain temporarily.. 4 hours tops, and then you need to do more opioids to continue distracting from the pain that never actually went away..

Conversely,METHAMPHETAMINE ACTUALLY KILLS PAIN

It overrides the pain signals in your central nervous system, and it literally erases the pain completely!!.. I'm not joking.. you could have a broken foot, a compound fracture with one of the metatarsal bones popping through the top of your foot.....

And if you snorted $5 worth of methamphetamine, you wouldn't feel a drop of pain for the next 4 or 5 days

>>56146

Even if it's a constant drip you can only develop a tolerance so much in a short timeframe, and even then fetanyl has a much shorter halflife than other opiates. So the withdrawls wouldn't be nearly as bad as a long-term heroin user.

I'm willing to go as far as to suggest that the only reason you haven't tried methamphetamine is because you are afraid....

You're afraid of the unknown....

And until you try something, it will remain an unknown...

You're afraid because you've seen the propaganda

You've seen the billboards, you've seen the TV commercials, you fell for it hook line and sinker

Methamphetamine turns you into SUPERYOU !!!

You've never felt more exhilarating and dynamic in your life... The secret is : don't allow yourself to get in over your head

Just do a $4 line... A teeny tiny little skinny itsy bitsy little $4 line...

And it will have you zooming for 4 or 5 days....

Don't become a meth-head...

I know that sounds ridiculous,

But it's actually very realistic advice...

It's easy to use moderation

Just a teeny tiny little drop...

And you're going to feel

Amazing for days !!!

You're going to have the clearest creative thoughts of your life, you're going to become a much better communicator, and you'll probably end up talking a beautiful young woman into climbing into bed with you...

(And trust me... Methamphetamine is the most amazing mind-blowing sex tool on Earth)

YEP !!! IT'S TIME YOU START SNORTING METH

>>56160

Why don't you try telling that to a fentanyl junkie?

I understand that you are reciting statistics and numbers and figures, talking about half-lives and tolerances....

But you really ought to try becoming physically dependent on fentanyl........

Then you can tell me about the half-life bullshit, and how it's so much easier to kick than heroin

>>56160

By the way you're talking to a former hardcore drug enthusiast

Did you notice I didn't say drug addict?

I said ENTHUSIAST.....

That's the terminology I started using to describe myself at age 12, when I began taking large doses of real old school 1970s window pane LSD

an ENTHUSIAST !!

My unquenchable passion for intoxication was extremely enthusiastic.. .

I'm talking about 100 MPH Non-Stop headfirst into ALL DRUGS, not just LSD and pot, but every drug there is, with a dedication you won't find very often

I'm the guy that scared junkies

They would be terrified of my lust for drugs

And my determination

Speaking of junkies, the ONLY thing I never did was using syringes......

NEVER....

NOT EVEN ONCE...

NO FUCKING WAY NEVER !!!!....

People who use needles disgust me...

It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen...

Absolutely bottom of the barrel dumpster juice disgusting

But anything else?.. fuck yes !!

You've never seen anybody

With a greater passion and

Deep burning fervor for drugs.....

And this went on for decades...

SEVERAL DECADES . . . . .

Believe it or not.. I was "that guy"......

But not anymore..

Sometimes I have to pinch myself

To make sure this is actually happening....

but it's real......

I actually quit doing drugs....

" M E ! ! !"

I FUCKING QUIT DOING DRUGS !!!

Which is completely insane

If you only understood

HOW God damn insane that is !!!...

None of my friends could believe it !!!

But I did it...

And it was a lot easier than I thought it would be

I had simply never given myself

a chance to find out....

But yeah.. I'm not doing drugs anymore at all, and I'm a lot happier than I have been when I was younger, but that might not even have anything to do with quitting drugs... I think I might be happier just because I'm getting older, and I'm finally realizing the little shit doesn't really matter.. I'm trying not to sweat a little shit like I used to... And I've got a super cool ABSOLUTE GENIUS cool as fuck wife, and she helps me see the brighter side of things a lot, so I think that has a lot to do with my ability to have changed my perspective, and overall become a happier person...

But yeah dude, you're talking to someone who has snorted a line of fentanyl, stopped breathing, then fell face first through a glass top coffee table before my ex-wife had to perform CPR while paramedics were called to bring the naloxone... And that was a long time before they killed me with propofol on an operating table, so I was already very familiar with fentanyl by 2009 because I was getting it from a chemist from UGA who actually synthesized his own fentanyl, and I've done heroin and every opioid pain pill there is, and I used to freebase cocaine years before the CIA flooded the black ghettos with crack cocaine made from baking soda, and I took Quaaludes when they were real and Benzedrine pharmaceutical amphetamines and MDA and MDMA after they outlawed MDA and then mdea after they outlawed MDMA and then the bullshit people call Molly because they finally outlawed anything up that molecular chain in the designer drug bill.. and I have smoked opium and I can't even remember all the fucking drugs that I've done in my life dude... I EVEN MALINGERED A DOCTOR INTO PRESCRIBING ME REFILLABLE CHLORAL HYDRATE !!! I'm not sure if you're familiar with chloral hydrate, (the classic Mickey Finn knockout drops) but I can assure you most drug enthusiasts lack my previous World title level of enthusiasm, and nobody takes Mickey Finn Coral hydrate anymore, but I did and I would drink the whole fucking bottle in one night

So yeah.. I know a little bit about drugs

>>56137

That's why I take a special interest in your adorable little thread....

I have no sympathy for you whatsoever

But I do indeed empathize with you......

You need to buy a $30 quarter gram of methamphetamine, find the girl you want, each of you snort a teeny tiny $5 line, and after 2 days of sitting in the same room fucking around on computers while listening to music, she'll say something funny, and you'll look over at her, and suddenly both of you will realizeit's time to fuck now

And it's going to take you at least two days of fucking Non-Stop until you can eventually orgasm...

But when you finally DO, you're going to feel the earth move under your feet... And I'm not joking

.... Trust me dude I am NOT joking.....

Comparing sex without meth to sex on meth is like comparing a lemon-lime Gatorade to the CERN Hadron Collider...

You're literally going to feel the Earth shift under your feet.. you'll see....

you'll seeeeee...........

Because tonight, Mr kratom dude

YOUWILLBUY METH !!!

Give it away for free at first and see who comes back for more.. you're a smart guy, jimmy

>>56137

okay, so......

We solved that problem, right ?........

Now that you're going to get hooked on meth

You'll never think about kratom again

I'm going to give you a phone number to a meth dealer I know who lives about 3 miles away from you.

>>56160

(but sure, I know exactly what you were saying about tolerances and half-lifes, of course)

>>56137

Dude you're going to love meth !!!!!

With kratom, you had no friends....

And you haven't even snorted your first line

of meth yet, and look at yoooo making

new friends !!!!....

>>56137

Like I said.. I have never touched a syringe in my life....

Using needles is so gross..

It's just so fucking disgusting and nasty....

It's all disease-y and creepy and bilious....

People who use needles aren't even doing it for the high anymore....

They're doing it because they are pussies

So they can only kill themselves

One tiny injection at a time

Because they are disgusting

So YEAH....... Now that I've got you hooked on meth, you're not going to be using any needles..

That's gross

>>56137

Hurry up and call that girl while we're talking..

or maybe just give me her number

>>56137

I'm glad we met.. this is going to work out great for you!!

Soon, your problem with kratom will seem really small, comparatively....

funniest ive seen fagbot be so far tbqh

>>56137

Enjoy not having your ass stuffed up like 50 nigggers

>>56137

Cope moomin queer go back to discord and post selfies

>>56137

Moomins poster is a legit homo from discord btw