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 No.55991

How can she be so cute? Seriously anons i want to fill her with kisses and cuddles so bad

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 No.55999

>>55991

WHY YOU'LL NEVER COME CLOSE :

A: because only little boys say things like "cuddles and kisses"

And women aren't interested in dating little boys

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 No.56001

File: 477fc3f5477e7bb⋯.jpg (174.89 KB, 900x1125, 4:5, PicsArt_05_27_03_35_04.jpg)

>>55991

I think she's a dork

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 No.56002

File: f00d9a28d73aa18⋯.jpg (182.28 KB, 899x1124, 899:1124, PicsArt_05_27_03_35_48.jpg)

you've got shit taste

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 No.56004

File: 97841f2d4d6c065⋯.jpg (149.06 KB, 900x1125, 4:5, PicsArt_05_27_03_39_35.jpg)

>>55991

Since obviously you are not interested in SEX with a female.... And instead you are looking for a mommy figure that you can "cuddle" with, like you're some kind of newborn infant....

Then perhaps you would be more comfortable cuddling and kissing my testicles?

Because the last time I checked...

Men who are not sexually attracted to females

Are referred to as homosexuals

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 No.56005

>>55991

HOW TO GUARANTEE A WOMAN WILL RIDICULE YOU TO HER OTHER FEMALE FRIENDS BEHIND YOUR BACK :

Tell her about cuddling.. mention cuddling ..

She's going to tell all of her friends about the creepy little boy trapped in the man's body, who instead of wanting to manhandle her and turn her inside out, was looking for another Mommy to coddle and cuddle, a metaphoric nurturing and changing of the diaper..

that's THE FASTEST way to be instantly written off by any woman

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 No.56006

>>55991

You seem like you would be attracted to Elliott Page

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 No.56015

>>56005

I know it will sound weird, but everytime i see a cute girl i can't have sexual thoughts towards her. Guess i'm kinda asexual, anon

>>56004

Wtf she looks like an indian guy with that filter kek

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 No.56050

>>56015

Believe it or not, although I delivered it in a package that seemed like an "insult", that was all just for show, but there was a real message that I was sending you....

I was giving you some very serious rock-solid advice.

If you want to attract a girlfriend into your life, it's time you make the leap from childish concepts like "cuddling"....

I'm not saying you won't cuddle with your girlfriend

what i AM saying is: when girls hear a man talk about "cuddling", it makes their skin crawl....

I'm just telling you because you need to know

That type of thinking indicates behavior

that women avoid at all costs...

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 No.56051

>>56015

But I like to joke around and give people a hard time....

So I was just having fun, by making my advice come across slightly rude.... Slightly insulting sounding, I guess....

I probably need to pay more attention to that and try to make an effort not to always be an asshole

I wasn't attacking you personally

I was just fucking around with you

But every word I said about CUDDLING is true

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 No.56052

>>56015

so...... You can feel free to overlook any of the things I said where I was joking and insulting you

But you would do well to read the words again

and pay attention to the parts where I told you

How young women are repelled by men

who talk about wanting to cuddle

Because they're not looking to be your mommy

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 No.56053

You don't have to feel SEXUAL about young women when you meet them

(or even if you haven't met them, and you just have some downloaded photographs)

but whatever you do....

DON'T mention cuddling....

Don't even think that way.....

That symbolizes infancy

It symbolizes a baby

Wanting nurturing

From a mommy

And trust me......

Girls aren't interested in "babying" men

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 No.56128

U R CUCKOLD

BASED

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 No.56212

File: 308827ef6ddeb43⋯.jpg (106.92 KB, 900x1125, 4:5, 101329820_916339878837057_….jpg)

>>56053

Can't help myself, anon. Whenever i see a russian/eastern euro chick i fell in love almost instantly.. maybe it's their facial features that seem extremely cute to me.. but idk why

But anyway thanks for the advices, i didn't know the word "cuddling" it's a turnoff for most girls. I won't use it again

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