When Capitalists insult their enemies, it is funny, because there is truth to it. We make fun of actual things that are actually funny. Observational humor requires observations. There is no referent from real life to support your depiction of a Capitalist. Sucking giant black cock is behavior that is associated with Communist pornographers, and is not behavior that is typical of neo-Nazi survivalists.
Capitalists do not usually produce pornographic works. When we do, they are of superior production quality and the actors are much more attractive. All Japanese are Capitalists, so the largest universe of Capitalistic pornographic works for comparison is the very popular genre that is Japanese porn.
Compare Japanese animated "hentai", and their live-action adult works, to the American exclusively live-action pornography produced locally by Communists. Clearly, the Japanese porn is of vastly superior quality to the American stuff. Communists can just barely pull off live-action porn. There is no animated Communist porn because, if they ever tried, it would be so stupendously nauseating that anyone who watched it would be immediately traumatized.
Capitalists have the best porn. Don't jerk off to shitty Commie porn. All the actors have all the STD's. Disgusting. Do hedonism properly, with coolness and rockitude. Defect to the Capitalists.