No.5498
I just ate six eggs - ask me anything.
"But egg-kamisama! How is that even possible? How do you go about even preparing for such a feat?"
When does one ever truly start to prepare for one's destiny? One could say that my mother and my father prepared for me even before I was born, knowing that one day I would accomplish great things. I could refer to five years ago, or twenty years ago, or further back still. It takes a lifetime to eat six eggs like it's nothing, out of a bowl, with your bare hands and some salt. I started out swallowing them raw, before I started microwaving them.
"But egg-kamisama! Now that you've eaten six eggs, what will you do? Will the world even be able to contain your power?"
I honestly don't know. One cannot think about one's future. One can only prepare and follow one's nature. I never wanted to go to the moon. I just wanted to stay at home and eat eggs.
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No.5502
But egg-kamisama, who is your favourite backstreet boy?
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No.5503
>>5502
I dunno. They all look the same to me. The one who looks like Tony Stark, maybe?
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No.5719
eat less eggs you fucking bloody
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No.6387
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No.6401
>>5498
>I started out swallowing them raw, before I started microwaving them
who the fuck microwaves eggs?
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No.6407
>>6401
Eggs will explode in the microwave. He is lying. Try it
>>5502
>>5503
One of the band members from the Backstreet Boys, or was it NSYC, is a convicted pedophile. KILL YOURSELF
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No.6413
>>6407
Antipedo, you are simply too retarded to microwave eggs. It takes a skillful hand to both make love to children, and cook eggs in the microwave, without either exploding on you.
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No.6414
>>6413
>>pedophile
You've never made love to a child let alone kissed one. I kissed a girl when I was 12 and she was 8 and no that ain't pedo shit because we were kids and nothing more happened after that only that. So SHUT THE FUCK UP about things you don't even KNOW!!
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No.6417
>>6414
Lol. Well, I shouldn't laugh, but I've done more than that when I was 12.
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No.6419
>>6417
lost my virginity at six
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No.6424
>>6419
Was your uncle gentle?
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No.6426
>>6417
We did way more shit together than just kissing idiot. Nah I didn't stick my dick in her but I did stick my tongue in her mouth tho. She didn't like it but we still hung out together tho doing this shit. Imagine doing this with a girl for 2 months. And nah we didn't break up because we were never together to begin with. Just having fun.
You will never understand what happened so just Kill Yourself pedo
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No.6428
>>5498
sounds like you should post on eggchan.net
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No.6434
>>6426
>I didn't stick my dick in her
>You will never understand what happened
Lol - so you got turned down when you were a kid, and so now you hate people who weren't, out of jealousy. I see.
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No.6437
>>6424
Wasn't my uncle. I fucked a girl at daycare. She was six too
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No.6468
>>6407
Never microwaved an egg, but I know it's possible. It's very common amongst blacks in the Midwest of the US
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No.6872
>>5498
were your farts hot? I mean, were they warmer than normal?
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