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File: 31c2a906cfe0843⋯.jpg (112.64 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, SixEggs.jpg)

 No.5498

I just ate six eggs - ask me anything.

"But egg-kamisama! How is that even possible? How do you go about even preparing for such a feat?"

When does one ever truly start to prepare for one's destiny? One could say that my mother and my father prepared for me even before I was born, knowing that one day I would accomplish great things. I could refer to five years ago, or twenty years ago, or further back still. It takes a lifetime to eat six eggs like it's nothing, out of a bowl, with your bare hands and some salt. I started out swallowing them raw, before I started microwaving them.

"But egg-kamisama! Now that you've eaten six eggs, what will you do? Will the world even be able to contain your power?"

I honestly don't know. One cannot think about one's future. One can only prepare and follow one's nature. I never wanted to go to the moon. I just wanted to stay at home and eat eggs.

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 No.5502

But egg-kamisama, who is your favourite backstreet boy?

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 No.5503

>>5502

I dunno. They all look the same to me. The one who looks like Tony Stark, maybe?

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 No.5719

File: 8b5fd4950785c90⋯.jpg (524.37 KB, 700x1039, 700:1039, pzi_cYeWSBPBFkptqdrpQ5r4kc….jpg)

eat less eggs you fucking bloody

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 No.6387

>>5498

eggs-cxellent

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 No.6401

>>5498

>I started out swallowing them raw, before I started microwaving them

who the fuck microwaves eggs?

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 No.6407

>>6401

Eggs will explode in the microwave. He is lying. Try it

>>5502

>>5503

One of the band members from the Backstreet Boys, or was it NSYC, is a convicted pedophile. KILL YOURSELF

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 No.6413

>>6407

Antipedo, you are simply too retarded to microwave eggs. It takes a skillful hand to both make love to children, and cook eggs in the microwave, without either exploding on you.

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 No.6414

File: 2cdd909a0a0e799⋯.jpg (13.99 KB, 498x631, 498:631, 94703215_3178133868903968_….jpg)

>>6413

>>pedophile

You've never made love to a child let alone kissed one. I kissed a girl when I was 12 and she was 8 and no that ain't pedo shit because we were kids and nothing more happened after that only that. So SHUT THE FUCK UP about things you don't even KNOW!!

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 No.6417

>>6414

Lol. Well, I shouldn't laugh, but I've done more than that when I was 12.

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 No.6419

>>6417

lost my virginity at six

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 No.6424

>>6419

Was your uncle gentle?

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 No.6426

>>6417

We did way more shit together than just kissing idiot. Nah I didn't stick my dick in her but I did stick my tongue in her mouth tho. She didn't like it but we still hung out together tho doing this shit. Imagine doing this with a girl for 2 months. And nah we didn't break up because we were never together to begin with. Just having fun.

You will never understand what happened so just Kill Yourself pedo

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 No.6428

>>5498

sounds like you should post on eggchan.net

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 No.6434

>>6426

>I didn't stick my dick in her

>You will never understand what happened

Lol - so you got turned down when you were a kid, and so now you hate people who weren't, out of jealousy. I see.

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 No.6437

>>6424

Wasn't my uncle. I fucked a girl at daycare. She was six too

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 No.6468

>>6407

Never microwaved an egg, but I know it's possible. It's very common amongst blacks in the Midwest of the US

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 No.6872

>>5498

were your farts hot? I mean, were they warmer than normal?

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