how do i become a badass

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 19:21:55 No.54456

how do i become a badass

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 20:56:29 No.54471

>>54456

You'll never do it until you disconnect from your computer

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 20:57:19 No.54472

>>54456

A: by NOT CARING about your own discomfort or pain or harm

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 20:58:42 No.54473

(not "pretending like you don't care")

Pretending isn't good enough

You actually have to NOT CARE

If it's uncomfortable to you

If it causes you pain

If it causes you injury

If you have to go to the hospital

Or even if you died

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 21:00:26 No.54475

Being a badass and doesn't necessarily have anything to do with your ability to fight or face confrontation

Being a badass is all about WANTING TO BE INJURED AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL

actually HOPING YOU GET INJURED

That's what scares people

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 21:01:58 No.54476

You know what they say :

"it's not about the Size Of The Dog in the fight'

"it's about the Size of The Fight in the dog"

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 21:04:54 No.54477

>>54456

HOW TO BECOME A BADASS :

in 5 easy steps

1: spend your life playing video games like a little boy

2: spend as much time as possible in image boards

3: go to 4chan & take a screenshot

4: go to 8kun & post the screenshot

5: ask stupid questions

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Anonymous 05/19/21 (Wed) 21:17:02 No.54479

>>54456

honestly ?.............................................. Okay

see, the first thing that comes to mind is how in real life, there are MORE THAN ONE KIND OF "BADASS"

- we are all familiar with thebar room brawler

The guy who can fight like a badass

I used to know a guy who studied taekwondo

He was the nicest guy you could ever meet

He was actually kind of a 'hippie'

He had long hair and he was a vegetarian

And I watched him beat the shit out of 7 guys

Right there in the parking lot of hedgens tavern

Right in the middle of Buckhead in Atlanta

I saw it with my own eyes

It started when one guy punched a woman

And my buddy Danny took off his jacket

And by the time it was over

Danny had injured all seven of those rednecks

He was kicking them in the face and shit

Now, Danny lives on an Indian reservation

And he makes flutes and teaches spirituality

- but there'sanotherkind of badass

The badass who's diagnosed with cancer

Or some other terrible fate

And he doesn't worry about himself at all

And instead he takes care of others

These are the toughest badasses of all

h o w e v e r . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I would be remiss if I failed to mentionwomen

because in my life I've always noticed

that some of the strongest toughest badasses

I've ever met were WOMEN

thaaaaat's riiiiiiggghhht......... WOMEN

You can always tell when a guy doesn't have any experience with women, never gets any pussy, and will never get any pussy in the future, because they are the guys who think women are weak

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