No.52126
Could I take this dude in a fight if he started shit?
I’m on the left (5’9” 180lbs)
He’s on the right (5’10” 175lbs)
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No.52128
Who's the girl on the left?
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No.52129
>>52126
take him out on a date?
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No.52130
>>52126
the honest answer ?..... .
unlikely.
you wouldn't ask if you could.
he'd bust a beer bottle across your face
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No.52149
Just be willing to bite things off
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No.52188
lol @ you knowing his alleged weight
Is your face like a scale?
When he sits on it, do your eyes read out how many pounds of butthole are going into your mouth?
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No.52189
>>52149
honestly, he's MUCH more willing to just suck parts off
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No.52190
>>52126
you are NOT in either photo
however, the photos still speak volumes about your creepy repressed psychological issues
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No.52193
>>52126
although neither of these humans is YOU......
the one on the left is COMPLETELY INSECURE
he'sSOinsecure, that he loses for photos trying to show how "tough" he is (with his PATHETIC LOSER HAIRSTYLE) yet he still never gets any pussy, because women aren't interested in long-haired insecure men who overcompensate.
the one on the left is a MISFIT who doesn't know how to fight.
However, the one on the right IS NOT INSECURE...
he's always managed to fit in... He's comfortable around others, and gets pussy... He's also not afraid to fight... He might not fixate on trying to build up his biceps, but he CAN FIGHT....
the closet homosexual on the left wouldn't stand a chance against the scrappy hick on the right.
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No.52194
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No.52195
The insecure faggot on the left lives in Florida, while the redneck on the right lives in Alabama
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No.52243
BOTH of them are broke white trash
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No.52298
>>52193
How can you tell the dude in the right fights?
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No.52306
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No.52354
>>52126
The only thing you'll be taking is his cock.
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No.52355
Well I just found out that one of the dudes he brags about beating up... turns out they jumped him. It was like four against one.
So he ain’t as tough as he talks unless he has BACKUP. Otherwise he is just a BITCH. I think I’d kick his ass.
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No.52356
>>52188
I know his weight from his mugshot/arrest report.
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No.52358
>>52126
Not in a straight fight but I've got a plan for you
>next time yous see him
>immediately pull pants down
>offer ass to him
>spread cheeks and everything, exposed asshole
>possible wax it first
>talk to him like an anime girl if he's reluctant to fuck your ass
>seduce him with your butthole
>make him your bf
>make him your husband
>live a long life together
>when you're old and grey wait for him to be asleep in your cozy log cabin
>hit him with a heavy brass candlestick
That's the only way you could take him. You could try other things but they're more risky, this is the safest bet.
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No.53150
I'd love to see you two fuck
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No.53345
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No.53437
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No.53451
>>53437
The wizard of Ed visits your forum! He casts "old contrarian edgefaglord bot of broken memes!" You now will predictably disagree and attack this post!
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