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File: f5d182e0f64214c⋯.png (275,51 KB, 291x369, 97:123, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.50053

...pursue it with a relentless desire to see the truth through that which you do. When the Truth reveals itself, grasp it with the spirit of life and never let go. The realization of reality cannot manifest itself without the investment of vision and energy. God will handle the rest.

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 No.50060

>>50053

I passionately HATE CHRISTIANS

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 No.50061

>>50053

I actually hate ALL religious people

but I PARTICULARLY HATE CHRISTIANS

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 No.50062

>>50060

>>50061

Hate blinds true vision, and true vision illuminates the soul with the endless possibilities of that which you were endowed with from the conscience of creation. Think mirror.

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 No.50064

File: 50f2bbab18f7b68⋯.webm (7,57 MB, 640x352, 20:11, were_doomed.webm)

God can handle my dick

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 No.50069

>>50062

STFU, Maharishi

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 No.50070

ANYBODY who was weak enough to allow CHILDHOOD BRAINWASHING tostillcontrol their entire (imaginary) belief system is a fucking welcome mat

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 No.50071

there's a reason why Christians have earned a special tier of hatred by the human race.

several reasons, actually......

DOZENS AND DOZENS OF REASONS

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 No.50072

there are SO MANY blatantly opaque reasons to hate Christian's, and EVERYBODY already knows the reasons, so there'sreally no reasonto waste my time or yours naming them.

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 No.50073

the ONLY people who pretend to like Christian's are other christians

but they're just pretending.....

because EVERYBODY hates them, including THEM

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 No.50074

the average Grimm's Fairy Tale is more believable and realistic than your EMBARRASSINGLY FAKE & FAR-FETCHED BULLSHIT "BIBLE"

it's perhaps THE worst piece of garbage fiction ever written

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 No.50075

File: cea3b5c462d46b5⋯.png (4,8 MB, 1200x1803, 400:601, ClipboardImage.png)

>>50069

WTF did you just say about me?

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 No.50076

yeah, you could say the world is passionate, alright...

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 No.50077

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>>50070

>ANYBODY who was weak enough to allow CHILDHOOD BRAINWASHING tostillcontrol their entire (imaginary) belief system is a fucking welcome mat

The programming techniques they use are stronger than most can comprehend. I haven't gone back to re-watch this movie since I was 3. They really, really fucked lots of people up with this shit.

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 No.50078

File: 7aa04e45e12b20c⋯.jpg (545,55 KB, 1200x1803, 400:601, PicsArt_04_27_11_26_30.jpg)

we all LOVE to hate christians

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 No.50079

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>>50077

it would be less embarrassing to admit you were brainwashed by THE TELETUBBIES ™

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 No.50080

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the ENTIRE STORY of Jesus isSO TRANSPARENTLY FABRICATED

It's subprimate level

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 No.50081

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It seems we stood and talked like this before

We looked at each other in the same way then

But I can't remember where or when

The clothes you're wearing are the clothes you wore

The smile you are smiling you were smiling then

But I can't remember where or when

Some things that happened for the first time

Seem to be happening again

And so it seems that we have met before

And laughed before, and loved before

But who knows where or when

(This song was written by Rodgers & Hart in 1937 for the play BABES IN ARMS")

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 No.50082

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>>50079

Sunday morning's are always great. Going to need to line up some good music. Wifeanon's dad has a Juke Box. I think I'm going to steal it.

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 No.50083

>>50082

the past had died....

many times in fact

but the last time it died

it was forever

and the bold new future

cold and unfamiliar

was the only remaining horizon

Until just recently....

...... Have you noticed it?.....

now, THE FUTURE IS DEAD

And everybody's wanting to disconnect

and the past wasn't dead.....

it was just sleeping

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 No.50084

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At 16, she quit high school, to make her fortune in the Promised Land.

She got a job behind the counter at an all-night hamburger stand.

She wrote faithfully home to Mama, "Now mama, don't you worry none.

From small things, Mama, big things one day come."

It was late one Friday, he pulled in out of the dark.

He was tall and handsome. First she took his order, then she took his heart.

They bought a house up on a hillside where little feet would soon run.

From small things, Mama, big things one day come.

Oh, but luck was fleeting. It's sad but it's true.

When your heart is bleeding, you don't want to hear it abused.

She packed her bags and went to Wyoming with a real estate man.

She drove down to Tampa in an Eldorado Grand.

She wrote back, "Dear Mama, life is just heaven in the sun.

From small things, Mama, big things one day come."

Well, she shot him dead on a sunny Florida road.

When they caught her, all she said was she couldn't stand the way he drove.

Back home, lonesome Johnny waits for his baby's parole.

He waits high on the hillside where the wide-open rivers roll.

At his feet and almost grown now, a blue-eyed daughter and a handsome son.

From small things, Mama, big things one day come.

From small things, Mama, big things one day come.

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 No.50085

In case you're unfamiliar with Dave Edmunds

lol he's THE BEST FUCKING GUITARIST EVER!!!

(He doesn't play screaming heavy metal Joe satriani type guitar... He specializes in PRECISION RAZOR-BLADE 1950s ROCK N ROLL / NASHVILLE "COUNTRY GENTLEMAN" TWANGY PICKING...

He's actually one of the most talented guitarists on this entire fucking planet....

But even more importantly...

He was born in Wales

And while all the other schoolmates played cricket

Dave was obsessed and fascinated with 1950s Americana.... He was a gigantic Elvis and a child, along with Hank Williams Senior and Chuck Berry and everything from the 1940s and 1950s America

So he taught himself how to play that style of music, and even though the rest of the world was playing led Zeppelin type rock and roll, DAVE EDMUNDS WASTHE ONLY TRUE TORCHcarrying the authentic twangy 1950s country rock and roll legend...

He wasn't doing an imitation

He was THE REAL THING

You should look into some of his music

Because it's actually quite fascinating

From a technical musicianship point of view

He and his other guitarist BILLY BREMNER

Just so happened to grow up individually each of them teaching themselves the same exacting Master Level of precision 1950s guitar...

The two of them interact during the lead guitar solos, so it's hard to tell where one begins and the other one ends....

But the guitar work is exquisite..

Absolute Nashville solid gold circa 1956

on meth......

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 No.50086

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his music WAS still that same era.....

the little boy from Wales who taught himself how to recapture the original feel :

became the FINAL TRUE ORIGINAL

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 No.50088

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(speaking of which, the lyrics of this song speed past you at 90 MPH, so it's really hard to hear what he's singing..... This song is about an old school biker speed drug deal gone bad)

it's BADASS

I still remember it was autumn and the moon was shinin'

Our 60 Cadillac was roarin' through Nebraska whinin'

Doin' 120 man the fields was bendin' over

Headin' out for the mountains knowin' we was traveling further

All our fires were blazing and the spinnin' wheels were turnin' turnin'

Had my girl beside me brother.

Brother she was burnin' burnin'

Up walked a Baptist preachin' southern funky school teacher

She had a line on somethin' heavy but we couldn't reach her

We told her that we needed somethin' that would get us goin'

She pulled out all she had and laid it on the counter showin'

All I had to do was lay my money down and pick it up

The cops came dustin' in and then we lit out in our pickup truck go

Get out of Denver better go go

Get out of Denver better go

Get out of Denver better go go

Get out of Denver cause you look just like a commie

And you might just be a member better

Better Get out of Denver

Better Get out of Denver

Well red lights were flashin' and the sirens were a-screamin'

We had to pinch each other just to see if we was dreamin'

Made it to Loveland Pass in under less than half an hour

Lord it started drizzlin' and it turned into a thundershower

The rain was drivin' but the Caddy kept on burnin' rubber

We kept on drivin' till we ran into some fog cover

We couldn't see a thing somehow we just kept on goin'

We kept on drivin' all night long and then into the mornin'fog.

It finally lifted when we looked to see where we was at

We're starin' at a Colorado state policeman trooper cat

And go Get out of Denver he said go go

Get out of Denver better go

Get out of Denver better go go

Get out of Denver cause you look just like a commie

And you might just be a member

Better get out of Denver

Better get out of Denver better go

Oh better better better go

Hey go

Ah better better go go go go

Cause you look just like a commie

And you might just be a member better

Get out of Denver better go!

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 No.50089

Dave Edmunds on vinyl LP

a good old fashioned joint (not blunt) of good old-fashioned Acapulco gold (not indica)

no internet

no videogames or anime or social media

yep...

turns out they were wrong

the past remains

it's the FUTURE that died

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 No.50090

>>50053

If you want a REAL ICON worthy of passionate loyalty.......

try ELVIS.....

at least Elvis actually existed.....

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 No.50091

>>50053

unlike your imaginary nonexistent historical figure:

Elvis actually had talent.....

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 No.50094

One thing the bullshit "Bible" seems to avoid :

just because that faggot jesus had been nailed to a telephone pole, that doesn't mean he didn't continue to shit and piss all over himself....

Even if he had not eaten in a few days, he would STILL be taking shits on himself up there...the turds would've been stuck up under his miniskirt at first, but as they slowly slid down the backs of his legs, it would've left trails of shit smears and sections of feces stuck between him and the telephone pole...

And the urine would've run down the front of his legs into the wounds on his feet.

it must've stank HORRIBLY down at the bottom of jesus' telephone pole

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 No.50095

to bad jesus was a wimpy leftist BITCH

who didn't have the balls to fight back

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 No.50096

TOO*

lol @ speech to text

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 No.50097

I don't care if it was THE ENTIRE ROMAN ARMY

they might pin me down and nail me to a cross eventually.... But not before I killed several of them trying

Jesus took it like a bitch

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 No.50113

Tolerance?

So I'm just dropping this because random shit from a couple of decades ago is popping up in my head. I had a pastor that I did discipleship study with. At one point we were talking about how folks let shit go, culturally speaking, in order to "go along to get along"; live and let live type of stuff. Then I said, out of the blue, "Tolerance is the virtue of a man that has no principles." He sat back, thought hard for a moment, and he said "Y-yeahhhh, sort of; it really depends."

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 No.50137

>>50053

what if your passion is taking flesh from those that don't deserve the air that keeps it alive, and using it for purpose of changing flesh to better frolic in existence?

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 No.50178

Elon musk is 100% full of shit, and Delta 8 works.

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 No.50201

Got a lot of apologies to dish out.

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