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File: 27313b35bc9e2eb⋯.png (194.22 KB, 1280x1106, 640:553, 20210426_155425.png)

 No.49939

1: turn off your stupid obsolete computer*

2: walk away from your stupid computer*

3: fill bathtub with water

4: get into the tub

5: wash yourself off with soap and water

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 No.49941

File: bfafbb09ecd7306⋯.png (1.23 MB, 991x783, 991:783, PicsArt_04_26_03_59_24.png)

HOW TO SHOP FOR GROCERIES :

1: turn off your stupid little computer*

2: walk away from your boring computer*

3: go buy groceries

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 No.49942

File: b1d222e78460f1d⋯.png (287.18 KB, 959x684, 959:684, PicsArt_04_26_04_02_50.png)

FEEDING YOURSELF :

1: power off your computer*

2: go into another room*

3: insert food into mouth

4: chew

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 No.49945

File: 61911c5452b4b94⋯.jpg (621.19 KB, 450x362, 225:181, 78908606_vector_silhouette….jpg)

HOW TO MEET GIRLS :

1: smash your computer*

2: destroy your keyboard*

3: introduce yourself to a girl*

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 No.49946

File: 15b89063e93523a⋯.jpg (4.87 KB, 150x150, 1:1, Crying_girl_150x150.jpg)

HOW TO BE AN UNHAPPY, LONEY LOSER :

1: continue living your life on your computer*

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 No.49954

HOW TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED, ANY TIME YOU WANT :

1: turn off your computer*

2: smile and tell your wife you would enjoy having your dick sucked

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 No.50267

all sounds like good advice for me, except that now you pretty much need a computer to get any sort of education or higher paying job. which is terrible for computer-addicts like you and me, OP. i'm on my computer all day but i have so much trouble actually doing anything productive

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 No.50280

File: 1b6447813f17f1a⋯.jpg (10.38 KB, 273x180, 91:60, this_guyssss.jpg)

>>49939

fuck your shit thread. yes, you did some formatting but its still shit.

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 No.50281

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>>50280

father?

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 No.50282

File: 6dcb5288d75177d⋯.jpg (22.7 KB, 474x474, 1:1, halp.jpg)

>>50267

try getting a job outside the computer field and watch some certified ID10T flap gums all day doing a simple patch just he can eye the females.

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