No.49939
1: turn off your stupid obsolete computer*
2: walk away from your stupid computer*
3: fill bathtub with water
4: get into the tub
5: wash yourself off with soap and water
(red asterisk represents required step)
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No.49941
HOW TO SHOP FOR GROCERIES :
1: turn off your stupid little computer*
2: walk away from your boring computer*
3: go buy groceries
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No.49942
FEEDING YOURSELF :
1: power off your computer*
2: go into another room*
3: insert food into mouth
4: chew
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No.49945
HOW TO MEET GIRLS :
1: smash your computer*
2: destroy your keyboard*
3: introduce yourself to a girl*
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No.49946
HOW TO BE AN UNHAPPY, LONEY LOSER :
1: continue living your life on your computer*
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No.49954
HOW TO GET YOUR DICK SUCKED, ANY TIME YOU WANT :
1: turn off your computer*
2: smile and tell your wife you would enjoy having your dick sucked
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No.50267
all sounds like good advice for me, except that now you pretty much need a computer to get any sort of education or higher paying job. which is terrible for computer-addicts like you and me, OP. i'm on my computer all day but i have so much trouble actually doing anything productive
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No.50280
>>49939
fuck your shit thread. yes, you did some formatting but its still shit.
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No.50281
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No.50282
>>50267
try getting a job outside the computer field and watch some certified ID10T flap gums all day doing a simple patch just he can eye the females.
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