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File: f6f0d1651a0d57d⋯.jpg (121.75 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 12.jpg)

 No.47078[Last 50 Posts]

It ain't you

It ain't me

ain't the kids

ain't the dog

it's the way life just pisses me off

i swear to god that i didn't want to shoot that nigger

but uppity jiggabo jones is hell on wheels when he smokes that crack

so i smoked his ass

bust a cap for the lord

oh hell won't have me

but i hope you will,

cause baby,

shit ain't shit, till it is

shit ain't real till it is

i killed that vanload of gangbanging beaners

and i'll do it again

no sin to defend yourself

i'll send everyone to hell

for opposing re-segregation

.357 for the win

oh hell won't have me

but i hope you will,

cause baby,

shit ain't shit, till it is

shit ain't real till it is

yeee hawwww!!!

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 No.47222

File: 6f768b8902178ab⋯.jpg (183.46 KB, 830x1024, 415:512, 830px_Lynching2.jpg)

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 No.47346

lol Oops I did it again

is that you Brittney?

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 No.47904

File: 3dd5acf4f8b5905⋯.jpg (532.59 KB, 1600x1149, 1600:1149, a_lynch31_bw.jpg)

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 No.48041

File: 0d9393aced482b8⋯.png (2.04 MB, 1080x2014, 540:1007, EmInHell.png)

>That concert was fire!

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 No.48065

File: ba549236933e786⋯.png (763.99 KB, 1024x825, 1024:825, ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.48246

File: 3878e74960bf5e0⋯.png (603.69 KB, 880x1038, 440:519, stairs_hot_wheels.png)

Shit got real for hotwheels!

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 No.48658

File: d31258d7d3f3e44⋯.jpg (139.98 KB, 1200x864, 25:18, 654.jpg)

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 No.48790

File: d1a644b9334a88a⋯.jpeg (43.32 KB, 660x991, 660:991, cj.jpeg)

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 No.49046

File: a0f55de2550a6d5⋯.jpg (79.99 KB, 470x725, 94:145, cheers.jpg)

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 No.49154

File: d11ec7f5fd0de48⋯.jpg (1.07 MB, 1200x1600, 3:4, Caca_4_.jpg)

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 No.49341

File: 32156babf7027e6⋯.jpg (96.25 KB, 470x773, 470:773, ehhhhhh.jpg)

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 No.49438

File: f0ee655a2a0b788⋯.jpg (79.44 KB, 470x632, 235:316, 5.jpg)

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 No.49725

File: 1cb94052979da72⋯.jpg (65.66 KB, 470x645, 94:129, coolman.jpg)

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 No.49947

File: f8a922a6bd710fc⋯.jpg (62.52 KB, 470x645, 94:129, sospecial.jpg)

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 No.50112

File: d62b90e03b9027b⋯.jpg (50.42 KB, 470x721, 470:721, 1.jpg)

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 No.50253

File: 65ceed773dc75e2⋯.jpg (48.83 KB, 617x920, 617:920, 920x920.jpg)

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 No.50376

File: c95fc4c4be305a3⋯.jpg (66.74 KB, 470x721, 470:721, chi.jpg)

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 No.50710

File: 92774dad6cca8db⋯.jpg (41.53 KB, 1024x762, 512:381, 1024x1024.jpg)

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 No.50894

File: 2cd1c9a4deae50c⋯.jpeg (13.67 KB, 430x511, 430:511, sub_buzz_9077_1480929924_….jpeg)

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 No.50962

File: d50539b14768291⋯.jpg (79 KB, 470x632, 235:316, unique.jpg)

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 No.50973

>>50376

I just got a rock-hard boner

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 No.51064

Pickin' a whole lotta boogers

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 No.51254

File: d7282969c0bfca4⋯.gif (564.22 KB, 500x222, 250:111, 22.gif)

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 No.51418

File: 3e30bde2cb6d84e⋯.gif (94.48 KB, 312x236, 78:59, 2.gif)

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 No.51624

File: 5ecd39e8732fd61⋯.jpg (347.09 KB, 1400x1941, 1400:1941, SuperModel.jpg)

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 No.51721

File: be25f500a515d8d⋯.jpg (105.63 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, jeff.jpg)

>>48041

I prefer my meat rare, but whatever,

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 No.51993

File: 24a713227649b4a⋯.jpg (63.1 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jhd.jpg)

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 No.52234

File: 20d51c7b26f625d⋯.gif (878.17 KB, 226x320, 113:160, 45.gif)

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 No.52346

>>50710

It fought fascism.

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 No.52347

>>48041

lol @ you using my artwork

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 No.52348

>>48041

nobody blames you for stealing my artwork

after all,

I'M theonly one

in here with any

artistic talent

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 No.52349

>>48041

All the rest of you alleged "computer geniuses"

Can't figure out how to create anything

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 No.52350

in fact, the average kindergarten talent show

Features more talent

Than any 5,000 of you

"Creative geniuses"

all put together

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 No.52351

>>48041

But I don't mind because

I've had hundreds and hundreds

of you image board douchebags

steal my original graphics

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 No.52352

This Thread is boring

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 No.52650

Don't make me oy vey for your love!

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 No.52866

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 No.53156

Shit is getting real. Those dilation stations better be pro-status, major.

All stations are at full power Xir!

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 No.53343

shit thread

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 No.53428

Poop.

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 No.53517

Negative thoughts.

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 No.53966

Well, shit.

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 No.54379

The shit is high, but I'm holding on.

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 No.54537

I'm going to be your number 2.

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 No.54699

caca thoughts

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 No.54780

There is no poop, until you accept the fart.

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 No.54798

Shart that shit!

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 No.55163

Total eclipse of the fart.

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 No.55208

You're all in denial of the poop.

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 No.55319

Fart sauce is A1 on your bun.

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 No.55383

French dip in yo ass!

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 No.55575

When I dip, you dip, I dip. In yo ass bitch!

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 No.55659

Groove tonight, set your farts alight.

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 No.55735

A feel it comin' on, like a rollin' fart teasing the wind!

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 No.55740

File: 18d21f08c8a2db8⋯.jpg (15.84 KB, 175x93, 175:93, Polish_20210523_024147469.jpg)

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 No.55741

File: b577dccf207b58f⋯.mp4 (15.16 MB, 256x256, 1:1, video_1622033814613.mp4)

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 No.55843

Are you real enough? Are you pooping for keeps? Shit knows if you're trying, best not be lying.

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 No.55989

Shaft had to poop. Out of sight, Jack!

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 No.56142

Funk farting while trippin' is the cool hang to the flow breeze.

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 No.56373

Hang loose, blood. Let your pants flood. Skinny jeans ain't just for a peckerwood.

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 No.56461

Ghost poop is the leading cause of wet farts.

Think long and hard about that fact for a moment before you "let one rip". Think of who you might be impacting.

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 No.56624

Phoning in the funk never pays off.

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 No.56857

Poppin' pimples for money. Oh lawd inflation is a bitch!

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 No.57136

Beans n' Franks are the keys to health.

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 No.57272

Lighting farts on fire is a chariot ride, Ben hur!

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 No.57280

File: 20ebcd8a637a8a6⋯.jpg (33.75 KB, 643x436, 643:436, Bob_Dylan_Newport_Folk_Fes….jpg)

Go away from my window

Leave at your own chosen speed

I'm not the one you want, babe

I'm not the one you need

You say you're lookin' for someone

Who's never weak but always strong

To protect you and defend you

Whether you are right or wrong

Someone to open each and every door

But it ain't me, babe

No, no, no, it ain't me, babe

It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe

Go lightly from the ledge, babe

Go lightly on the ground

I'm not the one you want, babe

I will only let you down

You say you're lookin' for someone

Who will promise never to part

Someone to close his eyes for you

Someone to close his heart

Someone who will die for you and more

But it ain't me, babe

No, no, no, it ain't me babe

It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe

Go melt back in the night

Everything inside is made of stone

There's nothing in here moving

And anyway I'm not alone

You say you're looking for someone

Who'll pick you up each time you fall

To gather flowers constantly

And to come each time you call

A lover for your life and nothing more

But it ain't me, babe

No, no, no, it ain't me, babe

It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe

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 No.57282

>>57280

dylan is a god damned merchant. he even tried to convert but eventually had to admit he was a god damned merchant so he could be damned to hell for all eternity.

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 No.57292

>>57282

It's a shame so many great musicians are merchants. It's a hard pill to swallow that merchants are talented and good at the business. Why must they be so subversive though? Hitler was an idiot. Should've just moved em out of Germany. They can be talented in their own country.

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 No.57293

>>57292

I don't think they're very good. Did the kikes invent even temperment or how to write music or polyphony?

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 No.57295

>>57293

It's more about how they were able to express themselves so poetically.

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 No.57326

Observe my masterful thread alternation technique

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 No.57346

File: cbf7e699a994b44⋯.jpg (120.59 KB, 1400x1400, 1:1, beannnnnno1.jpg)

Farting for a living is taxing, but theft is thrift when it comes to loading up on ammo for your "music". All songs are holy, but only beano can save your soul!

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 No.57358

>>57346

Sage! approves.

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 No.57380

Gas can will be collecting spiderwebs, unless we go bio fuel with the shit!

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 No.57381

>>57380

Fucking SHUT UP, you twat! I am trying to work here!

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 No.57382

Groovin' tonight, will bring the spice of life!

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 No.57386

>>57382

Okay, so I'm guessing that our friend Katana Spam "Shit-for-Hands" Whale the Retarded is now posting normal comments to screw up my formatting.

Hey, Shit-for-Hands! I figured out your latest stupid con, too. Whatever, dude. You're just making it worse for yourself.

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 No.57387

Hubba Hubba, your sanity is in trubba trubba!

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 No.57390

>>57387

Do you... Do you truly believe that you are hurting me?! Yes, of course you do.

I worked on a fish-processing crew alongside such a person as yourself once. We spent a summer cooped up on the same boat together, in the vicinity of the Bering Strait.

He was a narcissistic sociopath with functional retardation, Tourette's syndrome, and Down's Syndrome. I worked adjacent to him on the line for 3 months, on a 7/16's schedule. He spent the entire trip continually berating everyone on the boat with pedophilic, sexually-abusive slurs.

We all wanted to kill him. Including myself. By some miracle, he finished the season without being thrown overboard.

You are completely delusional. Are you... are you actually that guy? You are behaving just like him.

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 No.57399

Cooling the breeze isn't functional, least of all in the current fart-sauce paradigm. Grandpa will need help, double that if he drinks Ensure.

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 No.57400

>>57399

Fucking SHUT UP man, there is a MEDICAL EMERGENCY. Our artist friend needs to call 911 and request ATIVAN.

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 No.57401

Cool hand Luke, or Hot Hand Hank? You decide!

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 No.57404

>>57401

Okay, buddy. You need to call 911! You are DANGEROUSLY INSANE and you need ATIVAN.

Don't want to do that? You keep asking for more. Okay, Oliver Twist. I'll finish beating you down then, per request. You are CRIMINAL SCUM like all Communists, and you all do abusive things to the rest of us that is MUCH MUCH WORSE than the normal insults that I am using here.

YOU FUCKERS THREW ROCKS AT ME IN KINDERGARTEN!

Alright, buddy. No more kid gloves. You want this stupid fight? You've got it.

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 No.57405

There is shit to say, but is it grooveable, brother? The hep cats say yay, but all's fair in the far left field of dreams.

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 No.57406

>>57405

The mods are preventing you from posting new threads, or you would be doing that. Good. Say what you like, it is just babble and gibberish now. There is nothing there for me to respond to.

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 No.57407

There is a problem in the groove continuum, that's for certain!

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 No.57457

How to proceed, with the fear of funk failure. You have to put the past behind you. It's all jive anyway!

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 No.57458

>>57457

Go to the corner store.

Steal a bottle of benadryl.

Take two benadryl.

GET. SOME. SLEEP.

Listen to the birds, anon.

Please.

Listen to the birds, and you will understand everything.

You attack others and then get mad when they fight back. Do you expect us to just passively let you abuse us without ceasing, day after day, week after week, year after year?

I have feelings too, you know. When you yell at people, it huts them, and they want to yell back. How do you not understand this?

Peace and Love, man.

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 No.57460

>>57457

I had to do this to you because you need to learn something very important.

You are in pain, and it is sad for me to see. But the way you feel right now is how other people feel when you talk to them.

You need to understand what pain is, so that you stop making others feel pain.

You are hurting people, anon, and that is very bad.

Please stop hurting people.

When you hurt people, it causes them to feel pain. This is bad, because pain is not good.

I don't know how else to explain this to you.

Uh... A few more attempts?

Hurt people bad. Help people good.

Be nice, and the other kids will want to play with you.

Good is good. Bad is bad.

Bad people are bad. Do not be bad. Be good. Good people are good.

How else am I supposed to simply this for you? I have done everything I can.

Good is better than bad. Be good. Do not be bad.

Peace.

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 No.57461

Faking the funk is something that needs to be addressed. The U.N. is useless in this battle.

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 No.57462

>>57461

Oh, I am so sad that your mind has gone. It is so painful to see. I can hardly bear to watch. It hurt me so much to finish you off, like you will never know. It was like torture to me. But when you yell at me, that means I get to yell back. That is the rules of this game.

And I have no intention of losing any sort of game to a meanie such as yourself. If you are so weak-minded that you can be broken by a few dozen poop jokes, that is your problem, not mine. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

At least this means that you will not be able to hurt people anymore.

It is like shooting a rabid dog. Sometimes, that is all that can be done.

From my perspective, our conversation has gone horribly, horribly right. I caused so much more damage to you than I intended. I did not think that such a thing was possible. I wish that I had left you alone. But it is done.

One evil person has been effectively removed from the world. I wish that I felt better about that.

Good luck, I guess. It seems that you will need it.

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 No.57487

Shaft is dead, but alive in our hearts and in the minds of funk fakers who think that keepin' it real isn't what you need to fade in on.

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 No.57508

>>57487

kssfhwtr (u think this will ever stop? I am all-knowing and all-powerful. I will always be watching you)

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 No.57531

There's a crisis. The crisis is funk faking. It displeases the world groove to know that such things happen.

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 No.57533

>>57531

u r kssfhwshr hi i am sage

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 No.57555

>>56624

This is dat

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 No.57556

>>57280

The Great One

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 No.57578

Counterbalance the lack of groove in your critics, jack! There is no solution that doesn't involve some serious funk. Like, outta sight with the shit!

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 No.57605

>>57578

I will never stop cruelly harrassing you for as long as you choose to remain here.

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 No.57610

There is groove hiding in everyone. Star to shine on through y'all!

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 No.57707

Why do those without a groove pretend that faking won't catch up to them? There are consequences to the faking of funk, not the least of which is knowing that there is no salvation from the shame.

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 No.57801

Hang tight, cool breeze. This shit is about to be upside down.

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 No.57939

There is a tear in the groove. Do your threads fix it?

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 No.57990

hours passed. i draNk cup after cup of coffee. partook iN several miNty NicotiNe pouches

the cheap oNes they sell by the chewiNg tobacco. Not that overpriced Nicorette (tasty) garbage.

i paced back aNd forth. weNt iNside aNd outside. took a Nap, eveN.

we have his FACE. we caN look up his CRIMINAL RECORD. we caN arrest his sorry ASS iN a fuckiNg hour!

but clearly, the cops aNd the FBI would do NothiNg

the "deputy" i spoke to (that's the BeNtoN CouNty Sheriff's DepartmeNt, you lazy FUCKS!) said that the police are uNderfuNded. that we are forced to do policiNg as a "reactive" matter

bullshit. evil fuckers always moNologue. they say what they are goiNg to do before they do it. they caNNot help themselves. moroNs.

almost every siNgle time a serial killer goes out a-killiN', i thiNk, there is a *maNifesto* that precedes it

mass shootiNgs are TOTALLY a preveNtable problem

a reasoNably high perceNtage of these maNifestos ought to be iNvestigated. it is a GOOD source of DATA.

iNstead, we do NothiNg, aNd the little childreN die.

despicable.

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 No.58081

Faded and grooved will fill up the meter, but won't pay the tab, holmes!

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 No.58148

Where does the cab of life take you? To bullshit avenue!

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 No.58154

>>58148

you evil bastard that was GOLD aNd you fuckiNg kNow it

i bet you throw rocks at little childreN iN the park like others throw seeds to the pigeoNs

all of my art is PRISTINE

your art is ENTIRELY GARBAGE with very few exceptioNs, which, out of a seNse of kiNdNess, I thought that I would hilight for this fiNale

clearly, my kiNdNess was wasted you

i should stop thiNkiNg like a protestaNt baby aNd fiNish beatiNg you dowN properly like a Slav

No more fuNNy jokes

Now, you get what you *really* fear

prepare to receive my most paiNfully iNcompeteNt performaNce

Now, you shall experieNce my FINAL weapoN

BORING ENTERTAINMENT

( pew )

%%%

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 No.58155

>>58154

*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*

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 No.58265

Damn, faded n' shit in the groove, built for the long haul.

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 No.58315

Uhaul your ass down to the function at the junction.

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 No.58369

Groove containment has failed. It's time to dance, baby!

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 No.58402

Shake your ass, with a little bit of sass.

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 No.58483

Don't go breaking my menorah,

baby,

My heart is aching,

for some goy blood,

matzo is better with blood,

talmud your way to my heart,

shoah that you're no shishka,

oy vey all night long,

as we sing our song,

dustin diamond is dead,

but my love for you lives on,

like the hurt feelings,

when i'm criticized ,

everyone is an anti-semite,

but my love for you is kosher,

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 No.58586

I can't believe how long it's been,

since I've seen your face,

what happened to you,

what happened to our place,

it seems that I can't find any words to say,

how i feel today,

what becomes of a man,

when it all disappears,

I've shed some tears,

what happened to you,

what happened to me,

Oh that's right,

I beat your ass,

you ungrateful bitch,

shoved a shotgun against your face,

pulled the trigger,

you have blue eyes,

one blew to the left,

one blew to the right,

and that's how you left this world,

one drunk friday night.

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 No.58653

I love,

the look in your eyes when i said I love you,

i love,

the smile on your face as you said you love me,

the glow of your skin,

as you told me i'd have next of kin,

cannot match the feeling of anger,

when you told me our boy wants to be a girl,

you lying whore,

he won't transistion,

you will,

by the barrel of my shotgun,

you've had your fun,

now it's time to die,

happy pride

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 No.58809

no more loniness,

no more sleepless nights,

no more sorrow,

no more days without you,

because I shot you,

and now I'm facing the electric chair,

execution is the ticket to freedom,

from whores,

liars, and thieves,

don't grieve for me, brothers,

because escape is paradise compared to living with a whore

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 No.58901

Love is,

the greatest thing,

in the world,

Your love is,

the one thing I never wanted to be without,

you were my world,

Thing is,

you're a cheatin' whore,

you are worm food.

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 No.59016

Such simple words,

from your lips,

such a simple motion,

from your hips,

we grooved all night,

got it on all night,

then there we were,

we were both superstars,

till you became a feminist,

grew out the air on your armpits,

never happy,

always have to bitch,

about nothingness,

so i left you alone,

goodbye,

goodbye,

i hope you cry yourself to sleep,

to sleep,

goodbye,

goodbye,

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 No.59163

Love slams you in the heart,

bang bang,

love makes you create a family,

a start, a start,

lying bitches test my patience,

bang bang,

deep ditches are my best friend,

shame shame,

it's back to hookers and coke for me,

snort snort,

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 No.59262

No matter what I say,

no matter what I do,

life keeps me going,

Nothing else to say,

I kept going,

for I had no other reason,

until I met you,

no matter what I say,

no matter what I do,

my trial keeps going,

nothing else to say,

I kept stabbing,

for I had no other reason,

to let you live

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 No.59370

my love,

eternal,

eternal,

your love,

lies,

lies,

I swear I'll get you back,

when you hit the wall,

35 is a horrorshow,

you fat cow,

off to the glue factory,

i'm getting drunk tonight

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 No.59540

So many words,

so many hugs,

so many loves,

so many lives,

will be lost,

when I serve you this divorce,

I'm taking the kids,

except the last one,

he ain't mine,

he's retarded,

you're all alone now,

I hope you're happy,

'cause your life is a mess

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 No.59652

the first time I saw your face,

i fell in love,

sweet love,

forever and ever,

the last time I saw your face,

you fell off the cruise ship

goodbye,

forever and ever,

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 No.59724

I can't believe,

it's taken so many years,

I can't believe,

I was scared of so many fears,

so many tears,

i've shed,

but now it's time to revenge,

i'll get you bitch

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 No.59796

My love,

touches everything in the world

your love,

was the only things I needed in the world,

my anger,

will touch everyone who fucked with me,

your dead,

good riddance, bitch

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 No.59840

I put my heart into my love,

for you,

I put a bullet into your heart,

you whore

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 No.59946

Dancing,

is the key to love,

Dancing,

on your grave,

feet covered in blood,

oh lord,

give me the strength,

to dump this body in the ocean

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 No.60008

the end of our love,

is the beginning,

of something else,

something beautiful,

at least to me,

at last,

i'm free,

at least until the police knock on my door,

you whore,

you got what you deserved,

the world needs to leave me alone.

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 No.60038

If you don't know me by now,

you will never never be able to identify me,

to the police,

oooooo ooooooo

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 No.60092

together forever,

is what I said,

together forever,

till we're dead,

going over,

the cliff,

together,

forever,

kaboom

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 No.60163

Cherish,

your love for all time,

appreciate,

the fact that you're free,

free of pain,

free of waiting,

i'm waiting to be free too,

warden, when is my execution?

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 No.60308

Close to my heart,

you are,

only if only,

you could be,

close to my heart,

no more,

you're not there,

I tossed you off a bridge,

goodbye,

you're underwater

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 No.60310

File: 44896007ce85457⋯.mp4 (1.14 MB, 512x256, 2:1, video_1624737645616.mp4)

Who knew they'd be a duett?

Killin lolo ya ya bet

Put that knee on muh nek

Step on on it like a snek!

Shit stinks but it can sing!

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 No.60315

>>60310

Even the scrawniest, most butt-ugly, Lice-infested Nigger with a cold sore on its lip thinks that it is Wesley Snipes, Malcolm X, and Martin Luther King all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Negroid adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth -- that it is in reality the stupidest, ugliest, lowest form of life on earth.

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 No.60588

Love,

triangle,

hate,

I strangle,

you,

dead

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 No.60778

Don't groove,

unless you mean,

to break away,

before I get revenge,

you whore

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 No.61018

My love hit it's peak,

with you,

with you,

my anger hit it's peak,

you whore,

you whore,

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 No.61134

dance,

dance,

for love,

dance,

dance,

for your life,

you whore,

bang,

bang,

you're dead

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 No.61209

Fighting for love,

fighting for freedom,

prison riot is my only hope,

i shouldn't have left my dna on that rope,

shit,

that bitch had it coming

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 No.61337

Does the world not spin,

for love?

does the world stop spinning,

when I shoot you in the face,

you ungrateful bitch,

you lied,

you never loved me,

i hope your pussy rots off,

as for me,

i will get drunk,

and laugh,

and sing,

until I'm picked up by the police

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 No.61597

Commitment,

what it means to me,

Commitment,

what it meant to you,

commitment,

a life in the psych ward,

if I can convince the judge i'm crazy,

for,

revenge,

for,

love,

I'd do it all again,

you had it coming

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 No.61803

Gray matter,

in between,

your eyes,

gray love,

it doesn't matter,

between the sheets,

but what does matter,

is that you're a cheating whore,

die bitch,

die!

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 No.62036

Grooving,

for your love,

Grooving,

for your heart,

this is the price we pay,

when we can't say,

you're still alive,

because you're not

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 No.62333

learn to love,

again,

learn to believe,

in yourself,

in love,

in us,

forever and ever,

it,

is,

time,

for you to die,

you fucking bitch,

you're a whore of epic proportions,

you spawn of the devil,

die,

die,

die!

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 No.62528

The life we live,

is never forever,

I hope that is true,

because I can't to be without you,

but a life sentence is so long,

how do i,

kill myself with a bedsheet,

god knows epistein didn't,

I guess some nigger guards will do it instead,

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 No.62682

Open your heart,

to the idea,

that this is forever,

baby,

run to love,

run to live,

escape my wrath,

when I found out you cheated,

stupid bitch,

now you have to die

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 No.62819

Bitch,

moan,

cry,

i don't care,

where you go,

'cause you're

a hoe,

a harlet,

and a thief,

crazy bitch,

know nothing,

do nothing,

slut in chief,

suck some other dick,

not on my dime,

get out of my house,

it's time,

for you to get the fuck on!

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 No.62912

crazy love,

crazy death,

crazy to trust someone else,

to love,

to live,

to dispose of your body,

damn,

it looks like i have to kill another person tonight,

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 No.63082

Jumping for love,

jumping for joy,

i've blown off your head,

because you massacred our little boy,

fuck you cunt,

your family is next,

socialist fucks,

i'll redistribute lead to their faces,

time to die!

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