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File: f4c96fd55f90898⋯.jpeg (321.63 KB, 581x630, 83:90, 374A6324_B33D_4D5D_B4BF_7….jpeg)

 No.46715

Why do so many people like her? She clearly has daddy issues and is just an all around bitch. I hate Aubrey Plaza.

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 No.46717

quick post the video of her slapping the bass in her bathroom

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 No.46718

>>46715

.....and?

obviously, you don't get pussy

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 No.46827

>>46715

obviously, you're not good at seeing a woman, and identifying her PHENOTYPE....

knowing what her genitalia would look like.

because if you WERE good at it, you'd realize what a badass hole she is

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 No.46828

>>46715

it's weird that you'd mention "daddy issues", Because daddy issues are a positive attribute

daddy issues = the best sex

lol @ you thinking being a 'bitch' is a negative attribute as well.....

you need to get some women under your belt, dude

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 No.46903

>>46715

you may want to watch "The Little Hours"

it wont change your mind but it might make you smile and you dick hard.

unless this is actually aubrey and then I say, "excellent work in The Little Hours" I haven't been able to watch it with the sound on yet but it is a great film.

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 No.46905

File: e60a27a9cc742bd⋯.jpg (130.58 KB, 584x800, 73:100, yall_talking_convent_sex.jpg)

best catholic sex story since the Monk

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 No.46906

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 No.47211

>>46715

I love her. She's sexy and I want to lick the sweat from between her toes until she grants me access to her sweaty asshole. After I do a good thorough job cleaning that she'll push me down, spit into my mouth and tell me she has a surprise: she spreads her legs over my open maw and lets loose a strong streaming torrent of her delicious piss into me. She's a goddess.

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 No.47220

she looks like the average late 20-something stacy with a base model mercedes, 500 sq ft condo in a trendy part of town, little annoying dog, and a white alpha male boyfriend

reeeee

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 No.47223

File: d1a644b9334a88a⋯.jpeg (43.32 KB, 660x991, 660:991, 179939_corky_james_1.jpeg)

>>46715

She's freaky in the bedroom though. Total threesome queen, bro.

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 No.47227

>>47223

If by "threesome" you mean "she gets fucked by a black bull while you sit in the corner and watch with a ball gag in your mouth and a chastity device on your dick / balls" then yeah. total queen.

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 No.47232

>>46715

>She clearly has daddy issues

where do you get that from?

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 No.47235

>>46715

I liked her in Parks n Rec but now she's old and her acting hasn't developed whatsoever.

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 No.48127

>>46715

She is hot, no one cares about what you think.

Eat shit and die, OP

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 No.48184

Because of this

Here

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https://youtu.be/REaoElYMRug

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