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>>45927

simp cuck

have more? want to see!!! post more pls

This is a girl not a woman.

>>45908

you don't actually hate women......

it's just a predictable prepackaged facade

you're terrified of women

in fact, it's your true weak spot

it always has been

because THEY rejected YOU

not the other way around

O B V I O U S L Y

you're not fooling anybody, lil' guy

>>45908

society doesn't give a flying fuck if you're butthurt

women OBVIOUSLY don't care what you think, or else you wouldn't be butthurt...

Men don't care if you're upset or not, and although you seek pity (disguised as 'false reassurances') from other similarly sexually failed adult males online, the fact of the matter remains that WE GET LAID... we get pussy.... unlike you, we've figured it out a long time ago... We all know how to attract women..... Men laugh behind your back, because women laugh directly in your face, always have and always will at the rate you're going...

even CHILDREN don't give a fuckb that your butt hurt like a little bitch whining little girl... These days, any 12 year old boy knows how to attract girls.... You are very slow learner compared to the average 6th grader... Children can be very cruel, so they would have no pity for you whatsoever... And in fact it would remind you very much of your early days in elementary school, when everybody laughed at you as you walked down the hall

Your angst is our comedy gold

>>45908

Poor Dysfunctional Little Baby Boom Boom, huh?

the awkward little longer child, who became the angry, overcompensating sexually unaccomplished adult failure.

Loner*

>>45908

so you never figured out how to attract a woman, huh?....

ouch!! REALLY?!!

that's weird

so, are you planning on pretending like your fake-ass "angry discriminating guy" character be your eventual excuse to 'accidentally" become a full-blown homosexual ?.....

or are you planning on simply continuing to pretend being "the one who rejected the girls" for the rest of your empty existence?...

because WHO are you trying to fool?

who are you "pretending" for, anyway?

nobody even realizes you exist

>>45908

what a wasted effort.........

the world's most irrelevant man works up the energy to make a public announcement, voicing his insignificant dissatisfaction with his lit in life.

(we don't care if you're angry)

fuck you, Mr Nobody

reminds me of the sandflea who schedules a press conference to announce he doesn't like being stepped on....

but a wave rolls in an washes him away with the sand

oh no muh wahmen

>>45908

niggers can get pussy....

Mexicans, Iranians...

Down Syndrome guys get pussy....

The ugliest, stupidest, most awkward losers get laid

but not YOU......

lol too bad, huh?

no wonder you're pissed

>>45908

In fact I don't blame you at all.....

I mean, it's hilarious, and you're a complete douchebag

A loser with the ladies, and these days, that's hard to do... It's so easy to get laid, that you almost have to go out of your way NOT to have a girlfriend

So I don't blame you for being angry

In fact, the sexual failure goes hand-in-hand with anger and frustration

It wouldn't be quite as funny if you weren't angry

Girlfriends are a dime a dozen....

I'm not saying that "women" are a dime a dozen, because women are what makes life worth living

Unless you're a homosexual, in which case they don't matter very much

no problem... I wasn't suggesting that all females are a dime a dozen... I was saying that GIRLFRIENDS ARE EASY TO ATTAIN

Finding a woman who's willing to invest her life into yours, and to climb into bed with you is actually no big deal... Any man can go through a laundry list of beautiful women if he's intelligent enough to figure out how to attract women

Has nothing to do with money

It has nothing to do with the status of your penis

Those are all just memes used buy frustrated angry sexual failures

Women aren't attracted to those things...

You've simply got a boring personality, and you are too fucking stupid to figure out how to polish the turd that you are

>>45908

So you're either a moron or you're a homosexual

Simple...

Or possibly both

>>45908

but either way, gay, stupid, or both:

You definitely have every reason to be upset

LOL you can't get any pussy

Of course you're pissed off and of course you're pouting like a little bitch, because that's what you are

but the world has ZERO SYMPATHY for you

little man

>>45908

see, I used to DJ at a really busy strip club in Atlanta

I was really good at getting pussy and I had a silver tongue so I could talk any woman into bed, so when I was 18, the owners of Tattletales Strip Club offered me a job as the DJ

and although I always got pussy, when I was deejaying, it was like a kid in a candy store!!!

The DJ always fucks ALL of the strippers...

trust me...

you're more like one of the angry frustrated customers

It's SO EASY to get pussy, loser.......

If you think you're angry now, you'd be FURIOUS if you knew exactly HOW MUCH pussy I fucked ..

Dude, there was this one Friday Night when we all made SHITLOADS of money off customers like you. It was almost =A HOLIDAY, but I still can't remember which one, for the life of me- I've tried remembering this one detail for years and years and years and I still can't remember because it got lost in the fog somehow==, and we had the following (Saturday) night off...

I was living in an apartment in Buckhead, the most exclusive section of Atlanta, and I had TWO live-in girlfriends... I know you probably trying to convince yourself that I'm lying for some reason, but I can absolutely assure you that I'm telling the truth

One was a tiny little japanese girl,and the other was a tiny petite little blonde girl with tiny little tits

(actually they both had tiny little tits because I specifically exclusively always fuck the chicks with the tiny little tits because big tits are disgusting) and both of them slept in bed with me every night... We had a one bedroom apartment in Buckhead...

And they both danced at my club, so we would fuck all day and do drugs, then the 3 of us would take a taxi to the club around 7, make a ton of money from suckers who don't know how to get girls, then we'd go to the after hours bars and blow all the money on drinks and drugs and excess

SO..... Hang in there, dumbass... I realize you have a short attention span, so hang in there little guy, okay?

*Spitz phlegm in your face*

SO.... this one Friday night, everybody in the club had made at least $4,000 cash (I know because I took 10% of every stripper's tips, and I would like to thank losers like you not being able to figure out how to get girls, because that's how people like me make money off losers like you)

([hint: your porn addiction - loser])

SO.... We had all made a ton of money that night, and everybody was in a great mood because the holidays (although I still can't remember exactly which holiday it was anymore, because there were so many wild nights, and completely insane scenario with beautiful women, that it got lost in the haze somehow, and I've never really paid much attention to what day it was or what type of Europe was in the first place, because I've always lived in the moment, and people who don't live in the moment are 'losers" with control issues)

SO... I made a shitload of money that night and all the girls made a shitload of money that night, and everybody was in a fantastic mood..... (You would be in a fantastic mood too, if you were making thousands of dollars tax free every night, simply because certain dysfunctional loser couldn't figure out how to get any pussy, so they would spend their money just to sit there and look attagirl without any clothes on, desperate and weak and desperate and desperate and weak and desperate)

SO.......................

>>45908

SOOOO...............

>>45908

You would be sofuriousif you knew about this one particular Friday night

>>45908

SO.......the Japanese girlfriend (I couldn't remember her name if you gave me a million dollars) and my sawed off little blonde girlfriend (I swear to God I have no fucking idea what her name was, even though she was 50% of my 'girlfriend' (which was actually two girls, and that's why she was 50%, because I had two women that fell asleep with me every night in my bed, and I would fuck them relentlessly and they would go down on each other all the time so that's why she was 50% of my girlfriend) had a particularly lucrative evening.....just like all the 40 other strippers....

Have I mentioned that this is going to make youfuriouswhen you hear it?

trust me, micropenis boy......

You might actually contemplate suicide tonight

>>45908

okay, you inept, learning inabled lonely crybaby....

here we go, Porn Temper Tantrum Sissy

>>45908

SO........ Bitchboy

All of the girls made a shitload of money that night, because there was always a bunch of loser douche buckets just like you who were more than willing to flush their money down the toilet just to sit there and peek at naked women like a fucking loser...

And my 'girlfriends' asked two other strippers if they wanted to come home and fuck and get high with us at our apartment, and they said "sure"

...........wait for it, amateur sexual inadequacy boy

AND WHILE WE WAITED FOR THE CAB, THREE MORE STRIPPERS DECIDED TO JOIN US

......you pathetic little ball of quivering trembling feces

AND WE CALLED ANOTHER TAXI

you stupid bitch...........

AND I FUCKED ALL SEVEN OF THEM BY MYSELF!!!

...you stupid little worthless mental defect that can't get ONE girl

IM NOT JOKING

IM NOT LYING

IM NOT FABRICATING ANYTHING, SISSYBOY

(to be here nest, I'm leaving out aTON of relevant details... you would literally BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT if you only knew all of the details)

JUST ME, BITCH.........

ME AND 7 HOT STRIPPERS

Blondes and brunettes and sandy-haired, long hair and short and one of them was even Japanese !!!

You pathetic whining pouting little girl.....

IT TOOK ALL WEEKEND !!!

they stayed there all weekend, doing drugs, smoking weed, sucking my dick and eating eachother out, all very casual and the easy and smooth and no rush....

I fucked ALL OF THEM

one at a time, of course because I've only got one dick

you remind me very much of a little girl

You actually remind me of a woman,

But women actually get laid

So that's why you remind me more of a little girl

SO......

lonely boy

it was Sunday night before they began to slowly trickle out and go their individual ways

lol back to their loser boyfriends

(but even their loser boyfriends knew how to get girls, unlike YOU)

and as they trickled out, I grew more and more exhausted

......this is 100% true, and although you'll try to convince yourself that I'm lying, I'm NOT....

The devil is always in the details, because people who make up stories don't give the correct details, but people who are telling the truth tell the exact details that indicate validity.... The exact same type of trivia little details you or anybody else would remember if you were telling a true story about something that happened to you many years ago.....

SO...... Sunday night turned into Monday morning and it was just me and my two live-in girlfriends and my apartment was a complete wreck

And we got in bed and fell asleep and started it all over again... back to work the next week, raking in a ton of money tax free...

Making all that money because losers like you don't know how to get any pussy

And that's why you're angry

You are a sawed-off bitch sexual midget runt fuckboi loser with a genetic predisposition towards homosexuality

You sure as fuck don't have a predisposition towards heterosexuality. That's for sure

You were quite literally born to be a faggot

I'm not being mean and I'm not being cruel and I'm not insulting you... I'm simply making a scientific observation

You are a homosexual

You are an angry repressed homosexual

the only reason you never got any pussy is because you're not genetically predisposed to having sex with women...

You were born to be a loser with the ladies

And the only place you'll ever be comfortable

Is in the company of other men

Very much like image boards

The reason you come to image or just because image boards are filled with sexually failed adult male latent homosexuals, unable to resolve their issues or admit their true sexual inclination

You come here because you seek pity

But you don't admit seeking pity

Instead, you pretend like you are seeking "reassurance"

You pretend like you're here to find other guys who are "discriminating men of scrutiny, who are angry at women because none of them are good enough for him"

But that's just a facade

You're not discriminating and you have no scrutiny

Your bar is set so low that it's actually underground

You're nothing

You are without

Nothing

Zero

Zip

Nadda

Nuffin

You are absolutely empty

Dismal

The reason you're so angry is because women laughed in your face, men chuckled behind your back, children pointed their fingers and giggledat the lonely little man

You frequent image boards because you are desperately hoping somebody will actually believe that YOU rejected women

But we know that's not true

They rejected you

>>45908

You quite literally created this idiotic thread without thinking first....

You didn't realize your threads served as a clear indication of your sexual failure and your psychological weaknesses

You created this boring stupid ill-planned thread literally begging other men to please post content that expressed a similar psychological weakness as yours

But nobody posted anything of the sort

And instead, you gotME

You remind me of a phorid fly....

And I'm being completely honest..................

Do you even know what a Phorid fly is?

a PHORID FLY looks almost exactly like a fruit fly

An effeminate, stupid, stunted little fruit fly

And they don't actually FLY as much as fruit flies do........

Actual fruit flies will FLY around in the air looking for fruit to land on....

But even though the Phorid Fly LOOKS almost exactly like a fruit fly, it's too stupid to actually FLY

Literally too stupid....

Instead of flying, the Phorid Fly BOUNCES....

bounce... bounce... bounce...

They're extremely slow and they don't perceive anything around them very well....

That's why they're so easy to kill....

You don't even have to "swat" them, because you can simply take your finger, and smash them... THEYRESO MONUMENTALLY STUPIDthat they did have no idea what's happening around them....

Even a stupid worthless little fruit fly is 100 times smarter than a phorid fly

They usually proliferate in moldy dank damp nasty rotting food or feces or even cat litter boxes

They're shit eaters....

they're miserable failures

Even for shit sucking flies

They are the bottom of the barrel

They simply can't figure anything out

And that's exactly why they remind me of you

>>45908

Instead of being angry at women......

It would look much more appropriate..................

If you were angry at fruit flies

For being smart enough

To realize

They should fly away

Before somebody's finger

Slowly approaches them

And smashes them flat

Against the lid of the garbage can

That's who you should be angry at.....

Not women

Because women aren't your competition.....

You're not in the same league as women

Your competition is the fruit fly

And you are losing miserably so far

fuck stick phorid boy

bounce away

Define misogyny in a world where womens nr.1 rape fabtasy is rape?

>>46027

Notice how the simps literally never provide a reason to love women. Youre always a defective for noticing how evil women are in their posts. They also never post tits despite being mostly women.