>Buy wig and a ring.
>Put ring in backpocket and wear the wig.
>Look in mirror and smile.
Look she's smiling at you, i think she likes you, this is your time to strike.
>Whip out your ring and propose."will you be my wife?"
Just say yes.
>Score !
>go to the church and take your mirror with you.
>let the priest make it official.
Congratulations anon you just married the autist girl of your dreams, she will be forever yours!
Enjoy your honeymoon XD .