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File: 35e7a6bbb91b3e3⋯.png (1.4 MB, 1520x1080, 38:27, PicsArt_03_15_10_37_31.png)

 No.43460

I am the desk clerk at the Travel Inn on W Coliseum Blvd, in Fort Wayne, IN... Matthew Bolinger indeed has been an extended stay guests at the motel, and today we noticed that Matthew now mysteriously has a 5 year old boy in his room with him....

One of my housekeeping girls heard the little boy crying this morning and telling Mr. Bolinger that he "didn't want to take off his clothes again" and was begging for mr. Bollinger to "take him back to his mommy and daddy"

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 No.43462

File: 50f6036efe94a90⋯.png (740.91 KB, 1218x1080, 203:180, PicsArt_03_15_11_09_30.png)

Today, Matthew thought it was the Pizza Hut Delivery Guy knocking on the door to room 104

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 No.43463

File: 13c1429ac2276f9⋯.jpg (206.44 KB, 1080x1439, 1080:1439, PicsArt_03_14_09_23_11.jpg)

within an hour, Matthew had been booked into jail, fingerprinted, dressed out in an orange jumpsuit, and given a pair of orange jailhouse sandals

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 No.43464

File: a93559736ea897e⋯.jpg (203.71 KB, 1080x1438, 540:719, PicsArt_03_15_11_27_24.jpg)

Matthew I had no idea they were going to shave his head

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 No.43466

File: 14b5b0b1c3447d3⋯.jpg (178.83 KB, 1080x1438, 540:719, PicsArt_03_15_03_45_55.jpg)

as soon as they put Matthew on the C Block, an 18 year old black gang member punched humans broke his glasses

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 No.43468

File: a9d956852004245⋯.jpg (244.08 KB, 1438x1080, 719:540, PicsArt_03_16_12_03_51.jpg)

He'll find his place there

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 No.43469

File: 5d68756eedd23f7⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1080x1540, 54:77, PicsArt_03_15_02_25_44.png)

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 No.43470

File: 0fed7783accd6c0⋯.jpg (281.4 KB, 1080x1439, 1080:1439, PicsArt_03_15_01_43_58.jpg)

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 No.43471

File: a5d13fdcb90b1a7⋯.jpg (792.21 KB, 1080x1410, 36:47, FaceApp_1615866020632.jpg)

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File: 09beaa001b04dcc⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1080x1410, 36:47, PicsArt_03_15_12_57_53.png)

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File: 2591fe128f04cb8⋯.png (1.83 MB, 1080x1857, 360:619, PicsArt_03_15_03_22_23.png)

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 No.44011

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 No.44012

Ooooh!

Watch This

HERE

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https://youtu.be/_HHPXBAx8Ac

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