my drinking is getting way out of hand. last august, i passed out cold in my drafting chair and woke up to my body slamming against the floor. the chair had toppled over and sent me flying. in addition to knocking over 5 or 6 piss bottles and covering my carpet in piss and broken glass which took me weeks to get rid of the smell, i also injured my leg which resulted in me having to go to the doctor and get an ultrasound to make sure i didn't have a blood clot.
last night was another drunken episode where i blacked out drunk while literally standing up at my computer, spraining my ankle and hurting my back as i entered a mangled, contortionist position on the way down. back is fine, but ankle is swollen and hurts like a bitch. when you pass out drunk while standing, you know you got it pretty bad.
i still have beer and liquor left, so i think i am gonna just have one last drinking night which will be 5 in a row. gonna start drinking in a few hours. i only have 7 pints of miller lite and 3 vood ranger ipas (9% abv!!), so i might have to run down to the drive thru to pad my stock. i do have tomato paste, so i could make some bloody marys out of that, too. i haven't showered in 5 days and i can literally smell my own asshole as i type this. it stinks so bad, and it's even worse when mixed with the smell of nasty, hairy armpits. i'm pretty sure my belly button stinks, too, because i've been jizzing directly into it about 3-4 times a day and i don't even wipe it up. because of the odor emanating from my whole body, i am reluctant to go anywhere, even in my car in a beer drive thru, so i might opt for the homemade bloody mary. i do have an unopened bottle of bloody mary mix, but over a third of your daily allowance of sodium is in a single 4-oz serving, so i will dilute it with my homemade recipe of 1 part bloody mary mix, 2 parts homemade mix, and 1 part 80 proof absolut. i also have two oranges, but not sure what i could do with those alcoholically, so i will probably just eat them.