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File: d5ea40b690cb687⋯.jpg (1.96 MB, 2500x3750, 2:3, sorry_anon_seats_taken.jpg)

 No.31742[Last 50 Posts]

>sorry, anon. seat's taken.

what do

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 No.31744

>>31742

Ask her to show me her driver’s license then call her parents to come pick her up.

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 No.31745

>>31742

fuck

proceed to take off clothes and see if a seat becomes available

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 No.31746

>>>31742 (OP)

>Ask her to show me her driver’s license then call her parents to come pick her up.

She is obviously old enough to drive.

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 No.31747

>>31746

Sure, buddy. I’m calling the parents.

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 No.31749

>>31747

She is not even drunk, dude.

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 No.31750

File: 88dbbc46b3e75df⋯.jpg (24.43 KB, 400x320, 5:4, qblp2.jpg)

>>31742

I'd take off her shoes and socks. Not much she can do except take her feet off the seat. She might also kick me, which I would find very pleasurable.

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 No.31751

Anybody considered the possibility that i don't know who she is, and i don't want to get in the car?

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 No.31752

File: b5b6e347cbc8397⋯.jpg (213.26 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, MODS_E9co_437zMlzltKNyRQtI….jpg)

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 No.31753

File: bda000152048cac⋯.jpg (23.24 KB, 400x313, 400:313, MODS_ZndsVAeu2XDOX1wTk_475….jpg)

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 No.31754

File: 022095465f4d3b7⋯.jpg (15.54 KB, 246x246, 1:1, MODS_vn3s4oIBvuDHT8umwthhs….jpg)

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 No.31755

File: a7fe4b8753d173f⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, MODS_oTT1uSBX1RbLSS7OPhYXf….jpg)

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 No.31756

>>31742

jump into the seat anyway and bust her knee with my 230lbs of weight

bitches need to move

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 No.31759

File: 07c324b5b1801f6⋯.jpg (53.25 KB, 649x623, 649:623, Bane_cropped.jpg)

>>31756

Nobody cared about who i was until i put on the mask!

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 No.31760

File: e53b118650ae61d⋯.mp4 (427.49 KB, 360x360, 1:1, I_m_in_me_mums_car.mp4)

>>31756

>jump into the seat

>my 230lbs of weight

Yeah, I’m thinking she’ll have plenty of time to move before you manage to get into the car, m8

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 No.31761

File: 69ff9192076e9bd⋯.png (658.5 KB, 954x716, 477:358, 1424495012851.png)

>>31759

it doesnt matter who we are

what matters is our plan

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 No.31762

File: 1846ff66f59c353⋯.gif (139.54 KB, 275x317, 275:317, 7tjtt.gif)

>>31761

And the plan is to wear face diapers.

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 No.31763

File: b351dc0cb017e08⋯.png (137.37 KB, 441x441, 1:1, b35.png)

>>31762

You guys are not wearing a mask and are not social distancing. Reported!

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 No.31764

File: d6630cdd1f39bb6⋯.png (204.52 KB, 687x495, 229:165, d66.png)

>>31763

F.E.M.A. summer camp here we go!

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 No.31765

File: b212dd308d51f03⋯.jpg (385.57 KB, 924x926, 462:463, b21.jpg)

>>31764

Think again, fren. It's a death camp!

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 No.31766

File: 0088be58060f8e0⋯.jpg (702.58 KB, 1800x1772, 450:443, 2025_Jan_25_FEMA_summer_ca….jpg)

>>31765

Nah, I'm sure it will be fun!

There are saunas, and pools and stuff...

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 No.31767

>>31766

And roller coasters too!

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 No.31768

File: bdf7210410afbb7⋯.jpg (24.85 KB, 480x360, 4:3, femareions.jpg)

File: 4c895438a8a66c5⋯.jpg (41.36 KB, 600x310, 60:31, femacoffinscdc.jpg)

File: 41353791a328465⋯.jpg (48.44 KB, 777x437, 777:437, femacoffins_2wk6ahsDx7_3oT….jpg)

>>31767

Awesome! Who doesn't love roller coasters!?

And whatever these boat things are...

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 No.31769

>>31768

Looks like a bathtub to me. Can probably double as a boat too. Very clever! What will they think of next?

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 No.31770

File: 3f042aef3e5c2aa⋯.jpg (56.36 KB, 500x650, 10:13, watermeloncutter.jpg)

>>31769

I saw images of this watermelon cutter at the camp yard, isn't that awesome too?

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 No.31771

MAWWWEDZ

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 No.31773

File: 7c94d7f069b428e⋯.jpg (134.2 KB, 960x729, 320:243, 7c94d7f069b428ed7ab710c521….jpg)

>>31770

For our African American brothers and sisters, I take it? How thoughtful of them.

>>31771

God the mods have abandoned us.

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 No.31776

File: b7ec3ab36954c46⋯.png (103.45 KB, 500x388, 125:97, 14117.png)

>>31773

It's not a child, but a boobster, so it's okay.

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 No.31777

>>31776

>I-If there's fluff on the muff she's old enough! Right, fellow anonymous posters?

Fuck off, faggot.

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 No.31778

>>31742

Happy new years callan

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 No.31780

File: efba14e17da0f83⋯.png (471.05 KB, 868x1228, 217:307, jx2yt.png)

>>31777

There's a reasonable probability of her being 18. Also, not saying I'd hit it. If she's 16, yeah (legal where I live).

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 No.31782

>>31780

Hey happy newyears samefaggot

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 No.31784

File: 67c58ac8131e18c⋯.jpg (353.24 KB, 1080x1351, 1080:1351, 133209334_756834008547330_….jpg)

>>31742

Ride with the slavs instead

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 No.31794

File: f4316b788a986a3⋯.gif (1.69 MB, 500x366, 250:183, JOI_fuckoff_homo.gif)

>puts it in your seat anyway

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 No.31805

File: 52f1159430313e4⋯.png (89.56 KB, 325x444, 325:444, 0nkpi.png)

>>31794

Puts what in your seat? And why is the filename JOI (jackoff instructions)? It's them who are tied to trees, they are not in a position to give out orders.

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 No.32099

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 No.32161

KEK

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 No.32557

live

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 No.32563

File: 512a4668491f28b⋯.jpg (68.38 KB, 484x765, 484:765, 99f8c7d16be8d6ea31e77f4581….jpg)

>>31794

Is that Veronica Carlson?

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 No.32653

Fk u

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 No.32656

File: 3d36fea230ce05d⋯.mp4 (1.53 MB, 576x1024, 9:16, wap_tiktok.mp4)

>>32557

wdsmbt?

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 No.32695

File: f716c03c4cbc404⋯.jpg (69.14 KB, 567x850, 567:850, joi_colour.jpg)

>>31805

>nigger doesn't know who Joi Lansing is

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 No.32700

she's about to get the beating of her life. that's for sure

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 No.33059

File: fd7fdf819ca829b⋯.jpg (183.05 KB, 999x1249, 999:1249, 120194217_2303818076431521….jpg)

>could I join your ethnostate anon?

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 No.33061

File: 03254f5713f2af6⋯.jpg (38.37 KB, 632x782, 316:391, 1577401939328.jpg)

>>33059

white is right

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 No.33062

File: 962322a1ee8d60a⋯.jpg (148.38 KB, 740x926, 370:463, 47.jpg)

>>33061

Correct answer

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 No.33065

File: c66c89a38d81c6c⋯.jpg (127.04 KB, 600x694, 300:347, biden2020forchildren.jpg)

File: 39df0818ba3c593⋯.jpeg (113.08 KB, 700x1245, 140:249, sniffsniff.jpeg)

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 No.33066

File: 235298f5005c7eb⋯.jpg (266.64 KB, 1440x2557, 1440:2557, 92936715_3104814299562861_….jpg)

>>33065

Something Joe and I have in common

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 No.33071

File: 235298f5005c7eb⋯.jpg (266.64 KB, 1440x2557, 1440:2557, 92936715_3104814299562861_….jpg)

>>33065

Something Joe and I have in common

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 No.33074

File: 3c19721857d65c3⋯.jpg (270.3 KB, 700x832, 175:208, My_fuckin_bowels.jpg)

>>33066

>>33071

>Something Joe and I have in common

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 No.33076

>>33066

>>33071

I'm guessing you like spooning and sniffing hair? I don't like shampoo though. I like sniffing gals' ears. Smells like cheese if I'm lucky.

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 No.33078

File: cab8aafbe684a53⋯.jpg (259.94 KB, 1080x1079, 1080:1079, official_laneya_grace_2020….jpg)

>>33076

I do like spooning.

>smells like cheese

lol. That's not specifically what I'm after but it's not unwelcome

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 No.33080

>>33074

I don't get it

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 No.33083

>>33078

I welcome natural smells since they're stimulating. If it's a random woman, it's not fun. Only if I'm turned on or if it's someone I'm intimate with. What kind of smells do you like?

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 No.33123

File: 624e93f7dc43a2e⋯.jpg (160.33 KB, 999x1249, 999:1249, official_laneya_grace_2020….jpg)

>>33083

Normal smells I guess.

I'm more about the sense of touch, and the intimacy.

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 No.33127

>>33123

Protip: women love it when you rub a hand across their body. But I guess you already know that.

Cold room temperature is nice when you're with someone because you naturally cuddle together for warmth. Also, going under the covers and burying your cold face in a warm vag feels amazing.

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 No.33518

File: dcaba8a3a134a8f⋯.jpg (139.36 KB, 1034x1293, 1034:1293, 127447837_1031227910679477….jpg)

>>33127

>Cold room temperature is nice when you're with someone because you naturally cuddle together for warmth

Truly diabolical. lol

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 No.33519

File: 88b05f5f4d7162c⋯.jpg (134.81 KB, 750x1153, 750:1153, weeb_lord_chris_rock.jpg)

>>33080

>I don't get it

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 No.33534

>>33518

But if they want to cuddle up to me, then why would it be bad of me to refuse them? :3

Mwahaha! A/C on full blast! Stay in bed with me! Cuddle with me forever! >:3

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 No.33538

File: 4b973e3aa6c6c6a⋯.jpg (114.63 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, sexist_air_conditioning.jpg)

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 No.33541

>>33538

If they're cold, they should just cuddle up with the men. Problem solved! :D

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 No.33546

File: 631151513a4b8e9⋯.jpg (240.48 KB, 1440x1800, 4:5, 108099808_648109732465712_….jpg)

>>33541

exactly!

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 No.33550

File: d3dfe2b1825a4c2⋯.jpg (359.37 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 1402041626632.jpg)

>>33541

Or they could cuddle with other cute girls who are also cold?

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 No.33558

>>33546

>>33550

Reminds me of how a female assassin kept a male assassin's body warm and felt degraded by it in the anime/manga Berserk.

This is the opposite scenario. Women feel cold and can use men to warm them. However, men aren't likely to take it personally if they are forced to keep women warm.

Offices are cold in general and there are plenty of warm clothes that women can wear. Like pantyhose and sweaters. Making the accusation that it's sexist is sexist in itself since women aren't forced to show cleavage and legs, just as men may wish to show more of their skin.

It would be more logically sound of them to argue that they should be able to wear the same attire as men, but they don't want that. As usual, feminists fight to have their cake and eat it too.

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 No.33574

>>31742

sniff her feet

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