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File: 15defe40080ef45⋯.jpg (57.59 KB, 750x647, 750:647, 1607920829806.jpg)

 No.28013

Make sure you get the vaccine, you pussies.

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 No.28014

File: 45647d1cc283e3c⋯.jpg (99.98 KB, 966x1024, 483:512, 1607917203088m.jpg)

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 No.28029

File: 1d51850ae0a57d0⋯.jpg (265.53 KB, 628x776, 157:194, pfizervaccinefingerus.jpg)

File: abc27362e6eceba⋯.png (313.86 KB, 557x328, 557:328, vaxxedsmile.png)

File: f2fa73cc6c70fad⋯.jpg (144.2 KB, 673x780, 673:780, vaxxmask.jpg)

File: 1e7f2d307134106⋯.png (147.15 KB, 1080x1174, 540:587, vaxxpartner.png)

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 No.28079

File: e9635370a9477c9⋯.jpg (12.21 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)

What the fuck ?

Is this what Vaccine cause ? Why I never saw this in the news media ?

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 No.28081

>>28079

I don't know why this guy keeps using those photos but the girl is a stroke victim from a few years back.

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 No.28084

File: b17ccb854efef59⋯.jpg (30.59 KB, 371x292, 371:292, 2wa24_jpeg.jpg)

>>28079

It's a rare side effect from the COVID vaccine called Bell's Palsy. Your facial muscles are paralyzed for a few weeks.

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 No.28089

>>28081

so it's fake ?

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 No.28091

>>28089

It's not because of the vaccine.

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 No.28092

File: dd9effce981bcd9⋯.png (1.01 MB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20201223_235125.png)

>>28089

Referencing material

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 No.28093

Dont think about that, just take the vaccine you stupid goy. You will have to take these vaccines every few months goy, so you better get used to it.

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 No.28094

>>28093

It's just odd someone would use bells palsy not caused by the vaccine to make a point.

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 No.28096

>>28094

The people in the picture supposedly didnt get it from the vaccine, but there are at least 13 people that got the same condition in the first week. And thats just the official number. Thats only what got out and couldnt deny. After they doctored the virus numbers and overblown it, dont you think that the real number might be even higher? Go ahead take it tho. You will be a good goy and be allowed to get on the bus

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 No.28098

>>28096

After a run in with synthetic kryptonite and energy based active denial weapons I'm not keen on a vaccine being pushed by a dishonest media.

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 No.28099

>>28098

I wouldn't have been into the conspiracy part of things if I didn't get disfigured by something that supposedly only exists in comic books.

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 No.28101

File: 6f87ab8f951957a⋯.jpg (2.25 KB, 131x200, 131:200, 1608711930242.jpg)

>>28099

This was posted ironically.

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 No.28103

File: 1fcb31c7fcaa9f7⋯.jpg (55.29 KB, 303x303, 1:1, 20201224_020912.jpg)

>>28099

You know they call lithium kryptonite in prisons. Lithium is far from the most intelligence-reducing substance used in "psychiatry", but it's called that because it's also a metal, and it does calm people down.

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 No.28104

>>28103

It's probably because it's biologically available as a similar salt to sodium and less reactive.

The type of kryptonite I'm talking about gets into the brain and emits radiation to hijack it's function. It intelligently disables even my most mundane powers.

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 No.28105

File: 3c97a929765f5f8⋯.png (152.08 KB, 850x850, 1:1, ypr6j.png)

>>28104

You sure know your salts.

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 No.28106

File: 05e92bbf76efb87⋯.jpg (4.81 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, AOKKt3s4s_7soA0HbC_oBmJyqp….jpg)

Not even joking. Those long tentacle like objects are radiation emitting prongs that actively react to your body's proximity by moving around.

Apparently it's harmless to most humans... But for me it's a different story.

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 No.28107

File: b518a7bbe0a7f0f⋯.jpg (4.63 MB, 4000x3000, 4:3, AIx7pKgK3h1LSV0O2asxhPeov4….jpg)

>>28106

It's a type of self assembling nanotechnology capable of creating radiation from a wide spectrum.

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 No.28108

File: c887d6184054ccb⋯.jpg (6.16 KB, 277x182, 277:182, 1608799947999.jpg)

Of course the joke in this is that it looks like cryptococcus. Cryptococcus utilized radiation by creating unique protein crystals which would be called "crypto-nite".

This is some odd joke really. Actual green kryptonite you see in the movies is very expensive to create. Pure kryptonite is silver.

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 No.28109

File: 50ad92c5477ee7a⋯.png (608.82 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20201224_005554.png)

>>28107

Ahem.

Picture for comparison.

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 No.28110

Covid vaccinations are for idiots.

>>28014

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 No.28470

File: e1ebd6267068f91⋯.png (245.88 KB, 421x240, 421:240, 1607969657418.png)

Just take it.

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 No.28472

>>28470

There's billions of images. Why repost this?

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