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 No.27792[Last 50 Posts]

DAMN IT ALL IM GONNA COOM AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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 No.27809

Meanwhile cellphones are being engineered to emit light to be purposefully addictive to the eye.

I'll find out who did this and bring them to justice.

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 No.27819

>>27809

Just put reading mode on and the blue light wont give you migraines

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 No.27839

so you still don't really even see her pussy? ah well

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 No.27843

>>27819

It looks like an intentional decision too. Maybe she's not comfortable with it. I've known some chicks who think their vaginas look weird because all they're exposed to is the little bitch slits they see in porn where there is barely a clitoris or folds at all

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 No.27844

>>27839

at least you got to see her cuck boyfriends taint, unless thats actually someone else and hes still behind the camera which wouldn't be surprising.

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 No.27845

>>27844

Its just porn. Life is better if you stop looking for minute ways to get pissed off

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 No.27846

>>27843

most girls are self conscious about their pussy i've noticed

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 No.27848

>>27846

Its not exactly the most appealing sexual organ regardless of your preferences. Tits turned out to be the more effective form of sexual dimorphism and the vagina is pretty much function over form.

Unlike dick which had to be appealing at a transcendent level for all of humanity

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 No.27849

>>27848

You only say that because razors and makeup can't make their blown out vaginas into an imitation of its prepubescent form like they do with their hairy legs or rapidly aging face that they're also self conscious of.

Or you could be saying that because you're a faggot and considering you think dicks have a "transcendent level of appeal" thats probably more likely.

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 No.27850

stfu, retarded zoomer

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 No.27851

>>27819

Have you actually confirmed this by using a crystal that blocks blue light?

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 No.27852

>>27851

>Crystal

Phones generate blue light. Use a reading mode to minimize the amount of blue light they give. It replaces it with more orange light thats a lot easier on the eyes

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 No.27853

>>27849

Am I to believe you only ever watch Lesbian porn because you're disgusted by the very sight of a penis?

I doubt it, there are few people like that. You've probably fooled yourself into thinking it was "self inserting" as if you can actually do that and you're not just watching a film to get off. You like the sight of a penis over a vagina, you even make excuses because you lack critical information on how vaginas work. Here's a hint: deformation is not due to frequency of sex. It's an organ that specifically evolved to withstand a large body mass pressing against, the force of a fully grown horny retard, you goddamn idiot, of course its not gonna deform due to sex.

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 No.27854

>>27853

Not to mention it has to pop out babies with heads much larger than your pencil dick.

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 No.27855

Yea blue and orange frequencies are pretty close together. This needs more research.

Although most of the colors on your phone are not blue in appearance, they are using the same frequency and are blocked by blue blocking crystals.

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 No.27856

>>27855

I guess I should express this in another way. What appears to be one color may not infact be that color. It'll still be filtered by blue.

This has yet to be confirmed by the changes of reading mode. It may have been developed.out of ignorance of the original intentions of the blue light. Receiving complains about the stress of blue light may have led to the re engineering of the product while those who made the original blue light had to remain quiet about the technologies true intention.

This is obviously speculation but we're going to find out.

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 No.27857

>>27856

There's obviously a reason cell phones have a hugely dispositional amount of blue radiation versus most models of the television. Most importantly there can only be a handful of people who know this and are responsible.

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 No.27858

File: 71e6cc0c644ddf4⋯.jpg (232.84 KB, 1333x2048, 1333:2048, 1608709968487.jpg)

The time for truth will be soon anon.

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 No.27859

Cant deal with this larpy schizo shit just take the eye strain and move on

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 No.27860

I'm open to alternative explanations to obsessive staring at the phone and swiping if anyone has one.

This behavior is equivalent to the stimulatory behavior in cats when exposed to stimulants.

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 No.27862

>>27853

The only kind of porn I collect is lolicon and theres not a single male or dick in the thousands of images I've saved because I don't like the idea of training my brain into cuckoldry by masturbating to other people fucking. And yes constant friction will cause skin cells to multiply thats why you don't see any virgins with an arby's sandwich between their legs. Even men who get circumcised can apply constant friction to whats left of their foreskin on a daily basis to grow it back again.

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 No.27863

File: f8e70bcb4efb65a⋯.jpg (15.24 KB, 431x360, 431:360, 1608710324421.jpg)

>>27859

Superman is the definition of schizo.

schizo- a combining form meaning “split,” used in the formation of compound words: schizogenetic

schizophrenia (n.) 1912, from Modern Latin, literally "a splitting of the mind," from German Schizophrenie, coined in 1910 by Swiss

Hate to break it to you.

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 No.27864

>>27863

Schizophrenia isn't DID, which Superman would definitely have if anyone who tackled his character in a comic had the balls to make Superman a character and not a messiah figure sad that he can't be messiah-er

https://youtu.be/PRGV4FEQFf4

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 No.27865

File: 8e348251c419fb2⋯.jpg (26.13 KB, 589x800, 589:800, 1608710547964.jpg)

Maybe you'll understand what schizophrenia actually means anon

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 No.27866

File: 0daf4eb3ed7c9a1⋯.png (403.19 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20201223_000518.png)

>>27865

Let's look at part 2 of the definition of schizo.

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 No.27867

>>27866

The unfortunate part to this is that my powers aren't easy to disprove. Their recognition is completely dependent on someone's denial.

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 No.27868

File: ef922b6ab019cff⋯.png (960.62 KB, 1440x2560, 9:16, Screenshot_20201223_001300.png)

>>27866

Look these boots are only 29.99

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 No.27869

File: e8aeec854ec1fb2⋯.jpg (45.3 KB, 500x967, 500:967, 1608711461527.jpg)

Do you understand?

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 No.27870

>>27866

You've demonstrated having delusions, disorganized speech, and strange behavior just in the last 3 of your posts in this thread. Anyone looking at one of your own threads where you respond to yourself over and over again for dozens if not hundreds of posts would come to the conclusion that you're schizophrenic just based on the criteria you cited yourself.

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 No.27871

>>27870

Unfortunately there are no delusions. There is no disorganized speech.

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 No.27872

>>27869

>>27868

These were over the top.

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 No.27874

>>27871

I guess if we're going to let the trannies decide for themselves that they aren't delusional we might as well let the schizophrenics do it too.

Now the real question is when will I be forced to acknowledge the powers you think you have are real or else I'm a schizophobic bigot that will go to jail for a hate crime?

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 No.27875

>>27874

I'm sure you understand that the existence of a super hero with an alter ego is made impossible by schizophrenia.

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 No.27876

File: 8430fb1eb35051c⋯.jpg (48.39 KB, 704x704, 1:1, 1608011300175.jpg)

Seriously though. I've outright revealed my x-ray vision to people and their only response was "I don't believe in x-ray vision, sorry".

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 No.27878

don't think that just because you have x-ray vision that you are immune to the effects of the blue light. not even superman's brainwaves are immune from this level of hacking.

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 No.27882

>>27792

The shot of her riding is actually kind of hot. I expected all this to amount to absolutely nothing.

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 No.27883

File: 71ef088fb282297⋯.jpg (100.74 KB, 1024x904, 128:113, 71ef088fb282297b8e0038c91f….jpg)

>>27792

What is the appeal here? She makes "cute" faces and lets out a lot of fake moans as this schlob pokes her with his dick.

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 No.27884

>>27792

could the elves travis her?

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 No.27901

>>27792

she looks directly into the camera

it reminds me of mumkeys' sextape

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 No.27908

File: abc14c27bf96d4a⋯.jpg (48.94 KB, 480x540, 8:9, 0rkbr_jpeg.jpg)

>>27878

You know phones and computers have "blue light filters" and "night modes" now, right?

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 No.27914

>>27908

Night mode should really be rebranded into "save your eyeballs" mode because its preventing eye strain, not curing it after you already got it.

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 No.27916

She looks like a fucking hamster

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 No.27917

>>27916

Isn't Riley Reid one of the most popular pornstars of all time for that exact reason?

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 No.27920

File: ab4e2f79462c2ba⋯.jpg (593.65 KB, 2320x3088, 145:193, 6t72l4ycbcd41.jpg)

STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU

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 No.27925

File: 13e856eb46b4537⋯.gif (10.97 KB, 88x89, 88:89, c3ffb.gif)

>>27914

Yes. Blue light causes damage, red light can reverse some damage (red light therapy).

Although most monitors have soft blue filters, people should buy monitors with hard (physical) blue filters and couple them together. The only small monitor I found with a physical filter was called UPERFECT. It doesn't cause glare like a phone screen without night mode, even if there's no blue blocking activated.

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 No.27931

>>27875

Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

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 No.27932

>>27920

Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

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 No.27947

>>27792

i've never been so disappointed. i was expecting to coom all christmas weekend over her pr0nz, but this shit is less than mediocre on it's best day. she'll get better over time, i am sure. she needs to do a foursome with Purple Bitch, Sia Siberia, and Mia Meow.

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 No.27948

File: 6efd0da1f06787e⋯.jpg (29.14 KB, 640x426, 320:213, 05wgv_jpeg.jpg)

>>27947

Why would you expect anything from Bimbo Delfino in the first place? Do you even talk to any real women? Shit taste, buying the hype, or being so sheltered that you think she's hot.

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 No.27949

how did a OF leak turn into an argument about how believing in blue light damage is schizo wtf

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 No.27950

File: 4b09f6fc553931e⋯.png (712.62 KB, 899x618, 899:618, feetmokoo.png)

>>27949

Blue light damaged their eyesight to the extent that they think Belle is hot.

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 No.28008

File: ea6050b76ded636⋯.png (218.12 KB, 474x632, 3:4, 9585756730928657.png)

if they refuse to wear protective eye glasses with the appropriate filters to avoid getting mind cucked by the blue light then there is nothing that can be done to help them.

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 No.28030

>>27949

Believing that Blue light is a mind control device is pretty schizo

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 No.28048

>>27950

Blue light is nothing compared to the brain damage you get from exposure to Japanese cartoons, fren. That shit will fuck you up real good.

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 No.28049

Just picture Keir Dullea saying, "My God! It's full of bugs!"

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 No.28051

holy shit this is awkward

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 No.28053

>>28051

Then why are you hard as a diamond?

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 No.28054

>>28030

You should probably think of it more like a drug. Can drugs be addictive? Yes. Is that controlling your mind? Yes. Is it subverting your better judgement? Yes.

Were not talking about reprogramming the mind here. Were talking about something much simpler.

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 No.28055

>>28054

Its not a drug, it doesnt have any inherent addictive qualities, its a light from LED screens that causes eye strains. Overthinking it isnt really helpful.

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 No.28061

>>28055

I said it's like a drug. It stimulates the optic nerve because of it's high energy and small wavelength.

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 No.28063

File: 4bc076f9b6cf99f⋯.gif (487.79 KB, 460x336, 115:84, Carl_Sagan.gif)

>>28061

>I said it's like a drug.

Get down on your knees and stimulate my dick with your high energy and small hands, retard.

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 No.28064

>>28063

Someone who can't understand english probably shouldn't be calling people retards.

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 No.28466

File: 21e4d40ca80d892⋯.gif (901.02 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 87654.gif)

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