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File: 4f3b3babe42d5a2⋯.jpg (25.98 KB, 650x472, 325:236, 1608192923_0.jpg)

 No.26822

Hey Faggots,

My name is Banano, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

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 No.26826

thank you for this

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 No.26856

File: 6de32e9abeb5b9a⋯.jpeg (76.74 KB, 301x439, 301:439, 121B687B_CD31_41E5_A45D_7….jpeg)

>>26822

Autocorrect ruined this. His name is actually Brennan.

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 No.26863

>>26826

Thanks Lori.

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 No.26865

>>26856

*John Callahan.

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 No.26866

>>26865

This would actually be more fitting because the original pasta was John and John Callahan created the naked banano meme.

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 No.26867

File: d3d988da60acddb⋯.jpeg (63.54 KB, 680x380, 34:19, 6A8D10B4_2FE5_42C1_80C3_4….jpeg)

>>26866

Is that right?

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 No.26922

File: 1fd439e6d441c31⋯.webm (1.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, nickelback_i_really_like_….webm)

>>26822

>Hey Faggots, My name is Banano

Not gonna lie, OP, I laughed

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