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File: 6c3273b0911aa45⋯.jpg (10.19 KB, 212x238, 106:119, 1599699126134.jpg)

 No.26487

guys i think i'm sick. i might have the coronavirus.

i guess ill die a virgin. RIP

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 No.26489

File: 02a4040c23a589d⋯.jpg (15.35 KB, 480x270, 16:9, cbr6j_jpeg.jpg)

It could be the flu you know.

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 No.26492

File: 94c48b6721cfd01⋯.png (75.85 KB, 255x254, 255:254, 643925278116.png)

>i guess i'll die a virgin

odds are you will be cursed with a long life, anon

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 No.26498

File: 664c2c582318845⋯.jpeg (49.67 KB, 460x557, 460:557, 1462571039249.jpeg)

>>26487

Would you rather die a virgin, or fuck a qt trap's boipussy?

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 No.26513

>>26498

and poor sméagol is fucked out of his precious ring

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 No.26514

>>26487

Go hire a prostitute that way God will not laugh at you for being a virgin and also you do something honorable for taking a skank out of existence with you….

C'mon, you can't take the money with you!

Also corolla is a hoax and cant kill me you unless you believe in it, go to disneyland, anon.

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 No.26516

File: ba740965a6ca0dc⋯.jpg (187.85 KB, 870x758, 435:379, 7ik36_jpeg.jpg)

>>26514

The prostitute will take his temperature...

His RECTAL temperature!

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