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File: 28005743948971b⋯.png (598.56 KB, 580x998, 290:499, 1467969904111.png)

 No.25628

I wanna cum into Astolfo's sneakers.

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 No.25637

no

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 No.25639

I’ve heard of an anon who came into a girl’s ballet shoes and she commented that they were sticky. I dunno, are they so clueless they would think they’re sticky for no reason?

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 No.25688

>>25628

imagine the smell

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 No.25693

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 No.25714

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 No.25876

lol

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 No.25879

Imagine living inside her sneakers.

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 No.26136

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 No.26140

>>25639

I've come to the conclusion that people who do that are actually mentally ill, not even the worst incel would do something so shameless as cumming in peoples stuff without having several screws loose

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 No.26182

>>26140

this

reality eludes ppl on these fucking sites mygod they do not count as human lmao

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 No.26187

File: bcffc29799ddb92⋯.jpg (61.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, jc8oi_jpeg.jpg)

>>26136

It must be so stinky in there. I'd be intoxicated by her foot stench 24/7. I'd enjoy the sensation of being crushed under her foot and it'd be so nice and warm in there too.

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 No.26429

>>26187 this

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 No.26812

me too

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 No.26813

>>26140

one time my sisters friend asked me to make her a sandwich and i rubbed my dick on the bread, is this incel shit?

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 No.26820

>>25628

You can’t. Because it’s a cartoon.

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 No.26854

File: d9ffd642eb68788⋯.png (92.96 KB, 300x200, 3:2, 2773820F_B2B2_45D3_A101_96….png)

>>26813

Making a sammich for your sweet little sister’s friend? Yeah. She ate that sammich then went with your sister to suck on Chad’s baget.

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 No.26871

>>26813

That is beyond incel shit. Disgusting.

And if they can't taste the dick on the sandwich, they aren't even experienced enough to understand whats going on and call the cops on you.

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 No.26873

File: a43a5326acb01d8⋯.gif (139.27 KB, 500x275, 20:11, BFEC174C_A24B_4B68_B6E9_C9….gif)

>>26871

Do you think they would be experienced enough to discern the taste of cock on a baloney sammich?

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 No.26875

>>26873

If you sucked a dick before you can tell when something tastes like dick. Its a very sweaty/pungent organ no matter what you do

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 No.26877

File: 2b7c0533dbf00e0⋯.png (17.4 KB, 100x100, 1:1, 4AAE659F_FFDD_4ABB_AECC_EA….png)

>>26875

Oh, so you’ve sucked dick before, have you?

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 No.26879

>>26877

Yes.

And no its not a story, not every sexual act is a Greentext story

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 No.26882

File: 248ee8037ef5489⋯.jpeg (30.68 KB, 306x400, 153:200, B12B4837_38DD_46B1_A640_7….jpeg)

>>26879

Snatch is way more pungent than cock though. Hands down.

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 No.26979

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