No.24870
I like doing sexual things with snails, I put them on my junk.
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No.24873
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No.24902
You know snails carry germs that cause meningitis, right?
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No.25054
>>24902
I don't put them in my mouth, and I brush my teeth twice daily anyway so I'm not worried about that.
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No.25065
>>25054
If the skin on your penis doesn't react badly to it, that means you're probably good.
How long do you keep them on and do you wash your cock afterward?
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No.25078
For G-d's sake I hope OP is just v a crazy story here, and not actually lewding snails and slugs.
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No.25079
>>25065
My bait didn't work, I was hoping someone would think I mistook gingivitis for meningitis. Not OP btw.
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No.25082
>>25078
Women are too high-maintainance. Imagine getting a woman pregnant, vs OP getting a snailgirl pregnant. Cute little shelldwellers vs little bastards that cost you child support that have the potential to make you end your own life.
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No.25107
>>25082
snails have no gender
>>25065
yes, I wash it, I keep them untill I'm bored.
>>24902
yes
>>25078
I am
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No.25129
>>25107
I want to be a snail. Pics?
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No.25299
>>25129
I have a lot of pictures of snails
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No.25305
>>25054
>>25079
had a laff after the fact. this board is so slow now, u got to be patient with that sort of thing
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No.25322
>>25299
No, of a snail on your cock. Please.
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No.25361
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