No.17306
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
SO I'M SITTING THERE WATCHING MISS PIGGYS SHAKE HER BIG MEATY TITS AND SMOKING A CIGAR THE SIZE OF MY PECKER WHEN THIS FUZZY RED NIGGER ELMO COMES UP TO ME SCREAMING SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW THAT FISH BITCH OF HIS DOROTYH GOT PREGNANT AND STARTED EATING HER BABIES OR SOME NIGGERDLY SHIT LIKE THAT. WELL KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG DOESN'T TAKE THAT TYPE OF SHIT SO I CHOKE SLAMMED HIM ONTO A TRAMPOLINE AND HE LANDED ON SOME VELCRO I PUT ON MY WALL TO CATCH SOME MOTHERFUCKING MUPPET FLIES (SHIT IS GOOD.) AND HE STARTS SCREAMING EVEN MORE BECAUSE HIS FUZZY RED PECKER GOT STUCK AND I RIPPED OUT ALL HIS HAIR WHEN I PULLED HIM OFF MY WALL. NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT PUBES ALL OVER MY WALL. SHIT.
NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AFTER WATCHING GLAZED HAM TITS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT. BUT KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG FUCKING HATES STAIRS. SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND FARTED OUT SOME BIG WATERY DIARRHEA AND SOME BLOOD CAME OUT AND IT HURT LIKE FUCK. THEN THIS GREEN ASSHOLE FUCKING POPS UP AND HES COVERED IN SLIMY GREEN FROG SHIT AND HE STARTS SCREAMING FOR BIG BIRD AND THE BIG FUCKER FLIES IN WITH HIS BLANKET TELLING HIM TO CALM DOWN.
WELL SINCE I HAD BLOOD LEAKING OUT MY ASS I NEEDED TO WIPE SO I USED THIS BLANKET BIG BIRD FOUND BUT HE GOT ALL PISSED SO I SMACKED HIM IN HIS BIG FEATHERY BALLS. JUST THEN MISS PIGGY CAME OUT AND I WAS SO PISSED THAT SHE WASN'T IN THE KITCHEN SHAKING HER HAMMY HOOTERS I RIPPED OF HER BIG PEPPERONI NIPPLES AND THREW THEM NEXT TO BIG BIRD. THAT BASTARD MUST'VE BEEN TRIPPING FUZZY MUPPET BALLS BECAUSE HE KEPT SCREAMING THAT SNUFFY HAS A NIPPLE IN HIS EYE. THEN I WENT HOME AND JERKED MY BIG GREEN WEINER UNTIL I CAME LINT ALL OVER SOME PASSED OUT BLUE NIGGER NAMED GROVER THEN WENT TO FUCKING SLEEP.
I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
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