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 No.17183

How do i start impressing older women

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 No.17184

Be rich

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 No.17187

Be nice to their kids.

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 No.17194

Deliver pizza

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 No.17203

>>17183

have a penis

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 No.17206

>>17203

but I already have a penis

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 No.17207

>>17206

Grow another one, bucko. It's right there in the book!

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 No.17210

>>17206

they are impressed. show them some attention and then say goodbye. bam

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 No.17363

>>17183

You don't and you never will.

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 No.17364

First gotta know the game, they are a day game and they are normally at stores, yoga class, spa, malls, walking, community events, and specifically in middle to upper middle class areas.

Now you start conversation based on their activity and a noticeable trait. such as complimenting them on their hard work at the cardio machine or ask about cooking at the store.

Always look at their hand to see if they are married. Besides that they respect honesty and maturity. So don't act as a kid and give them honest if a bit erotic compliments. This makes sure the woman knows you want her, she will try to use the age card, this is a trap card to test you. Reply with a subtle rebuttal like " I bet a lot of men come asking for you even still." this undermines her age card and boosts her confidence in you.

Older women are less likely to want to get married or have a long term relationship so don't take it hard if you get dumped. Look a for bitchy , self entitled, and clingy women.

Hope that helps and keep us updated.

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 No.17373

>>17364

honestly i just want a really hot milf to pump, married or not.

last summer i have seen this 50-60 year old woman, she had a 20 year old slender body and cute face. she aged really well and was flirting with me, but her husband was around so i didnt get to fuck her. it was the cockblock of the year, she tried to make excuses, but he always made sure his wife never stay alone with anyone but him on their vacation.

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>>17373

sounds like a smart guy, and you sound like a faggot

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 No.17394

>>17379

have her number tho so i will probably get it one day. theres nothing wrong with fucking another mans wife. he probably cant even get it up anymore tbh.

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 No.17545

>>17394

If you want a milf to fuck try Facebook as it has the biggest older user base. You can also search your area to milf users on it. Besides that go visit spas, malls, community events and grocery stores.

Keep us updated though.

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 No.17694

>>17394

I don't give a shit if her old cunt ever feels any kind of stimulation ever again, if you live by civilization, and don't respect the rules of said civilization, it isn't going to go on to make your life possible anymore, so we should just cut out the part where you get to live, because you shouldn't be alive anyway

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 No.17697

>>17183

Like any other gril. Just wave to her, smile, and then expose your penis.

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 No.17822

>>17183

confidence, success, effort

currently in mid-30s and dating is a breeze. older gals have less market value and are forced to be a bit more forward and/or desperate. Just dont be a forward and desperate dude, have your shit generally together (hygiene, basic fashion, job, clean home/apt, car, basic ass shit) and they'll legit approach you

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 No.17827

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>>17373

>>17373

>have seen this 50-60 year old woman Granny love is a thing.

>she had a 20 year old slender body and cute face' Wet dream? You almost got me before, here you blew it.

>she aged really well But she's still old, just saying. Atl elast you two cannot procreate anymore.

Yeah, Forrest... Wait 'till you opened the box.

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 No.17832

>>17822

what is considered good fashion?

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