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File: 8df6719f1c92980⋯.png (3.51 MB, 2000x2640, 25:33, colt_finished.png)

 No.12640

i am taking boyfriend applications.

to date me, you must be white or from a spanish speaking culture. age 21-35. Christian preferred.

include in your application: your opinion of japan, your opinion on the 2nd amendment, your opinion on vaccines, and a picture of your fursona. FURRIES ONLY! I don't care about what you look like IRL. i will also not associate with people who eat cows.

note that you will also be dating my tulpa named Eerie, and possibly a new tulpa in the future that I'm currently working on.

Do not apply if you are too scared to meet me IRL within a year of us chatting online.

details about me:

i am mixed white and 24 years old. I have recently awoken to Jesus, and to the fact that everything that appears on TV is fake as a rule. I prefer fantasy to reality almost always, but that still doesn't change the quintessential truth that real friendships and family are the only things that hold any value.

I believe that monogamy is the only way. please do not be perturbed by the fact that you will also be finding yourself dating two tulpas long with me. Me, and many members of the tulpa community, do not believe that in-system dating counts. it just doesn't count, it's different. I would never pursue a relationship in the material world with anyone but you, my one true love.

I am a writer and I am writing several screenplays about adventures that me and my tulpa Eerie go on in the astral. they are action-adventure stories inspired by Mad Max and kung fu. I also play Rainbow Six Siege several hours a week, and I have seen over 1,000 movies.

Send your application to me on Discord. Garrett#3019

I also have a Youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdzlsWW0XlWCVYi93b3Pltg

If you for whatever reason refuse to use Discord, do not apply.

Attached is a picture of one of my fursonas. I have several but this is the one I've been using in the astral and identifying with the most lately.

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 No.12642

Jesus was a furry.

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 No.12643

>>12642

that's true. he was also a pescetarian, just like me.

i want to really reiterate again that if you eat cows, i want nothing to do with you. other animals, it's whatveer. i eat other animals sometimes. you don't have to be 100% on it all the time to be on a diet.

but cows hold a special place in my heart and i won't speak to someone who eats them at any time.

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 No.12647

File: 4f4891992c14cb7⋯.jpg (730.92 KB, 1454x798, 727:399, 1594917232503.jpg)

>>12640

>>12642

>>12643

Fags and Furrys burn so sayeth the Lord Jesus Christ.

All foulness will be purged by the hand of God, wiped clean.

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 No.12648

>>12647

God bless you.

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 No.12649

>>12640

I realize i made a kind of important typo here.

>I believe that monogamy is the only way. please do not be perturbed by the fact that you will also be finding yourself dating two tulpas along with me.

here is the correct text.

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 No.12662

Post your butthole.

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 No.12665

File: 97e35858e316786⋯.png (5.38 MB, 3000x3000, 1:1, Monster.png)

File: 610b0fefc55230c⋯.png (5.77 MB, 3000x3000, 1:1, Monster_2.png)

>>12662

i don't have any pornographic images of any of my fursonas. But I did commission these two of my tulpa, Eerie, and his genitals.

I think that Eerie is the most attractive man to ever live, and ideally, my IRL husband would find Eerie extremely handsome, too.

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 No.12668

File: 957fa9b48aec0cf⋯.jpg (48.26 KB, 500x599, 500:599, 1600647065126.jpg)

>>12662

>>12665

>confirms he dose not even have a good butthole to show

No one will every love you OP.

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 No.12669

>>12668

i'm not trans, but i wouldn't mind dating an MtF. i'm gay and am only attracted to biological male brains though, so a FtM wouldn't work out.

it's probably true i'll never find love, but many people don't even try. i think i should at least try or else people won't even know i exist. God bless you.

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 No.12670

File: 49d7513d5376801⋯.jpg (20.86 KB, 489x355, 489:355, 9f02114e67c973fca55a089928….jpg)

>>12669

>wont show butthole

>not even willing to become the girlfriend

No one needs to know you exist because you have nothing of value to offer.

You have forsaken God for being a fag, only hell awaits you now.

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 No.12695

File: ff90f7481362b02⋯.jpg (39.54 KB, 590x330, 59:33, Cfe6e85422d0c1ff131ec4c9b8….jpg)

>>12670

>go to hell because he is not show butthole.

Now go fuck yourself you low class scum

you are nothing but a goon that web owner hire to make drama and boost pph.

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 No.12699

File: 91b15bed9e1a906⋯.jpg (28.57 KB, 500x308, 125:77, 4df7f5144fb3525839ee2d0f97….jpg)

>>12695

>showing asshole is the same as being gay

Naked men and fornication are two different things. But a fag protector like yourself would not understand this.

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 No.12700

File: 79252fef0f3821d⋯.jpg (14.05 KB, 300x225, 4:3, Pdvd_017.jpg)

>>12699

Where dose I said showing asshole is the same as being gay ? where ?

are you moron ?

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 No.12701

Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I would fuck you if you looked like her..... 😳

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 No.12733

Im not going to discord but i do like lists about myself so

>Im white, green eyes brown hair

>23

>Im 5'9

>a type of Christian, circumcised so hard to not be

>the nips? Fine, would date a rich Korean girl, that valued race of course, thier language is a fucked tho

>too many guns in the cycle for any form of gun control in the US

>your kid is retard because of mutation build up due to the Industrial Revolution. The genes of your kids have more consequence for them then any thing that could be put into them

>i mean i jerk it to the cartoon porn, and if i could make them look like the cartoons in real life, then im going for it, but having a fursona is gay

>i guess i have this bag of hamburgers to myself then

Pls r8

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 No.12735

>>12733

God bless you.

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 No.12740

you sound like a faggot sperg LMAO

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 No.12742

>>12740

I was diagnosed schizoid personality disorder and OCD.

God bless you.

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 No.12772

File: a4e351a8d55e680⋯.png (748.2 KB, 1224x1632, 3:4, Taemoo4.png)

im going on vacation and will be gone for a week. please don't withdraw your friend requests, just wait for me to get back, ok?

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 No.12800

A thrilling saga. Let me know how it turns out

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