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>>118114 (OP)

You've got a small penis

You're terrified of women because you're terrified of them finding out about your tiny penis

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

BECAUSE YOU ARE AFRAID OF WOMEN

>>118114 (OP)

when I was 15 I lost my virginity to Lori McClendon

A day or two after turning 16 years old, I started dating a registered nurse in Atlanta named Joy

Joy and I lived together as man and wife for 4 years, until I was 20 years old.

I had a job as a strip club DJ, so after Joy and I broke up, I started fucking all the strippers, all the way waitresses, even the female bartenders.

I was fucking every woman that walked in the door, including all of the normal women that came in looking for a job as a stripper.

by the time I turned 25 years old, I had already fucked well over 700 women

(that is absolutely 100% true!!)

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE BEFORE

HOW OLD ARE YOU, LITTLE BOY?

YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE

YOU ARE ANGRY BECAUSE WOMEN CONTROL YOU

WOMEN HAVE PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE

WOMEN DECIDED YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF SEX WITH THEM

OF COURSE YOU'RE ANGRY, LITTLE BOY

everybody expects you to be angry

You're so predictable

>>118114 (OP)

WHY YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA IN REAL LIFE BEFORE :

That's the easiest question...

You've never seen a vagina before, because

YOU ARE AFRAID OF GIRLS!!!

of course, you spend your days throwing temper tantrums, pretending like you hate girls, like you're angry at women.

But you're not intimidating at all

YOU ARE AFRAID!!!

YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS

AND YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE

So you are terrified of looking stupid

And you never even try

You never flirt with girls

because you're terrified

YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF THEM LAUGHING AT YOUR TINY LITTLE PENIS

see how easy that was, lonely little boy?

>>118114 (OP)

I'm not gay, but I'm lonely and horny and girls have never liked me so I'm actually getting kind of turned on hoping you might show me your penis and maybe we could jack off together on discord?