"I will make a nigger scream in pain." -Fred Rogers
"You fuckers may have some crazy left behind, but we've got your pussy." -The Clash
"I would have been one of those Democrats that pissed on the fence." -Sarah Palin
"I have nothing but contempt for my own race." -Oprah Winfrey
"I know I am smarter than everyone else, but I don't care." -Ann Coulter
"I will walk the plank for the right faggots." -Tom Petty
"I think a girl's got to be a little bit slutty to stay ahead in this society." -Barack Obama