Hey everybody,
Since President Biden *cough* Deep State *cough* won the election fair and square, I thought of a new way for us to cope copetty cope cope with our tragic heartbreak and despair. 😀
(That almost rhymed. Kek)
We should just ignore cancel culture and bring back humor. Because, unlike tampered mandatory vaccines, laughter is the best medicine. 🙂
I guess we will just have to wait until 2024 when we can have another free and fair election, unlike the election of 2016 where Russia obviously helped President Trump win. They must have spent THOUSANDS of dollars on meddling in our election! 😮 Hillary sold them ONLY 20% of our uranium and really ripped them off, so they obviously don't want HER to be President, duh!
Thank God (and Goddess of course) that the 2020 election was completely error free after 4 years of the horribly corrupt, cunning, and treasonous Trump administration. There is noooo way that the 2020 election could have been corrupted after Trump. So glad Biden won fair and square. 🙂
Yup, even though Trump blew almost a hundred dollars running his campaign in 2016 and relied on just the stupid idea of giving the American people what they actually want, Biden ran a much better campaign by sitting in his basement watching family videos of Hunter Biden and his neice. What a great guy! 😀
Biden was such a perfect candidate that, even with 15% of the vote in the DNC primaries, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders (who never gives up fighting for leadership, by the way), knew that they stood no chance of beating Joe Biden, who is now able to nearly string together three whole coherent sentences before taking a break to think. 😀
I'm thankful that we can trust our independently Facebook verified fact checkers to confirm (without aaaany influence from Mark Zuckerberg) that we can trust voting machines operated by a company called "Dominion". I'm sure they genuinely care about all of us. 😀
So here's to you, President-Elect Biden (wink wink). 🥂 I'm sure China has our best interests at heart, which is why they did everything they could to prevent the spread of coronavirus and warn the world long before it left their airports. I'm so glad we won't have to go to war with China now that they got their way, and you can work out deals of peace for us to have a lasting future. We can't wait for the Great Reset! It must be better than good because it has "great" in its name. 😀
Is AOC single? I was wondering if I could have her sign a consent waiver so I can ask her (or him? Depends on the day of the week) if she/he/it wants to go on a date with me. Not for anything that could lead to a healthy family of course. Family is BAD! Communism is GOOD!
Blessed be the fruit. Under his eye. 😀
I'm so glad we are free. 😀
*puts on mask and follows arrows*