JERRY HALL WEARS FLAT ON THE RED CARPET

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JERRY HALL WEARS FLAT ON THE RED CARPET Anonymous 10/14/20 (Wed) 02:41:39 No.34238

Wadda ya think

Double entrie trigger warning:

Can you make head nor tails?

RE JERRY HALL

be merciful

i love her

Wait till you hear her accent.

And its probably genuine too.

SHE has the accent Madonna wanted.

Madonna placed a hex on Jerry.

So JH married a billionaire media giant with above-th-law type wealth.

And that is how proper A-listers 'cut a bitch'.

Take THAT Miss EverYoung

you support Richie

HA!

PS Camille Paglia had an awkward crush on Madonna but she nailed Madonna (insert entendre here)

"the body of a hooker and the mind of a pimp"

Good one.

If nothing else, NOTICE THE PATTERNS THAT ARE BEGINNING TO FORM IN YOUR HEAD.

YES

they do all know each other

AND they all signal the hell out of themselves

AT EVERY PUBLIC EVENT THAT INVOLVES PHOTOGRAPHERS….

You: oh.. NOW i get it. Huh.

So what you are saying is that Jerry Hall is a blood?

Me:

____________________________

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LORD LUVADUCK in Residence Anonymous 10/14/20 (Wed) 02:48:30 No.34239

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Gaaaahhhh

imagine being so constantly white hot fuckable

wooops

attractive

THEY YOU CAN DATE JERRY LONG PAST HER SHELF DATE,

THEN MARRY HER

THEN HUMILIATE MY GIRL ON THE FRONT PAGES EVEN IN CALCUTTA

BY INSTANTLY CHEATING ON HER AFTER THE WEDDING NIGHT.

AS YA DO.

i have to say this.

All my young life 'omg mick is the best dancer. even tina slept with him'

Then i see him in concert.

Let's just say

Pride would be proud.

and

not sure how hes so successful with the ladies.

At least Keith has the pure stuff

amirite!

And that

is why Mick and I have not conjoined.

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CHLOE IN THE AFTERNOON Anonymous 10/14/20 (Wed) 02:59:31 No.34240

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I will let you dig Chloe Sevigny in the private.

Start with "Bad Bunny"

lol oh so NSFW you wont understand how her rep wasnt ruined.

IM STILL CONFUSED. TRUST ME. ITS WEIRD….

Continue thru Dru Droge.

He might enjoy it

Rim shot.

She said rim shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-q1-8JY6VU&ab_channel=TheOrphans

Chloe, i am sharing you my little pet.

Enjoy!

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