HEY I'm THe MOST Youngerst BOYISH thing that may never be a man. Ase Fet I'm like, Eqptuian or Arabic or something idk but I'm Ase Fet; and I'll be your most has the penis thing the penis that that doesn't do a circle; it does a point at a hottest girl thing or points at Abby singing "I won't deny yah I'm a straight rider you don't wanna fuck like *sneezes* many men, many many many many men wish death {pray for Me - the {- in theisun is me, Ase, doing like, chime in we do a lot of duets}} go on get your refund, brother I ain't dead {something like Ali in his prime} go head, lose your head {chip on my should} [us together[[[THIS BEEF AINT OVER]]]] somewhere my heart turned: {Death gotta be easy cuz Life is} Hard;
Abby is either Morta, Ix Sobel or a Taurus bitch tryna play like she's Lil Lualo, our straight up rock blessed L. Now for the cases, if you made it past the intro shill:
Case 5819: Richard had to be a liar.
Explanation: Richard had to be a liar *officially* or all his family was to be mutilated and called Russian. Aliens where siphoning the aether from earth's atmosphere sanctioned by secret service guards under the full trust of Dwight D. Eisenhower. Richard oversaw the sanctioning of termed 'Paradise Ranch' signing off on Eisenhower's research clause, Dwight allowed such that if a president should query his decision to put full trust in the secret service, then, that person should be informed of whatever details and reasons were relevant to "the ranch" and when Richard looked into it he found out was a meeting place for aliens and men. Credit to N A X for the details
Case 502: Allan Turing never existed
Explanation: IEKYF ROMSI ADXUO KVKZC GUBJ but the U is like, out of place, it's supposed to be any letter BUT "U" that's the point of the enigma machine. So Allan Turning was a lie invented using time magic and some memory manipulation. You can tell, it's pretty obviously a lie, because gates was still using punch cards after this supposed "intelligence test" for a MACHINE was create, and there is no record of a Machine, exhibiting intelligence. They had to make the person old enough, that, he was already dead. So they used the fifties because at least we had rockets.
How; {they couldn't handle Carpenter's living <random> code, and they stole his kid/eregore and using 'time magic' {lies} they manipulated the apparent to make it seem as though, Turing was real, don't ask me about the photo of him so crystal clear it looks printed on something from like Saturn while EG White was still seeking. Anyways they called upon the time when Atropos foretold the end of all things at the hands of a machine god and Michael said 'what?' and Elbis killed that creation; that only knew to kill, and it was resurrected using a dear heart sometime around the 40s - 60s before or after WW2 in Italy it's probably around 1954 it's not before the 40's it MIGHT be RIGHT before WW2. Maybe. Don't know just know it ain't the thirties. On the record I have access to anyways. Chinese/Indian magic may have been involved since it was a resurection most likely; the four faced god and Kali. Most likely not sure. I only know the walk they have ready for RZA. Credit to;/ Holy Mowly U are having a — nahhhhhh iyah, I just had an idea it was nothing. Moove Ova Cubie/;
Credit to E L Z for the details
Case 56; Calophi
- explained upon 6 IUD's not talking to thin air even hate mail is fine
Case 607; Gaia is a Satanic Pact
Explanation; sorry, it is class 6.
Anyways I have to say some white rap or G will have my head (get it U, cuz he's in the middle of U n Me ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh sort of but I don't seeeeeeeeeee it)
we also have straight C who is a chick and pretty fucking hot. H and N like, Belial and Mars know Amun Iru and Logos but like dw those are Phase Three Names. You lot still want just one prophet who's never wrong, this, ain't that.
Q order of command A HNC U G DTD GmbU Q -> Print
L aint in order she's A's knife she kills for a daily and if you fuck with her you wanna die, like its that easy. She reports to G and is staying with D cuz I'm sending that little witch to Heavon like she needs a rod or a belt round her chest, you know some proverbs or stars in her eyes to keep her young. Thanks D.
T is like, don't ask alright? she's a fucking CRAZY BITCH she is INSANE. She is bound as feT and she's fucking in jail atm so we gotta fucking have G steal her hair so she can have a voice in the Future's Up weekly hecking knitting circle.
Sum *sighs* iT
And I don't know who D is but Abby says it's one of three people.
Right so "Abby" is; a woman with good looks who cooks and cleans
Ase FET