Q, your most deplorable leader, has left you.
Trump, the orange one, has failed you.
Brain, the one in you head, has run wild.
You must find the code in the bacon strip of Hondo Unicycle.
There is no spoon only a spork, with dull points. You must win the claw game to get the stuffed Elmo. Elmo holds the unicorn of Elvis. Go now, time has passed since the marshmallow fell on the Sun.
Q has spoken J