/pone/ - My Little Pony★

>>297465 (OP)

I don't know about a movie, but an episode that I have long wanted to see is Diamond Tiara trying really hard to be nice but being frustrated by her spectacularly annoying and idiotic classmates. To make matters worse, all of the other kids know that she has given up bullying which emboldens them to be more openly themselves. Pip starts acting out scenes from Doctor Who with whoever will play with him (of course he tries to get Diamond Tiara to play while she attempts to suppress her disgust). Silver Spoon starts reciting godawful poetry. Snips and Snails spend all day trying to make each other laugh with disgusting acts and bad puns. Truffle Shuffle starts trying to answer all of Cheerilee's questions to the class, but all of his replies are ridiculously wrong. Featherweight keeps taking pictures of her. Alula becomes all mopey and emo.

After a week of trying to be supportive and fighting the urge to start punching kids, Diamond Tiara vents that being good would be so much easier if everyone wasn't so fucking stupid. Discord hears her lament and agrees wholeheartedly. Her imparts to her the secret of being good to annoying ponies, which is to teach them subtle lessons without them knowing that you are directly responsible for their suffering. Then they learn how to not be obnoxious without blaming you for any of it. Together they concoct schemes to get her classmates to tone down their autism. They incite some feminists into starting a letter writing campaign to make the next Doctor a woman thus ruining Pip's Galifrayan fantasy. They publish Silver Spoon's poetry in the Ponyville Gazette. They trick Featherweight into taking humiliating out of context pictures of Snips and Snails simultaneously calling Feathrweight's inclinations into question and making it impossible for Snips and Snails to tell certain disgusting jokes. They set Truffle Shuffle up to take the fall for a mean prank on Cheerilee so that she never calls on him in class again. They get Alula elected to head of the cheerleading squad.

The lesson is: you're only being bad if you get caught.

>>297475

>trixie realises that the kind of power she wants requires hard work to safely use, discord torments NMM after realising she's Luna, the CMC are mostly just along for the ride while shining armor has to work overtime to keep everyone safe.

That would be a nice plot, I like it… but now I found this thread I can't help but start a greentext without the usual boring crew.

(If it becomes boring poetry just halt me)

>intro credits. some kind of 80's film grain, perspective on a street, roads of Ponyville and villages around, buildings, countryside, aerial view over the Everfree forest.

>soundtrack playing : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd0zY_DYxjE

>camera pans on the ponies living their life, gardening, wandering as usual. diving plan on Twilight's empty castle, with its door closing.

>scenes of the mane six leaving ponyville on a train heading to Canterlot with Derpy and a few others, ponies working on the road, fixing the disasters of some previous attack? nope, just the remains of what once used to be Ponyville's library.

>camera zooms out of some pony's home. a family, and goes upper, a room full of vintage, tape computer and a green phosphor terminal, with a gray filly with glasses smashing its mechanical keyboard.

>Billboards announcing some big event in Canterlot, next to a grumpy shopkeeper opening her business on the morning

>close plan on the computer tape winding, fast forward, then stops. Grey filly's picking the reel and put it on her saddlebag, then rushes outside;heading to school.

>camera steadily framing ponies with the sun behind the trees

>Scootaloo on her skateboard trying to go faster than the train going downhill, waving at Rainbowdash, then stops as the train goes its way, finally goes back in town

>some dialogs on a café mentioning some dark creature seen by a few ponies on a region close to Ponyville

>CherryBerry's having a conversation with the ponies, taking notes, doing her job, investigating a case of observations made by a few pegasus lately in the area of Ponyville

>CherryBerry: [ finishes sipping her coffee ] "I should've asked Twilight, she's usually behind this kind of stuff. Thanks Stig"

>SkyStinger: "That's natural ma'am!"

>she leaves a few bits as a tip for the service and leaves the café.

>SilverSpoon is crossing next to her, waves at CherryBerry with a smile and keeps trotting.

>She'd take some time chatting with her but her mind is on something else.

>She's walking close to an old, gray unicorn stallion, observing the streets and the walls of ponyville, silently. She never ever met him.