/pone/ - My Little Pony★

There is this woman at my work who sounds just like apple jack it's very cute, she even says those country-ism, like "the whole kitten cabootle".

>>294874

And how is mudpony going to reach the trigger of that revolver while holding it by the handle with its teeth? Is it going to sprout a half meter long tongue from its nostriles?

And how the fuck is the dumb little shit supposed to aim? And hold on tightly enough to absorb the recoil when shooting?

And even IF it somehow managed to fire that gun, the repeated shocks to its teeth from the recoil would fill its teeth with microfractures within a week.

Trying to fire a gun held in your mouth is one of the most insanely idiotic ways you could ever try to do so. There's a reason you won't find useless mudponies in the Royal guard you stupid mule.

>>294880

Good point.

>>294573

I want Rarity to throw her pee at me while making that condescending yet sultry face and mildly suggestive pose.

Weren't earth ponies suppose to have some sort of affinity for animals and plants?

>>294962

Dunno if that was ever intended or if it was just speculation. Same as their strength, I think that was fanon that got passed around so much it became canon, sort of. Still has never been mentioned in the show.

in SM relationships it's actually the slave who has control

>>294963

>Same as their strength, I think that was fanon that got passed around so much it became canon, sort of. Still has never been mentioned in the show.

>Still has never been mentioned in the show.

Almost every carriage is shown being pulled by earth ponies, and it's explicitly stated in Hearth's Warming Eve that a large amount of crops can only be grown by them as well.

>>295015

Well yeah they grow crops and pull carts, but that doesnt mean they have crop magic or strength. They could just be the underclass of society forced by necessity to do all the grunt work.

>>295016

I said crops that can ONLY be grown by earth ponies. Them being more in-tune with nature and agriculture is canon, though strength is admittedly more of a myth.

>>295017

>implying Rarity isn't straining her ass off trying to carry that rock

>implying Rarity wasn't just able to control weather because of Dash's cutie mark

>implying the comic books should be considered canon

>implying Starlight and Twilight aren't massively powerful compared to other unicorns, and are representative of the species as a whole

Unicorns are also degenerates who probably only do anal.

>>295019

I doubt there are any crops that can only be grown by earth ponies