/pone/ - My Little Pony★

>>293075

Why not both, anon?

>>293075

>ywn be a dumb little gay horsie

why live

Firstly I get depressed that the booze and garic crackers that I had been consuming are now deadly poisons to me. Then I go to the park across the street and graze while I let human women pet me and take pictures with me. When I am done with that I will go home and be depressed again, because my dick is now so huge that it will not fit inside my wife. Of course, I will still expect her to jerk me off onto her face. I drench her with horse semen, and I realize that this is still pretty cool.

>>293067 (OP)

>what do?

Masturbate

>>293086

Have you ever seen stallions try to masturbate? It is pretty sad. All they can do is slap their dicks against their bellies. Mare can grind up on things at least.

>>293088

I'd imagine if they had the capability to do it, hoof frogs would feel pretty nice

>>293088

>All they can do is slap their dicks against their bellies

Because they dont know anything else

>>293088

>not being a mare, there's your problem

>>293126

Be dyke pony. Eat candy vag.

>>293103

Pegasi can also stimulate themselves too and with their soft feathery wings, without the threat of injuring yourself with inexperienced magic which we would all start out with.

>>293198

Do you know what a persistent uterine infection is?

Its when a mare 's shit runs down her backside, enters her vagina and festers there.

Its practically unavoidable if the poor thing has an unfortunatetly shaped uterus, which isn't that uncommon.

If only they had some way to clean themselves…

Sauce:

<http://www.thehorse.com/articles/10822/persistent-uterine-infections

And that is only made worse, due to the revolting habbit earth ponies have, of using the hooves they walk through much and filth with, to handle their food. They might as well be eating off the ground.

>>293185

There is a pixel missing on her left eye iris (our left) and it is driving me crazy

>>293201

Shitty mares with aweful pussy shouldnt reproduce, its just natural selection after all.

>>293067 (OP)

Prostitution, get rich, do activism to legalise zoophilia in all the world.

>>293208

I noticed that after posting it.

>>293243

Thank you anon.

>>293067 (OP)

Pull out my toy box and masturbate furiously for several days.

Then I freak the fuck out waiting to inevitably die of starvation in my apartment, or attempt to make it to Colorado and hide in the mountains until I either get shot by hunters or get captured by the government.

>you are now a pretty pony

<your fridge is full of meat

>>295732

>fuck it, you still like the taste.

>>295734

>eat meat anyway

>get sick because your equine digestive system can't handle it

>>295744

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>>295750

I would a qt griffon tho.

>>295752

I would also a griffon.

Choice order as follows:

Griffon

Cat

Minotaur

Changeling

Unicorn

Dragon

Pegasus

Zebra

Earth Pony

>>295819

>griffons are pretty shit

Ftfy

>>295818

That her crotchtits you ijit

>>295828

that's also her crotchtits. Her vulva has been sewn up, if you look carefully. 'leastwise that's what I'm seeing.

>>295833

I see it as well. Or at least, I see two threads coming from her rear where some bandaids are at.

>>295831

Are you meming?

He used to be the de facto spokesman of the entire fandom

I realize that I am probably the only pretty cartoon pony on the planet so I head to the local pony club to get pampered by young girls who love the pone while I ponder my new life as a freak.

>>295838

That's understandable have a nice day

>>295839

>local pony club

I wish that was a thing

>Local pony club is populated by girls

Well that's a nice piece of speculative fiction. On the bright side, you will be getting pampered, if that's what you're after.

>>295841

>>local pony club

>I wish that was a thing

I am fortunate enough to be located within walking distance of one, for a certain value of "pony" at least. This one is dedicated to activities involving real live ponies, as opposed to cartoon ones. They have events on weekends where people bring their ponies down to the club and spend time riding and grooming them and generally sharing their pony obsession with each other.

>>Local pony club is populated by girls

>Well that's a nice piece of speculative fiction.

See above. For whatever reason, the club attracts far more females than males. I'm certain quotas to correct this shameful sexism can't be far off.

>>295833

Oh, I didn't see the threads there. Thought she only had it band-aided over.

>>295831

Seth is the truly legendary faggot who spent his time before ponies getting banned at /v/, /tg/, and /co/ for spamming his dragon waifus. Seriously, we all thought that he Flarefag/Cynderfag was a troll, because he was too huge of a raging autist not to be trolling. Then he founded Equestria Daily and sucked enough Hasbro cock to get treated like a journalist. From then on he just spammed Trixie and was subsequently told to go to bed. His mary sue pigeon-griffon OC got put in an actual episode, and it was every bit as bad as it sounds.

>>295834

I doubt it, considering the kind of needles she's using.

A surgical needle for sutures is hook shaped, so it comes back out when sewing in skin or flesh. The needles she's using a re straight.

And going with the way she has run a thread through the nipples on her teats so she can tug at them, my guess would be that she has some something similar to her clitoris glans.

Looks and sounds like it should be painful, but I suspect this is what she gets off on.

>>296516

>I'd kick a puppy like a football to go to Equestria…

And that's why you'll never get there

>>293067 (OP)

Suck my giant horsecock till I pass out. Regroup, then come up with a new plan.