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d36d80 (3) No.291946>>291955 >>291975 >>291986 >>291987 >>291990 >>292016 >>292026 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Alright that's it. I don't want to live anymore if I'm not around my ponies. I'm willing to die, buy and do any drugs. Anything.

Have any of you guys ever gone there?

805826 (2) No.291955

>>291946 (OP)

Nope.

The only things that keep me going is how shitty the ride gets, salt and the porn.


336e46 (3) No.291958

I think I was close. I was severely depressed for a prolonged period of time, and I was looking for a way to end my life, preferably on war.

Thank God I got out of this. I accepted that my life was shit and suprisingly everything got better after that.

I never did any drugs, because my nature draws me to asceticism more then hedonism.


03f75d (1) No.291961

Don't they sell miniature horses?


77ccda (1) No.291975>>291980 >>291983 >>292045

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>>291946 (OP)

There is another way


8d40ed (4) No.291977>>291981

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Guess I'll use this oppurtunity to pour out some spaghetti.

I been in some really bad places over the last several years. Right now I'm a useless NEET with no market for my skills and no real motivation to do much of anything. I was in college until halfway through the spring semester, but the experience was destroying me. I was at a point where the first time I left my room, other than to use the toilet, in a week was to go look for heroin. I ended up talking myself out of it and went to the dean's office and dropped out instead. For a time I was deep into pony, but even with that it started fading to just being a TV show I liked a lot. That sort of pattern was pretty constant in my life; get passionate about something and then lose all motivation for it.

Honestly a combination of drug use and religion is probably what has kept me from having a total meltdown. Granted, kratom is my poison and it's fairly mild and legal as drugs go, but I want to get clean. I feel like I need something to smooth out the rough edges though. It works better than SSRI and withdrawal won't fucking kill like with benzos.

I need some offline friends. I can talk to people ten years younger or older than me no problem, but I can't talk to people my own age without dropping my spaghetti. I can't relate to nearly any that I've met on any meaningful level. I don't think I've actually made a friend since I was twelve, and I haven't talked to anyone of them in a year.

At the moment I have no long term goals, just far fetched and fiery fantasies. My short term goals are limited to paying for useless garbage to stimulate me for a few minutes.


d36d80 (3) No.291980

>>291975

fuck off christfag


4ec116 (1) No.291981>>291982 >>291984 >>291998 >>292001

>>291977

Step Alpha: Abandon your special talents.

Step 1: Get fit.

Step 2: Hard labor.

Step 2a: Learn a trade.

Step 3: Don't have children.

Step 4: Invest.

Step 4a: Buy a house that you'll never leave.

Step 5: Start Retirement account.

Step 6: Invest.

Step 7: Have children.

Step 7a: Instill good work ethics and rational thinking.

Step Invest: Invest.

Step 8: Work your ass off until you can't work anymore.

Step 9: Get a hobby.

Step 10: Die happy knowing that you did something with your life.


805826 (2) No.291982>>291991

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>>291981

>Have children.

>no qt pony to make a family with


1442bd (2) No.291983

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>>291975

get out and stay out


8d40ed (4) No.291984

>>291981

wow that totally changed my outlook I can be successful now


fadb9d (2) No.291986>>292001

>>291946 (OP)

If you're looking for a drug that can actually help you overcome your inner demons and find validation for life, you should consider DMT. Hell, I wouldn't even call it a drug - it's a sacrament, perhaps the most potent catalyst for spiritual experience known to man, a true medicine for the soul. It is also the best by far of the visionary substances for contacting entities and projecting one's consciousness to other realms. The components are easy enough to come by (you can extract DMT from many species of common grass), and if you aren't handy with basic kitchen chemistry, you can easily cook up the potion version Ayahuasca in a few hours in any pot on the stove. One thing about Ayahausca though, is you must make sure to avoid certain foods and medication that might react negatively with the harmalas you must take beforehand to ensure activation in the stomach, lists of which can be found readily online. Additional information and recipes can be found here:

https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/DMT

https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Ayahuasca


1442bd (2) No.291987

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>>291946 (OP)

to be honest OP, the only thing that keeps my sanity is my days in school and my daily dose of internet. It keeps my days and time seemingly occupied


86a8c8 (3) No.291990

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>>291946 (OP)

Don't worry anon, I'll be there. Some day, sooner rather than later, hopefully. I've tried every sort of escapism from fanfics to tulpamancy and nothing works. Life is a fuck, I just hope pony utopia doesnt get full of weirdos amirite


5c92de (3) No.291991>>291992

>>291982

>half-breeds

Kill yourself.


86a8c8 (3) No.291992>>291993

>>291991

>he would deny his pony waifu the joy of having a family

>he doesnt like satyrs


5c92de (3) No.291993>>291994

>>291992

OH WAIT. Human seed isn't compatible with horse eggs!

HAHA!

FUCK YOU NIGGER!


86a8c8 (3) No.291994>>291995

>>291993

>ywn fertilize your waifu's eggs

>ywn cuddle with her as she incubates your children

>ywn see a little horse face hatch from the eggs your wife pooped

You just want to make me suffer anon


5c92de (3) No.291995

>>291994

I just want us to suffer together, anon.


d36d80 (3) No.291998>>291999

>>291981

That's a lot of work just for a lifetime of sadness.


336e46 (3) No.291999>>292005

>>291998

should have listened to christfag

now you're going to have sad life and end up in hell


7720a8 (1) No.292001>>292005 >>292012

>>291986

Drugs are not the solution. They're not even A solution. Drugs change your perception. They don't change reality.

OP perceives, correctly, that his reality sucks. Getting high and watching the pretty lights isn't going to do dick for him. OP needs to change his reality, not sit around and get high.

See >>291981. If you want your life to be different, you have to change it. And that requires work. It doesn't come in a potion or a pill, no matter who's pushing it--a nigger on a streetcorner or some guy with MD after his name who's getting a kickback from a trillion dollar pharmaceutical megacorporation owned by the sheenies, either way that shit's only going to numb you and keep you from confronting what's really wrong, while you transfer every dime you can get your hands on from your pocket to theirs.

You can go on being content with sitting in your room doing dope, or you can change stuff. Step one in changing stuff is to quit the dope, get a haircut, and get a job.


6840c6 (1) No.292005>>292012

>>292001

Well, I'm not ruling it off completely. I assume I could at least get a few hours in Equestria if I take the right drug… DMT sounds like it could work but I think it would be hard to control what happens on it.

>>291999

Sounds good to me.


fadb9d (2) No.292012

>>292001

>conflating psychedelics with nigger street drugs and pharmajewticals

You're ignorance is appalling. Psychedelics don't "keep you from confronting what's really wrong" - they FORCE you to confront them. Every single ugly aspect of your character will be brought to the fore and you won't be able to hide, but at the same time it will "show" you what you can do to fix yourself. You can give OP advice all day on what he needs to do to get out of his funk, but it will never be as effective and profound as having his own higher conscious SHOW him, in full detail, the way out.

Allow me to use myself as an example: I first took psychedelics out of sheer desperation. I was miserable and suicidal, abusing alcohol and opiates; like OP, I wanted an out. So I decided to give these substances a try, because why not - maybe it'll allow me to see my waifu and forget about the world for a few hours. Instead, the experience I had completely changed my life. I quit booze cold-turkey and suffered no withdrawals, banished the thought of painkillers totally from my mind, gave up porn and made a commitment to no-fap, and quit wasting my time watching cartoons and playing vidya, focusing my time on reading instead, and took up meditation and other methods of thought-control. The entire focus of my life has been towards self-improvement for the past year, to become the man I saw in the vision I could be, and I've never been happier.

Countless others have had similar life-changing experiences for the better after trying hallucinogens, and there is an immense body of research proving their almost miraculous ability to heal those suffering from conditions like alcoholism, depression, and PTSD, to name a few. Psychedelics aren't addictive, and rarely have negative side-effects, and most people who use them do so only rarely, as their powers are too sacred (for lack of a better word) to be abused. Put aside your "muh all drugs are degenerate" bias for a moment and do some research, and you'll find that psychedelics are nothing like the anti-drug propaganda would have you believe

>get a haircut

no - I love my long flowing locks, and frequently get complemented for them

>>292005

>DMT sounds like it could work but I think it would be hard to control what happens on it.

You can't "control" the visions you have on any psychedelic, but you can influence them by having the proper set and setting. The experiences people have tend to be "tailored" for what they actually need the most at the moment, perhaps healing or spiritual, or something that "opens one's mind" in a way to allow them to see the world in new and novel ways. Suffice it to say, they have a "mind of their own", or perhaps more accurately, they unlock aspects of your higher conscious, or connect you with sympathetic entities, that guide you towards the revelations that have the most benefit for your life. I have seen ponies in my own visions, seen the wonders of their worlds, and they have given me much wisdom that has benefited me once I come down. Perhaps you will encounter them as well.


117007 (1) No.292016>>292019 >>292024 >>292041 >>292045

>>291946 (OP)

there is another way


f9f09b (1) No.292019


8d40ed (4) No.292024

>>292016

is that a detonator in his left hand


ce6683 (1) No.292026>>292036

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>>291946 (OP)

There is another way


6a0f1c (1) No.292036

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>>292026

>be a superstar brony

>go to the supermarket

>start shooting people

great plan


609302 (1) No.292041


ef082b (1) No.292045>>292047 >>292052 >>292075

>>291975

>>292016

>shilling monotheism on a board dedicated to the most shamelessly pagan TV show ever made

I hope you packed for your trip to Hel.


d21864 (1) No.292047

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>>292045

>I hope you packed for your trip to Hel.

You are not worthy to speak of her name and he isn't worthy of entering her realm


336e46 (3) No.292052>>295028

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>>292045

I've been there. It's not that bad.


8d40ed (4) No.292075

>>292045

Calling MLP pagan is almost as ridiculous as calling LoTR pagan.


5b352e (1) No.295026

Live a life fuckard


bbaa86 (1) No.295028

>>292052

Wouldn't mind stopping by Hel myself on the way to Equestria




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