/pol/ Laptop Scammer Gary 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:10:19 e93ce7 No. 13584750
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.
Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4
>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job
▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:12:19 b18170 No. 13584756
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Gary 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:16:25 e93ce7 No. 13584767
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:25:25 eddf9e No. 13584795
Before you reply to this now years-old bait, ask yourself - wouldn't it be better to reply to it on soyjack.st's /pol/? After all this exact thread has been posted hundreds of times on cuck chan…
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:29:12 e93ce7 No. 13584807
>>13584795
>soyjack.st
Okay, which is it? soyjack.st or soyjack.party
???
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:33:27 ca130a No. 13584817
He was on <takes deep breath because I'm fat> the Quartering but <takes deep breath because I'm fat> he got told to get his shit together <takes a deep breath because I'm fat> before he can come back on. <takes deep breath because I'm fat>
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 04:40:43 e93ce7 No. 13584841
>>13584817
And beating his wife and abandoning his daughter and kitties?
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:36:58 5e8384 No. 13584999
I don't know who this stupid piece of shit is and frankly don't want to.
Advice: dox him and hire some niggers to go beat the shit out of him. repeat
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:38:44 5e8384 No. 13585006
>>13584807
one is probably a honeypot of the other. both sites are fucking gay pedo chins replicas so nobody cares
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 05:44:56 e93ce7 No. 13585027
>>13585006
>one is probably a honeypot of the other
Fine, but is one not more populated than the other?
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 06:04:23 e93ce7 No. 13585074
>>13584999
>I don't know who this stupid piece of shit is
Styxhexenhammer666
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 06:12:55 131151 No. 13585090
Incel (Internet celebrity) thread.
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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 07:18:31 5e8384 No. 13585206
>>13585074
Oh right yeah, like the other famous people
Fluggenchugger123
Goenburgmeister_poopy7
not forgetting
Pleggersnicknacks$$$dickjockey
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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 00:53:48 e93ce7 No. 13594775
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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 00:57:58 a9f8f1 No. 13594788
>>13584767
Yeah, had a feeling whilst clicking that this was a post your fav Styx thread.
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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 01:14:20 e93ce7 No. 13594835
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