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b88c52  No.363648

TRUST ME :

YOU in particular will (oddly enough) ENJOY this video, which is pretty fucking creepy when you stop and think about it…

it's a timeline scenario of an upcoming nuclear war with China

https://youtu.be/KGetPDrNHME

trust me : YOU… will ENJOY it

because it's NOT a good ending

and YOU ENJOY FEAR!!

it's got a few glitches in it's production

a few grammatical errors, but overall, it's very revealing

but it's LONG……

So there's really no reason

for you to download it

just watch it

unless….Unless….. you CANT watch it

( I think you are full of shit about you using all this security operational garbage on your computer like some kind of government secret agent.. I think you've got really bad internet service and for some reason you're incapable of fluid streaming video on YouTube)

[ in fact, instead of me perceiving you as a computer specialist who exercises a bunch of needless high-tech computer security techniques for his safety… I actually perceive you as a guy who simply doesn't have a good internet connection, and doesn't know enough about computers to realize he needs to get the 5G Gateway from T-Mobile for only $45 a month, with lightning fast downloads, immediate uploads, unlimited.. completely unlimited super high speed internet for only $45 a month ]

Everybody knows you haven't been able to afford anything but dial up, and you've got crappy equipment with almost zero technological capabilities…

You didn't exactly major in computer engineering, if you know what I mean

TMOBILES 5G GATEWAY WILL GIVE YOU LIGHTNING FAST INTERNET, and you'll be able to watch a YouTube video without having to fabricate another lie about being an expert in ==operational security"

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b88c52  No.363649

File: 60a9791567a2067⋯.jpg (676.09 KB, 1080x2265, 72:151, Screenshot_20230212_113656….jpg)

JUST BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN AMERICA'S TOILET DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO USE TURD-SPEED DIAL-UP INTENET

𝐓𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐄'𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝟓𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐘 : completely unlimited lightning fast high-speed internet for only $45 a month, so cheap even your daughter can afford to add it to the other costs of taking care of your insane ass

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b88c52  No.363650

File: 3c59e65b468a7cf⋯.jpg (341.54 KB, 1698x1080, 283:180, Picsart_23_02_12_10_59_36_….jpg)

░I░M░A░G░I░N░E░ ░B░E░I░N░G░ ░A░B░L░E░ ░T░O░ ░W░A░T░C░H░ ░Y░O░U░T░U░B░E░ ░V░I░D░E░O░S░,░ ░L░I░K░E░ ░A░ ░W░H░I░T░E░ ░P░E░R░S░O░N░!░!░

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b88c52  No.363651

File: 29ec3469f542135⋯.jpg (558.38 KB, 1080x2265, 72:151, Screenshot_20230212_114328….jpg)

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b88c52  No.363652

File: 8abef943c044870⋯.jpg (442.89 KB, 1620x1080, 3:2, Picsart_23_02_12_13_03_46_….jpg)

Everybody already knows how you live…

(we've a seen the movie DELIVERANCE)

And we know how you inbred Backwoods Coots are suspicious of anything "new" or even vaguely ringing of "quality"….

And I realize the Imaginary Monster Truck MAGA Rally "DEMONS" who whisper in your ears have shared gossip about 5G being a "dangerous technology"…..

But I assure you there's nothing to be afraid of

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b88c52  No.363653

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But just because you live in America's public urinal, doesn't mean you have to live like a piss poor banjo picker

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b88c52  No.363654

File: a51622409a5cead⋯.jpg (30.95 KB, 512x512, 1:1, cBGklCAMHFK3wDiNOQwR_4_gcd….jpg)

Wendy and I have been using our T-Mobile portable 5G internet gateway for months and months, and it hasn't caused any health problems whatsoever

Other than the melting and limbs falling off

I'm doing better than Wendy, because I stay farther away from the 5G gateway, so only my legs fell off….

her?…. she usually sits closer to the 5G Gateway

but we're doing really well all things considered.. at least we can watch adorable kittens on youtube, unlike you

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b88c52  No.363655

File: 02f995434fb84b0⋯.jpg (44.77 KB, 512x512, 1:1, cBGklCAMHFK3wDiNOQwR_3_xwx….jpg)

sure….. I will openly admit when we first started using the T-Mobile 5G Gateway, things got a little weird around here, but we had a power outage, and when we regained consciousness, we had solidified again, with barely any difference, other than the skin falling off here and there

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b88c52  No.363656

File: 70d33d90a470679⋯.jpg (19.96 KB, 512x512, 1:1, cBGklCAMHFK3wDiNOQwR_1_r92….jpg)

…..and YES………

Although we had begun solidifying, unfortunately we were shocked to discover that we had somehow melted together into one horrifying blob…

But that's negative to focus on only the drawbacks, without taking the benefits into consideration

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b88c52  No.363657

File: 829bf057ef27d89⋯.jpg (116.01 KB, 1080x722, 540:361, Picsart_23_02_12_13_22_13_….jpg)

But hopefully, you'll have a power outage also….

It worked out perfectly, because we were somehow able to pull ourselves apart, and begin determining if we still had any of the other ones body parts attached….

That power outage gave us an opportunity for a little bit of damage control

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b88c52  No.363658

File: d8f90e439c0c754⋯.jpg (24.92 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 3g7pv14SW5XwdO5GOgdd_1_90u….jpg)

And NO……

The physical pain and slight amount of cerebral damage was not enough to make me second guess my decision to use the T-Mobile 5G portable Gateway……

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b88c52  No.363659

File: b0de4a3634f13e1⋯.jpg (31.31 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 3g7pv14SW5XwdO5GOgdd_2_jh4….jpg)

Because it only took a couple hours to finally detach our sinews and tendons and skin, and get back to The Way We Were

And that, it was kind of romantic

And for only $45 a month, it's really not that bad of a deal

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b88c52  No.363660

File: d993987637724ba⋯.jpg (126.91 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_23_02_12_13_30_38_….jpg)

And a good percentage of the healing has already begun, if you consider 11% "good"…..

… but at least Wendy can still watch YouTube videos, unlike you

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b88c52  No.363661

File: c3841eed2bd90de⋯.jpg (169.54 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, Picsart_23_02_12_13_35_00_….jpg)

Plus, we can always use an extra check up at the doctor here and there, so everything worked out for the best

BUT AT LEAST I CAN WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS, UNLIKE YOU!!

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b88c52  No.363662

File: c8a53ee9a11f612⋯.jpg (309.12 KB, 1874x1080, 937:540, Picsart_23_02_12_13_59_01_….jpg)

But just imagine how much more ELITE and "big city" you'll appear to the chickens when you had real internet like a white person……

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b88c52  No.363663

File: 213bf5fe61eaac8⋯.jpg (564.16 KB, 1678x1080, 839:540, Picsart_23_02_12_10_52_52_….jpg)

In fact, you might become some kind of LEGEND… aLocal Hero….

the only person in your shithole toilet of a State who doesn't have dial up internet connection…..

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b88c52  No.363664

File: 4c4a110c9523736⋯.jpg (232.5 KB, 1328x1080, 166:135, Picsart_23_02_12_14_05_12_….jpg)

And you have the added luxury of no longer needing to pretend the reason you can't watch YouTube videos is due to your "vast knowledge of OPSEC measures"…

And you can finally live like a white person, perhaps for the first time in your life

For only $45 a month, thanks to T-Mobile's new portable 5G home internet high-speed Gateway, completely unlimited, and lightning fast

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b88c52  No.363665

File: 3c59e65b468a7cf⋯.jpg (341.54 KB, 1698x1080, 283:180, Picsart_23_02_12_10_59_36_….jpg)

Believe it or not, just because you were born in the most embarrassing, disgusting, meth-riddled, crime-plagued, backwards, worthless part of America, you areNOTobligated to live like a piece of white trash…..

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b88c52  No.363666

File: 403594130bd0634⋯.png (831.45 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, 13958268_1718519438410096_….png)

Shit….. even your daughter will be amazed at the benefits of technology, and she'll thank me for it afterwards, because I'll be the first man she ever knew who actuallyunderstood technology

I'll be the first man to ever improve the quality of her life…

Thanks to my technological advice, she will finally learn what it feels like to be white

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b88c52  No.363667

File: 951b00990244523⋯.jpg (313.91 KB, 1729x1080, 1729:1080, Picsart_23_02_12_14_20_35_….jpg)

I know you always try to convince everybody that Missouri is a wonderful safe American Hometown type of State, as if people in Missouri are a higher grade of humans LOL but yeah..

we all know the TRUTH

It's nothing but human garbage…..

And I realize you live closer to St Louis then springfield, but Springfield is it the only disgusting shit hole in Missouri

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b88c52  No.363668

File: 52d13d7b12994aa⋯.png (22.95 KB, 1004x422, 502:211, 1004px_Logo_of_YouTube_201….png)

but face it, dude…

Having dial-up internet iseven MORE embarrassing than admitting you live in Missouri !!!

(even the lowest forms of life can watch YouTube without having to worry about hassling with a dial-up connection)

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