984d18 No.362290
The Pentagon is reporting that the Chinese balloon had a schizophrenic episode last year, and inexplicably chopped all of its hair off without even looking at what it was doing, leaving hideous Rat's Nest of uneven pubic hair growing on top.
ALSO: the balloon doesn't appear Chinese, and resembles a polish jew
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ed55dc No.362292
>>362290
good lord! that's THE UGLIEST gigantic surveillance balloon I've ever seen in my entire life
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ed55dc No.362293
Instead of just hovering, why doesn't that lazy piece of shit balloon GET A JOB??
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984d18 No.362294
>>362293
haven't you heard?…. the gigantic surveillance balloon has schizophrenia
but it REFUSES to apply for SSI
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