In January, I'm going to begin the process of having Marshmallow Sally's welfare benefits terminated, for defrauding the US government….
Everybody already knows he's 35 years old, hiding in his mother's spare bedroom, after she made him apply for SSI psycho welfare benefits…
Everybody knows he doesn't have a girlfriend, never has, never will, and spends every holiday season embarrassingly alone while his relatives shrug their shoulders, long since having accepted the fact that he's a closet homosexual…
Everybody knows he doesn't have any money, no car, can't pay rent, and eats off an EBT food stamp card…
But he's defaulting the United States taxpayers…
And the Department of Human Services and doesn't play games when it comes to committing fraud against the US government.
So for christmas, I'm going to help marshmallow Sally find a fast food job somewhere