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I never got to bed last night, because I was obligated to meet a timeline and get back to Moscow, as scheduled.
I had finished my assignments in Miami beach, (thank God, because I can't stand Miami) when the assignment desk emailed me I had to be at the meeting in Moscow tomorrow afternoon.
I realize $1,500 might not seem affordable to you, but try taking a Greyhound bus across the Atlantic Ocean, and you'll soon realize I got to steal !!!
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357173
As I was searching for the best airfare deals, I couldn't help but notice how out of date and somewhat racist the British accidental Airways ad campaigns seem to be.. pretty strange content for the year 2022, but who am I to question the British?…
Everybody already questions the British, and the answer is always the same..
"the reason all of our men are listing limp-wristed sissies it's because of our bad genetics, and all of our men are born homosexual"
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357174
But even if they updated their ad campaigns to reflect something a little bit more contemporary, it really wouldn't matter, because no British man is sexually attracted to females..
In fact, the only way the British have been able to reproduce was due to the fact that all British women are hideous and masculine.
If British women did not resemble snaggletooth caveman, no British male would ever be able to achieve an erection…
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357175
I only had 3 days to finish my assignment in Miami, which included buying a large amount of powdered cocaine, and nuking the Florida landscape into something resembling the Nevada desert…
I also managed to take down the fiber optic system connecting Florida to the rest of the world, so I'd imagine you'll be hearing about the new Florida Shoreline sometime later this weekend
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357176
So I paid my team for their work, then slipped GHB into their Mountain Dew and took my sweet time date raping them…
Which I later regretted, when I realized the brunette was supposed to drive me to the airport
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357177
So I decided I would just use my magical powers too snap my fingers and magically appear at Miami International Airport just in time to catch my flight
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357178
And although I was a little tired after all the nuclear annihilation and sodomizing my assistants, it turns out Florida cocaine does a very good job of keeping you awake
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▶ 38175b (3) No.357179
the turbulence was really disturbing during parts of the flight, which only added to my inability to get any sleep.
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▶ 38175b (3) No.357180
But leave it to the British Occidental Airways Corporation to be prepared for anything
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▶ 38175b (3) No.357181
Also, I had no idea they had built sidecars into the airplanes engines, and I'm not exactly sure what the soldiers were going to do with those shitty little .22 rifles in case the plane crashed, but either way.. the flight was simply Dreadful
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▶ 487bcc (3) No.357183
He's a real Nowhere Man, that's for sure
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▶ 487bcc (3) No.357184
In the sky.. with diamonds
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357186
I don't know why you say goodbye..
I say hello
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357207
I had been away so long, I hardly knew the place anymore
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357208
But it sure feels good as fuck to be back home again
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357209
I'm going to fucking wait until tomorrow to even unpack my case
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357210
But tonight I'm simply going to disconnect the phone and enjoy a Big Slice of Russian pussy pie
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357234
Well, Moscow girls really knock me out
(they leave the West behind)
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357235
And Ukraine girls make me scream and shout…..
duhh
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357237
Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357238
take me to your daddy's farm
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357239
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
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Come and keep your comrade warm
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357241
And the Ukraine girls really knock me out
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They leave the West behind
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Moscow girls make me scream and shout
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357244
And Georgia's always on my mind
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▶ f40ab0 (76) No.357247
let me tell you, honey…..
I'm back
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